March 15,xxxx
Sasuke drove up to the Okami-sama Spa in Itachi's black porshe. He opened the gym back next to him and checked his clothing. Black Yakuta, black slippers, blue fang earrings, and extra black clothing. All the things I need...wait a sec. He checked one of the pockets and produced a bottle of ants, marshmallows.... and a pair of sliver handcuffs. Perfect. He went around the place and ended up in the parking garage. He parked the car, locked it and grabbed his things while whistling a tune, even though it was totally out of character.
Yesterday...
''Your'e nuts.''
''Thank you for noticing.'' Sasuke zipped his gym bags. He threw his pillows into the hamper and rechecked his items. ''Kiba, I was going to ask you to come, but you declined without me even asking.''
Kiba crossed his arms. ''Because you just want me to be in your little schemes. And with all the stuff you have, if you even succeed, then I'll be thankful that I stayed right here.''
''Surprising enough, I actually like your company, whether you believe it or not is up to you.'' He slung the gym bag on his shoulder. ''But by point, you are correct, you wouldn't want to see or hear what happens if I get what I want.''
Kiba shivered. ''You do know how wrong it sounds when you say it like that, right?'' he fidgeted. ''You really like my company or are you just pulling my leg?''
''You're my adorable wittle doggy. You're loyal, friendly, cute, smart, and did I mention I can lay my life in your hands?'' Kiba blushed at Sasuke's grin, but he tried to wipe it off as Sasuke smirked. He pat his little one on the head. ''Just stay here, till I get back, alright? Sit and Stay.''
"I'm not damn dog, Sasuke." Kiba tried not to smile and failed.
"But you are a part of my family, since you spared my life. The lower branch perhaps but-"
"I DON'T HAVE A BAD PEDIGREE!"
Sasuke walked up to the front desk and laid his voice on thick. ''May I see the owner of the place please.'' The expected reaction occurred when the woman swooned, but nodded. She hurried into the employee door and came out with an elderly man with long thick, white hair. He had lots of warts on his face, kind of like a frog.
''SASUKE UCHIHA!'' Jiraiya jumped over the counter with a bright spring in his step. He hooked Sasuke's head with his arm and steered him into his private office. He gave the Uchiha his boss seat as he sat on the desk. ''Now, what can I do for you? I can give some more tickets to the spa if you want-''
Sasuke held up a hand. ''I want to work here.''
Jiraiya stared and bellowed out a laugh. ''Sasuke, you own the place. You can't work here.'' Sasuke tapped his fingers on the desk.
''Something is here that I want.''
''Anything, I'll give it.''
''An Adorable cute uke blond: Naruto Uzumaki. 5'6. Blue eyes, blond hair. 15 years old.'' he paused. ''He's a virgin.. for now.''
Jiraiya blinked. ''You're chasing guys now?'' He rubbed his chin. ''Hm, well, I guess everyone should have seen it coming.'' He crossed his legs in thought. ''It doesn't seem like I can specify your order, my apologies.''
''I understand.'' Sasuke opened his gym bag and started to change into his Yukata. '' But you can give me a job, right?'' He slipped one arm through the huge sleeve. He felt the silk carress his skin. He kept switching his clothes and threw his normal black clothes back in the bag. ''I'm ready, give me a job in the kitchen; I can make the best pastries.''
''You can bake too?'' Jiriaya got up from the desk and looked Sasuke up and down as if seeing him for the first time. ''Somethings changed. It's for your own good I suppose, but it kinda scary for the first time...''
Sasuke gave a silent chuckle. ''I know, you'll know soon enough.''
''How about I make you a deal?'' Jiriaya's perverted mind took over. ''If I let you become the top manager for as long as you want, then you get tell me every single detail about you and that uke of yours. Every. single. detail.'' He wagged a finger in Sasuke's face.
''Strange of you to strike a deal like that. And why the sudden interest in boys love?'' Jiriya smirked as if it was obvious.
''Kakashi needs a new book and I could appeal to the women more if I use yaoi as the focal point.'' Sasuke frowned slightly; his eyebrows coming low to form a v.
''Who says I'm getting sex of out this?'' Sasuke crossed his arms and gazed at him full blast of Uchiha glare.
''You did, when you mention the brat's virginity.'' He gazed down at the gym bag. ''And I assume like any Uchiha you're probably stocked with all kinds of goodies in there, eh? An Uchiha always fights hard to get his prize and afterward party's pretty hard when the goal is completed.''
