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(At The Sohma Household).

Well Kyo got bored, so he decided to look through pictures on Shigure's camera. He got the camera without asking (even though Shigure would've said sure in the first place) and turned it on. The first picture he saw was the most, odd, freaky, disturbing picture he ever saw.

"Shigure... Why do you have a picture of Ayame wearing a cowboy hat, naked?!" Kyo demanded, but was clearly freaked out.

"What?!" asked Yuki who got up from watching TV to go see what he was talking about. When he saw it he immediately said, "What the hell?!" Then Narita entered the room carrying a vase of flowers she ever so nicely put together. She looked over Kyo shoulder at the camera. She screamed, dropped the small vase, and ran off crying for Tohru.

"Ahehehe...," Shigre laughed nervously, "Wrong camera chip! Here you go!" Shigure said as he snatched the camera and replaced the chip. He gave Kyo the camera back before he ran out of the room crying... Kyo turned the camera back on, preparing for the worst. All he saw was a picture of Haru, Yuki, and Tohru laughing in the picture. He sighed a sigh of relief. As for in the kitchen with Narita and Tohru...

"What's wrong Narita!" asked Tohru trying to comfort a crying Narita. Narita tried to tell her what was wrong, but she was crying to hard for Tohru to understand. Tohru got her a glass of water and rubbed her back. Narta finally calmed down enough to talk.

"I saw... a picture... of... Ayame... NAKED!" Narita almost shouted. Tohru screamed when she said 'naked'. I mean what else could she do? Narita started to cry again (A/N: you would cry too if you saw that picture. Trust me...). Yuki and Kyo, who obviously head Tohru scream, busted into the kitchen.

"Who did what?!" Yuki asked.

"Who do I have to kill?!" Kyo asked.

"Narita saw a picture of Ayame naked?!" asked Tohru.

"He was wearing a cowboy hat...," said Kyo.

"Ah that image is forever stained into my memory!" exclaimed Yuki who started to bang on his head to get it out.

"I was soo not ready to see that!" Narita exclaimed.

"I could think of something to get that out of your mind, if ya know what I mean- I mean what?" Kyo asked himself.

"That's nice Kyo," said Yuki. Well everyone got back to doing what they where doing. Yuki watching TV, Kyo looking at pictures, Tohru making dinner, and Narita went to pick up th vase before helping Tohru with dinner. Shigure came out of his room asking as if nothing ever happened.

"I invited Aya for dinner tonight!" Shigure exclaimed when he came into the room, "We have something very inmportant to tell you!"

"Should we be afraid?" asked Yuki.

"Of course not!" Shigure replied happily.

"I take that as a 'yes, we should be very afaraid'," said Kyo. Well Tohru and Narita where in the kitchen cooking dinner and what not. The door bell rang and yes of course it was Ayame. Ayame came skipping into the room like a giddy school girl. Shigure and Ayame gave each other a big hug then skipped into the dining room where Kyo and Yuki already sat. Tohru and Narita where setting the table.

"Hello everyone!" said Ayame. Narita fidgeted remembering the picture of him she saw earlier.

"Hi Ayame," Tohru said in a monotone.

"Hi...," mumbled Narita. Yuki and Kyo didn't even bother, just because.

"Are you angry with me, my two beautiful flowers?!" Ayame asked Narita and Tohru.

"Of course not...," said Tohru, still kind of monotoneish. Narita didn't say anything.

"Oh okay...," said Ayame sadly (A/N: awwww! Poor Ayame!). Everyone sat down for dinner. They passed stuff around until every one got things on their plates. There was salmon rice balls that Tohru made, and there were leeks that Narita made.

"My this is wonderful!" said Shigure.

"Tohru you've done an excellent job on these rice balls as always! And what did you do with the leeks? They taste different, but still delicious!" Ayame complimented.

"Oh! Narita made the leeks!" Tohru said cheerfully.

"Why they're delicious Narita!" Shigure exclaimed.

"Why thank you Shigure!" Narita said. Everyone was eating their food except Kyo wasn't eating the leeks. In fact he was pushing the away with is chopsticks. "Kyo, don't you like the leeks?" asked Narita.

"Kyo doesn't like leeks," said Yuki.

"He doesn't! I'm sorry Kyo! I'll make you something else!" Narita exclaimed.

"No that okay...," said Kyo who picked up a leek and ate it. He then sighed and put his chopsticks down. "They're good," he said.

"What!?" said Yuki, Tohru, Shigure, and Ayame all at the same time.

"I feel... defeated...," said Kyo.

"Um...," said Narita. Shigure and Ayame quick got a thermometer. They checked his temperature, which was normal.

"Have you eaten anything under cooked, over cooked? Have you been out in the rain for too long? Anything unusual?!" Asked Shigure.

"Maybe we should call Hatori!" Ayame exclaimed.

"I'm fine! Get off me!" Kyo said shooing them away. They finished dinner and Narita and Tohru cleaned up. Once the cleaning up was done everyone went into the living room.

"Okay! Now we have something to tell you!" Shigure said to the teenagers who were sitting on the couch. Shigure was standing with his hand around Ayame's waist.

"You're pregnant aren't you?" Kyo asked Ayame.

"Kyo... men can't get pregnant!" Yuki exclaimed.

"Yes they can! I saw on Oprah this transsexual dude got pregnant!" Kyo said.

"Because he used to be a woman!" said Yuki.

"Well Ayame could've been a woman!" said Kyo.

"Then why is he gay?!" asked Yuki.

"Maybe he changed his mind after he got the sex change!" Kyo argued.

"He's been my brother for my whole life! He was never my sister!" Yuki said.

"What you're point?!" Kyo asked.

"My point it you're an idiot!" Yuki shouted.

"Boys! Boys!" said Ayame, "We haven't even told you the good news!"

"Okay... go on...," said Narita.

"Ayame's going to live with us!" Shigure exclaimed.

"GOD WHY?!" Yuki shouted falling to his knees.

"You've got to be kidding!" Kyo exclaimed wide eyed.

"WOOT!" said Narita only it almost sounded like a question.

"That's great Ayame!" Tohru exclaimed. Then Shigure and Ayame started bringing suitcases in by two and marching into Shigure's room. Yuki was on the ground and was asking 'why?' over and over.

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Bwahahahahahaha! Yuki sooo had a mental break down!! But so like anyway I hope you guys liked that chapter because I did so bla. Now just simply review and I shall continue and we all shall be happiful!!

-Katie

P.S. Remember. Ninja. Monkey. Minions.