Koran Time: Hi, all!!! Well, I took a looong Summer Break and now I'm back! I have the story written and all I have to do is finish posting. So, here we go!!!


Toa Hewkii: Part 11

It is the year 2007 the treacherous Deceptions have conquered the home snow fort. But from secret staging grounds two snow mounds, he valiant Autobots prepare to take back their fort.

Optimus Prime: Ironhide, report to me at once.

Ironhide: Everytime I look into he monitor, Prime, it's the same old junk. How come it's made out of snow?

Prime: ...Listen Ironhide, I want you to make a special run to the Snow Repository down there.

Ironhide: But Prime, can't you go get it.

Prime: No. 'Cause I got to stay here until I get the call to die.

Ironhide: ...ok. You know the script by heart, don't you?

Prime: Yes, but I took some liberties.

Ironhide: Uh huh...

(A rumbling sound can be heard in the distance.)

Jazz: What's that?

Prime: I don't know Prowl...

(Prowl, knelling on ground)

Prowl: Pluuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezz don't let me die!

vvvvvvvrrrommmph!!!

(Snow Cat crashes into Optimus, destroying the base in the process.)

Hewkii: Yes! we're here!

Vectorman: Uh, I don't feel good. How fast were we going?

Snow Cat: About 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Yen Per Hour (Y.P.H.)

Hewkii: Oh, so 0.1 miles per hour?

Snow Cat: You got it.

Hewkii: Ok, let's get the mirror-

Optimus: You Idiot! You destroyed our one shot to destroy the Destrons!

Vectorman: Destrons?

Snow Cat: Well, it's the Japanese name for both Decepticons and Predicons.

Hewkii: Shut up! Predicons are a combiner group!

Snow Cat: Okey Dokey!

Vectorman: Wait, where's Jar of Almonds and Norse Mage?

Hewkii: Oh, that's easy. They're rattling the Destron's cage.

Prime: WHAT!!?!

(NM is in the cage and looks like a melon headed baby who's imagining being the REAL 5th ninja turtle. With JoA as his rather cross bottle, he is inide the cage as though in a playpen.)

Hewkii: Norse Mage! The New Mutation was part of continuity!

NM(slowing down of sucking): Oh. (sees the destrons) CRAAAAAP!!!!!! GETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETME OUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vectorman: Is it?

Hewkii: I dunno...

(All look on as NM is brutally tortured and ripped apart)

Random Destron(Throwing JoA): Bleachgh!!! I Hate Almonds!!!!!

JoA: Racist twit!

Voice: Hey! that's my line!

Vectorman: Cobra Commander?

CC: COBRA!!!!

NM: COBRA!!!!-

CC: You're being ripped apart, remember?

NM: Oh... AHHHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHH

Hewkii: Ooh! And Skullker

Skullker: Yes, and- (sees that Hewkii is taking off his hood.) You won't like it you know.

Hewkii: How bad could it- AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Hilary Clinton!!!!! So that's how you've gotten the people's vote!

Hilary: Yes and- (suddenly the power turns off)

Hewkii: Cammera!!! grunt what's going on? grunt did you blow the circuit box again? grunt Wha-? Don't give me that! You shouldn't be eating your Glazer Extreame™s by it!! grunt don't gemme that junk. I know you did I- (power comes on. Hewkii can be seen nearly at the throat of a metallic silver turtle monster w/ a headset. Hewkii sees his error.)

Hewkii: Oh... oh I see. YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

Cammera: (thumbs up) Grunt

(everyone looks with astonishment.)

Hewkii(in the rafters): Ok, Cammera, hit it!!!

Cammera: (thumbs up) Grunt (cuts wire causing lighting fixtures to fall on stage.)

Skullker: You shall not triumph!!

CC: Yeah, not another filler episode.

Hilary: Get them!

Hewkii: Halt!

(they do.)

Hewkii: Time for it!! Codename: Wormhole!

(Vectorman starts shooting pulse rounds in-between NM & JoA until it makes a solid line. There is considerable lag.)

Hewkii: Now, to finish it, (jumps into line as it forms a wormhole made out of himself as he is ripped apart.) Wiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!

POP!

(What will happen? Tune in later to find out!!!!!)