K is a horrible letter. I remember that from last time now. Ah well. Here you go.
MP SLASH enjoy, improvements welcome etc.
Kitchen
The first room on the left when you come through the front door. Thirteen steps from the bedroom, if you're fully awake, that is. Otherwise it's eighteen (that table's been there forever and they still walk into it everyday). Home of tea and biscuits and every other food they could possibly want. Best place to be in the whole house, in Pippin's opinion, after their bedroom, of course, for various different reasons.In an hour, Merry's mother will be sitting down in the kitchen with a cup of tea in front of her. Until then, Pippin's busy having a well deserved nap ("Because you've only been asleep for ten hours, isn't that right, Pip?") on the table, one hand inside the fruit bowl and the other holding onto the sugar spoon.
