Key
A/N authors note
[Author's note mid paragraph]
'Thought'
"Speaking to other character"
{Sound}
Speaking to reader
Telepathy
"Roar"(translation)
scene change
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Time skip
≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪*flashback
*≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫flash-forward/premonition
≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫≫**≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪≪return to present
-Character-
Point of view change
A/N this story is about 20 or so years after the conclusion of Inheritance
A/N the whole story will be in first person even when pov changes.
A/N If you have not read my story "To the Shire" or The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritance) by Christopher Paolini (a great read whether you read this story or not) this story will make no sense what so ever.
A/N I may use my stories to spread Christianity so more people might be saved and I will include biblical references so if this offends you I pity you because you will be cast into the lake of fire when judgment day comes.
Disclaimer: I own only my own original ideas and original characters. I am only writing this for mine and my reader's enjoyment I am not making any money off of this
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It is a parody (Parody)
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"Motion to close bill." One of the riders said
"Seconded." A different rider said
"All in favor." Eragon stated. All riders raised their hands
"All in favor of adding a second rider base in middle earth." Eragon stated. 90% of the riders raised their hands
"All opposed." Eragon stated
I felt a hot breath down the back of my neck, "Saphira?" I questioned
"Naruto." She replied in a deep angry voice
The next thing I know I am waking up on the floor behind Eragon and Saphira's neck and head are sticking through the door.
"Calm down Saphira!" Eragon commanded, "Why are you so angry at Naruto?"
"HE IS THE ONE WHO PUT THE PAINT BOMB IN OUR SUPPLIES WHEN WE WERE LEAVING KAHONA GAKURE!" She replied
"Was any harm done?"Eragon replied trying to reason with her
"YES, IT TOOK ME TWO WHOLE MONTHS TO GET THAT PAINT OFF MY SCALES!" she roared
"How do you know how long it took!? The paint matched your scales color perfectly, including luster!" Eragon pointed out
In place of Saphira was a woman dressed in all blue holding a blue sword charging at me; I raised a kunai to block it but I mis-judged the swing of the sword slash then next thing I knew blood was gushing out of a 3-4' crescent shaped gash in my abdomen and chest from my left shoulder to my right third rib to my left hip hitting all the major veins and arteries in my abdomen including the aorta as well as all vital organs; that and a lot of blood. I didn't know someone could bleed so much and live. It was getting hard to breathe; my heart was beating loud in my ears, my vision was getting fuzzy around the edges.
A/N for those of you who are having trouble visualizing Saphira's sword it is a double-sided rapier with a half inch thick blade and basket handguard. See the pictures Google a rapier with basket handguard then take the whole thing and turn it blue
"SAPHIRA, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!?" Eragon yelled, he sounded like he was a million miles away
Saphira looked at me with a remorseful look and my wound started to heal: too late. The last thing I saw was a red fox that reminded me of Kyunoki-kun. [Ki-oo-no-key]
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