Hi! I'm back! And I used ALL of the cat applications I was sent—even the anonymous ones. Sadly, I could only mention most of them because I had a lot of cats to use.

Thanks to everyone who sent in applications!

I wrote this in story form, not the usual script form I write this fic in.

Please review when you're done reading!

BTW, there will be no dares until the Angry She-Cats have revenge on the toms.

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Angry She-Cats Club Allegiances

Leader—Sandstorm

Members—

Spark—midnight black she-cat with magical sparkles in her fur and red eyes; of RandomClan

Squirrelflight—dark ginger she-cat with green eyes; of ThunderClan-----Warrior

Willowshine—dark gray she-cat; of RiverClan-----Medicine Cat Apprentice

Russetfur—dark ginger she-cat; of ShadowClan-----Deputy

Sorreltail—tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with amber eyes; of ThunderClan-----Warrior

Mistyfoot—gray she-cat with blue eyes; of RiverClan-----Deputy

Brightheart—white she-cat with ginger patches; of ThunderClan-----Warrior

Heathertail—light brown tabby she-cat with blue eyes; of WindClan-----Warrior

Leopardstar—an usually spotted golden tabby she-cat; of RiverClan-----Leader

Mousefur—small dusky brown she-cat; of ThunderClan-----Elder, but wants to kick tom-cat butt

Ashfoot—gray she-cat; of WindClan-----Deputy

Tawnypelt—tortoiseshell she-cat with green eyes; of ShadowClan-----Warrior

Poppyfrost—tortoiseshell she-cat; of ThunderClan-----Warrior

Stealthclaw—light gray she-cat with sparkly blue eyes and loves to write stories on her laptop; of ThunderClan, WindClan, and LightningClan-----Warrior---sent in by stealthclaw

Silverdew—gray she-cat with green eyes; of ThunderClan-----Warrior---sent in by Silverdew of ThunderClan

Amberthorn—white she-cat with maniac-like amber eyes and rants about yaoi; of NoClan-----Very Insane Medicine Cat---sent in by Chill of Winters Breeze

Frostclaw—white she-cat with blue eyes; of RockClan-----Deputy---sent in by frostclaw88

Silverfeather—silver tabby she-cat with green eyes; of ShadowClan-----Warrior---sent in by Silverfeather

Frostfeather—long-haired white she-cat with an amber and green eye; of ThunderClan-----Warrior---sent in by sweetlolitaangel

Tornsight—dark brown she-cat with dark blue eyes (has poor eyesight); of ShadowClan-----Medicine Cat---sent in by sweetlolitaangel

Dapplesong—orange tabby she-cat with white paws, white face, and a bushy tail; of RiverClan-----Warrior---sent in by brackenfurlover

Moonlight—dark black she-cat with a crescent moon birthmark on her forehead; of LightningClan-----Medicine Cat---sent in by Moonfur

Junior Members—

Minnowpaw—dark gray she-cat; of RiverClan

Icepaw—white she-cat; of ThunderClan

Dawnpaw—cream-furred she-cat; of ShadowClan

Sedgepaw—light brown tabby she-cat; of WindClan

Featherpaw—light gray she-cat with flecks of yellow and bright blue eyes and who adores Spark; of ThunderClan-----Apprentice---sent in by sweetlolitaangel

Strange Members

Rowanclaw—the he/she that got a gender change in Starlight

Jayfeather—he joined to get revenge in Lionblaze

Mr. Sticky—Jayfeather's stick that likes to eat pie

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"Okay, so how much does this brick weigh?" Sedgepaw set the brick on the balance scale. It ticked to 1,000 pounds. She and Minnowpaw smiled.

"Yahoo!" Sandstorm waved her paws in the air. "It's heavy!" She picked up Frostfeather and tossed her into the air with incredible strength. Frostfeather screamed as she plummeted to the ground and landed on top of Mr. Sticky. "Ow!" Frostfeather grabbed a hammer and prepared to smash Mr. Sticky into bits.