''If you want to say something insulting, say it, then wake up underwater. Or you don't imply anything and you don't have a mysterious death.'' Sasuke shrugged. ''It doesn't matter to me either way, but killing you would be too much of a hassle.''
Jiraiya shook his head. ''Okay, somethings, really don't change.'' He smacked Sasuke on the back.''Okay then, the deal is on and you are my new pastry chef and new manager.''
''Happy to be on the same page.'' Mumbled Sasuke.
Naruto stumbled along the wall as he made his way to the restaurant entrance. If it was a 5 star spa then that would explain alot of things. All the rooms, the snobby neighbors and the silk clothing, made sense after Naruto thought about it. I wonder how Sasuke got these tickets, I never really got to ask him. Actually its not like they had a fulle conversation before he left with Hinata. It drove down to one word sentences and it honestly unnerved him. Hinata came up from behind him and grabbed his hand, shutting down his melancholy reverie.
''Lost N-Naruto-kun?'' She glanced down at Naruto's open orange yukata and blushed. ''I-It looks g-good.'' Naruto pulled his hand out of Hinata's and grinned modestly.
''Thanks Hinata.'' He looked at the long line of people standing out of the double doors. A tall old man stood outside entertaining the guests.
''We actually have a new dessert that one of our temporary chef has created.'' Naruto and Hinata crowded in the group and looked at the dessert that the old man had in his hand. It was a orange sorbert with hard chocolate whiskers and mini ice cream cones sticking out of the head. The eyes were blue gummies and the body was shaped through the ice cream. The tail was a orange icing covered cake with 2 layers. It curled around the whole body and it was laid in a good fashion plus there was chocolate stripes on it with SU on the corner of the plate also in chocolate but in white.
''Aww, that's cute.'' commented Naruto. Jiriaya snapped his head up and looked at the blue-eyed, blond, and oddly enough looked like the cake itself. This must the kid that Sasuke has a thing for. He swung on to the couple as he saw purple hair gripped his sleeve.
''Hello, would you like to go first into the restaurant.'' His eyes twinkled with mischief. ''How about the first one to order one of these?'' He gestured towards the dessert fox on the dinner plate. Naruto nodded. This trip was worth it after all. Maybe, if he could meet the chef then Naruto could start making it at the Le Kyuubi. He grabbed a booth near by the kitchen door and grabbed a menu.
''May I help you?'' Naruto looked up and thought he saw Sasuke. He stared closely and mentally kicked himself. The man had the bangs, but his white hair was flat and tied back in a pony tail. He pushed up his glasses and smirked in a Sasuke-ish kinda of way. The waiter ''Seto Umi'' looked down at Naruto with a secret smile.
''Uh.. I'll get a water.. please.'' Stuttered Naruto. Hinata ordered her drink and they both flipped through the menu. All of it was so expensive. Naruto was behind in his college payments as it is and he already had a scholarship.
''Excuse me.'' Naruto jumped and found Seto standing there in a instant. ''Your whole dinner has been paid for already, so you don't have to worry about the bill. ''
''What?'' Naruto looked up at the black eyes that looked so oddly familiar. '' But who..''
''It's anonymous.'' Said Seto simply. ''Now what can I get you?''
''Oh..er, I'll just have that new dessert.'' Seto nodded and looked towards Hinata. '' And you?''
''J-Just a salade.'' Hinata watched him walk away. ''Hey, N-Naruto-kun, doesn't that w-waiter l-look like Uchiha-kun?'' Naruto glanced at the back of Seto's head. He thought he was just going insane when he thought he was Sasuke.
''Good, you think so, too?'' Naruto shook his head roughly. ''There can't be any way he could be here, though. He's at work with Kiba and if anything happened to him, I told Kiba to call me.'' Seto walked into the kitchen with a small smile. I'm so smart.
Okay um... Naruto is not the victim, here... I think.. I don't understand the flame review -.- Uh, Naruto's coming back in this thing, since Kiba is now non existent. Uh, if anyone's wondering about the SasuKiba relationship its kinda like this: Have you ever had a friend (opposite sex) that is downright adorable, trustworthy and amusing, but YOU NEVER HAVE FEELINGS FOR! It's like a pet and master relationship. A doting friendship relationship. Maybe father and son relationship!!!?? (hint, Hint) Sasuke is 27 and Kiba is 15 (even though Naruto is too) geh, I don't know its getting hard to explain, I'm really, honestly, sincerely,completely and truly SORRY IF SOME OF YOU WERE EXTREMELY CONFUSED.
