Title: The ARK Angels of DX and the Valley of Slaughter
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, The McCools, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, John Cena, Maria, Jeff Hardy, Stephanie McMahon, Team 3D, Velvet Sky, Christian, Bobby Lashley and Mr. Kennedy.
Summary: Children come back from the dead to kill children in a place known as the Valley of Slaughter in Mansfield, Ohio. The ARK Angels of DX and Jeff Hardy try to stop Ashley, Maria and John Morrison from going there but the demonic Carla B. Cool is expecting them and she's not alone.
Chapter Eleven – Isn't She Lovely?
Now that Carla was back at home with the McCools the ARK Angels were free to take on the Children of Slaughter by themselves. The Angels told the McCools not to tell anyone Carla was back home and to keep her away from school until they had stopped the Children of Slaughter and closed down the Valley of Slaughter.
While at home Carla became her normal cheerful self and the McCools took her to see Trish and Randy Orton who were at home this weekend. Carla was looking forward to see her favorite WWE Diva and the McCools were sure Trish and Randy would be happy that Carla was back, they were wrong and after ten minutes of being in the Ortons' company the McCools wanted to leave.
"I had no idea you were getting back into the ring Trish, is this something you're both a hundred percent in agreement on?" Dan McCool asked The Ortons.
"Well since you ask, I want Trish to stay home where its safe and I can guarantee nothing bad will happen to her but the 7 Time Women's Champion doesn't care what I think or even what God thinks, she just wants to do her thing like always," Randy Orton replied and the McCools exchanged concerned glances.
"While staying home sounds fine in theory I'd have to worry about Randy and Melina having an affair all day, at least this way I can do something about it by kicking Melina's treacherous butt in the ring," Trish said and Carla gasped – that didn't sound like Trish at all.
"Oh so that's what this is all about, you're mad at Randy and Melina you don't really wanna wrestle right now," Charlotte said.
"Mad? Please, you ain't seen mad yet!" Trish said and Randy sighed in frustration, "I'm gonna throw that traitor off the Hell in a Cell!"
Charlotte and Dan gasped, "You're doing Hell in a Cell?!" they asked in shock, "Did Hunter and Shawn agree to this?"
"Of course they did – well Hunter did, Shawn wanted me to plead insanity or something like my "husband" but I will not play the role of the poor little housewife stuck at home with a baby on the way. I'm gonna do this feud and its gonna be awesome just like all my others," Trish said.
"What if something happens to the baby?" Carla asked Trish who smiled at the little Canadian sweetheart.
"Do you think I'd put my child's life in danger just to get back at my husband and former sister in Christ?" Trish asked her and Carla nodded.
"Yeah I do, when I get mad at my sister in Christ i.e. LC, I get haunted by my father and he plays on my emotions and makes me do things I would never do, like kill children," Carla said and Randy swallowed nervously. "Anger is a dangerous emotion Aunt Trish, it can turn you into a murderer,"
"I am not a murderer Carla, Lil Randy is gonna be fine. Although I was thinking of changing his name to something else like Big Patrick," Trish said.
"You say that now but before you'll know if you'll be on the top of that Cell wishing you weren't pregnant and then 20 minutes later you won't be," Carla said and Randy grabbed her gently but firmly and Carla could see the terror in his eyes.
"Who told you to say that Carla? That's a terrible thing to say!" he asked her.
"Nobody told me to say it Uncle Randy but I've been through a lot in my 8 years on this Earth and when parents fight it usually comes at the expense of their children, just something to think about before you let your wife go into a Hell in a Cell match with your baby boy in her belly," Carla replied.
Randy narrowed his eyes, he was sure someone was speaking through Carla but who could it have been?
"We better get going Carla The Ortons have obviously got a lot to discuss," Dan said.
"There's nothing to discuss Daniel, I'm doing the match and that's that," Trish said.
"No that isn't that, this feud is a mistake and it will ruin your life if you go through with it," Carla said.
"Carla who's talking to you, is it God? I need to know because if God said that Trish shouldn't do this feud with Undertaker, Melina and me I won't let her do it," Randy said.
"Excuse me? I'll do whatever I want!" Trish replied.
"The Hell you will!" Randy replied.
"Come on Carla lets go, you don't need this you've been through enough for one lifetime," Charlotte said picking Carla up into her arms but Carla struggled to get down.
"I'm fine mom please let me stay with The Ortons, I think I can help them with this," Carla said and Charlotte and Dan frowned in doubt.
"This is an adult situation Carla its time for you to enjoy being 8 years old again," Dan said and Charlotte nodded.
"Your foster sister is out saving children from undead monsters with Cameron, Cheyenne and Aurora and you think I'm too young to help The Ortons with this?" Carla said to Charlotte and there was nothing Charlotte could say.
"You're right, this whole experience with the ARK Angels has obviously given you some heightened sense of responsibility for unborn children. You can stay as long as that's okay with them," Charlotte said and The Ortons nodded.
"We couldn't say no to Carla, isn't she lovely?" Randy said to Trish who nodded with a smile.
"She sure is," she said as The McCools kissed Carla before leaving her in their company. LC's sister smiled at both of them before answering her cell-phone which suddenly started to ring.
"Yeah I'm alone with The Ortons, I'll call you back when the job's done," Carla said.
"Who was that?" Randy asked her as she pocketed her phone.
"My sister, she wanted to make sure I was okay," Carla said and Randy nodded thinking the ARK Angels had told her what to say, little did TKO know that it wasn't LC on the other end of her cell-phone, it was Chris Jericho and now that he had regained Carla's full attention, he'd carry out his plan to destroy ATM by making sure No Way Out would be remembered as the PPV where Trish lost her baby.