"NOOOO! NOT MR. STICKY!" Jayfeather yanked Mr. Sticky out of harm's way and put him back in his crib. "There you go, Mr. Sticky," he crooned.

"Um, Jayfeather, can you remind us why you're in a club for SHE-CATS?" Spark asked, while trying to shove away Featherpaw, who was trying to get Spark's autograph.

"Because it's part of my revenge on Lionblaze," Jayfeather replied stubbornly.

"What kind of 'revenge' are you talking about?" Tawnypelt asked. "Dawnpaw, QUIT drooling over that picture of Rowanclaw in his underwear! He is your FATHER, for StarClan's sake!" She ripped the picture our of Dawnpaw's paws and glanced at it. "Ooh, he does look hot…"

"Tawnypelt, you do know—" Amberthorn began.

"…so fine and sexy…" Tawnypelt mused.

"Tawnypelt?" Brightheart meowed hesitantly.

"…perfectly rounded butt…"

"Cats don't even have butts," Moonlight said confusedly.

"…long tail perfect for wrapping around me and making out with me…"

"Yes, that is so right, Tawnypelt," Rowanclaw drawled sexily, and he pulled Tawnypelt away and they started making out.

"Can y'all tell me why Rowanclaw is here too?" Dapplesong asked.

"Oh, the Erins gave him a gender change and now he thinks he's a girl sometimes," Icepaw replied.

"Okay…" Dapplesong blinked a couple of times.

"Why are you here, Frostfeather?" Ashfoot mewed kindly, noticing the white she-cat standing by herself.

"Why," Frostfeather blinked dazedly. "I really don't know."

Spark sighed. "Writing this episode in story form is so hard."

Heathertail rolled her eyes and thought about the tunnels. She wished Lionblaze still loved her.

"Order! Order in the Club!" Sandstorm rapped on a podium(which magically appeared) with a gavel. All the cats fell silent, except for Mousefur, who was yelling, "When do we get to kick Firestar and Blackstar and Onestar's butts?"

"Soon," Sandstorm promised. "First, we need a plan. Maybe we should do something like the Great Battle—"

The ThunderClan members glared at the WindClan and RiverClan members.

"—Or we could lure them into a trap." Sandstorm shuffled paper on the podium.

Hollyleaf raised her paw. "Are we just going to attack the toms, or the she-cats who didn't join us?"

"Hmm…" Sandstorm thought for a moment. "What do you think, Spark?"

Spark stopped adjusting the trigger on her brand-new machine gun. "Huh? Oh, I just wanna attack somebody."

Sandstorm sighed. "Leopardstar?"

"Perhaps we could just attack the she-cats that are defending the toms—and of course the toms themselves," Leopardstar suggested.

Sandstorm considered it. "Good idea! That's one we'll use. So, now we—" She was interrupted by Squirrelflight charging into the clearing. "What are you doing here?" Sandstorm asked. "I thought you didn't want to join because of Brambleclaw."

"Oh," Squirrelflight mewed. She looked angrily at the staring faces of Silverfeather and Silverdew. "When we were going back to camp, Brambleclaw commented on how stupid the She-Cat Club was, and then I got mad, slapped him, and came here to join."

Sandstorm gave Squirrelflight an approving nod, and Squirrelflight went to sit by Stealthclaw, Brightheart and Russetfur. "Okay," Sandstorm continued. "We need a GOOD plan, not the mouse-brained idea about short-sheeting the toms' nests." She glanced at Minnowpaw and Willowshine, who shuffled their paws on the ground sheepishly. "It was just an idea," they mumbled.

"But definitely not one we can use. Anyway, let me see a show of paws for the cats who are in favor of another Great Battle."

About one-third of the cats raised their paws. Spark raised her paw and her machine gun. Frostclaw yowled, "Boo!" Tornsight hit her on the head. "Shaddap!" she screamed.

"YOU SHADDAP!" Frostclaw screamed back. "You're just mad that Blackstar doesn't love you!"

Tornsight huffed. "And that is why he must die."

"GUYS!" Sandstorm picked up Mr. Sticky and hurled him at Poppyfrost, who was chatting with Cinderheart and giggling at a nude photo of Lionblaze.

"NOO! MY STICKY!" Jayfeather grabbed his Sticky and went to tuck him back in his crib again.

"Anyway…" Sandstorm sighed. "All in favor of throwing heavy and deadly items at the toms—and defender she-cats—for the attack?"

Twenty-four paws went into the air, including Sandstorm's own. "Good," she mewed. "Now for the…ATTACK! She-cats rule!"

"Toms drool!" the other she-cats shouted.

"Oh no they just didn't," Rowanclaw mewed, shaking his paw in the air and shaking his hips.

There was silence as every cat stared at him/her. (Let's just call Rowanclaw an 'it'. Okay?)

Rowanclaw shrugged and sat down. "Tomsies drool, she-catsies drool, la la la la," it hummed.

Tawnypelt slowly inched away from her mate.

"Um…guys? Attack? Eat? Sleep? BOOGIE MAN!" Frostfeather screamed, pointed at a mouse with her paw, and scrambled into Sandstorm's arms. (I know cats don't have arms, but go along with it!)

Sandstorm dropped Frostfeather and looked toward the clearing entrance. Everyone else looked too. Daisy was strolling in.

"Hello!" she mewed. "Is I late?" She smiled widely and her eyes had an innocent look in them.

Daisy frowned, though, when Russetfur, Heathertail, Dapplesong, and Sedgepaw exchanged evil grins and padded over to Daisy.

"What are wrong?" Daisy mewed. "What I do? You is scaring me," she complained as Sedgepaw flexed her knuckles. (I know! No knuckles! Deal with it!)

Punch. Cats grabbed popcorn and watched as Daisy was beaten up. "Ooh, ah," they meowed.

Sandstorm sighed. "BREAK IT UP!"

The four Club cats broke apart to reveal a black-and-blue Daisy huddling on the ground. "WAHH!" she wailed, and she went off running for the Twoleg barn. "Smoky! I is sad!"

Spark shot Daisy with her machine gun.

"ORDER!" Sandstorm's voice was growing hoarse from yelling. "Are you ready to attack or what?"

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Angry She-Cat Club cats yowled.

"Yah, yah, yah," Rowanclaw mewed. It picked up an action figure. "George Washington go Ka-boom?" It threw the figure up in the air and pretended to shoot at it. "Yah."

Tawnypelt's fur turned red as she blushed. Dawnpaw gaped. "Mommy? Why is Daddy going crazy?"

Willowshine checked Rowanclaw over. "I call it an overdose of poppy seeds. They make you go loopy."

As if confirming it, Rowanclaw giggled. "Heehee. I ate 'em! Poppy, poppy, poppy, seedsies. Loopy. Hee. Hee. Lovey Poppy."

Poppyfrost jumped away from it.

Frostfeather padded over to the loopy Rowanclaw. "Do you hear the voices?" she whispered.

"Yes!" Rowanclaw's eyes grew wide. "Finally, someone who understands!"

The two loopy cats padded off, side by side, whispering about the voices.

Sandstorm threw her paws in the air. "I give up! The attack is postponed until tomorrow!"

The Angry She-Cats groaned.

"QWERTY!" Rowanclaw screamed.

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Sorry! I didn't want to make it go on and on…

I'm giving you more time to say…stuff. If there's like, something you want your cat to say or do, PM me or review. Or tell me something you want another cat to do or say.

Give me ideas for the attack! Do you want me to have Firestar get hit on the head with a bag of bricks? Let me know! Send in ideas! PLEASE!

Tell me anything you want, actually.

Let me know if you want me to keep writing in story mode.

Thanks to dragon-girl93 for your idea about Daisy getting beaten up.

Ciao!

~LenzieKat~