Hey guys!! Its time again for the next chapter of I Was Just Joking!! I hope you enjoy it!!
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Title: I Was Just Joking
Rated: PG (PG-13)
Pairings: Main SasuSaku NejiTen Slight NaruHina onesided KibaHina
Summary: Sakura and Tenten weren't serious when they approached the booth that said 'ninja' at their school career fair. Now they've been taken to a new world and they're both under house arrest with two ice cubes. Great, just great.
Disclaim: I don't own Naruto!! HEAR ME LAWYERS?? I ADMITTED IT!!
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Sakura ducked, avoiding several kunai, before collapsing from exhaustion. She and Sasuke had been training for hours, and she was about to die. Figuratively speaking of course.
"S-Sasuke…can we stop?"
Sakura's voice came out in pants, and Sasuke stopped throwing things at her and walked over beside her.
"Sakura. You overexerted yourself. Again." Sasuke murmured, annoyed. Sakura glanced up at him from the ground and grinned sheepishly.
"Oopsies?"
Sasuke nodded.
"Hn. Oops."
Sasuke sighed and offered her his hand, and helped her up. She quickly noticed again that he wasn't wearing a shirt; he had taken it off during training, claiming it was hot. She just thought he was trying to show off his abs.
Sasuke glanced down at Sakura, who was still panting, was trembling a bit from exhaustion.
"Hn. Come on. We need to get you cleaned up." Sasuke said, noticing the wound on her side. Probably his fault. Unless she accidentally hit herself again.
"H-hai. Arigatou Sasuke!" Sakura said, her cheerful attitude returning. The two walked slowly to the house, and to the bathroom.
He stared at her side, as she winced, climbing up to sit on the counter beside the sink. Her wound was still bleeding.
"We need to clean your wound." Sasuke muttered, staring at her side, and the long tear on Sakura's shirt. She looked at him and nodded, and sat there, waiting.
"Uh Sasuke? I have no idea what I'm doing. Could ya give me a clue?" Sakura asked, looking up at him. She stared at his face and noticed he was staring at her side, and she could've sworn their was a bit of pink on his cheeks. She felt the sudden urge to cover herself, but hey, he was just looking at her side…where the wound was…under her shirt…
"Uh Sakura…"
And that's when it hit her.
"…You need to take your shirt off."
Sakura's face turned deep red, and Sasuke's grew a darker pink. It was much more embarrassing now that the words had been spoken.
"H-hai…hold on…" Sakura said quietly. She noticed Sasuke look away, and she quickly pulled her shirt off, revealing the still bleeding wound.
She was so glad that Tenten had been reading that kunoichi guide book, about how just binding your chest with bandages was better than wearing a bra. She was extremely glad she had told her, because otherwise she would be standing…sitting…in front of Uchiha Sasuke in nothing but a pair of shorts and a bra. At least the bandages covered more.
"Okay here…I'll need to put this on, it might burn."
Sakura nodded, murmured a quick "Hai" and watched as Sasuke put some of the unknown substance onto his finger, to rub into her wound. The instant it was on her skin she knew, because it was freezing cold and it made her wound burn like crazy. She pitched forward, her reflexes jerking to life, and threw herself and Sasuke to the ground.
"S-Sakura?"
Sakura opened her eyes, which she had unconsciously shut, and looked down into the red face of Sasuke. Her face turned red as well, and she started to mutter out an apology, when a forced cough interrupted.
"Umm…am I interrupting something Sasuke? Sakura?"
Sasuke and Sakura looked over to see Neji smirking at them. The two then realized just how bad the situation looked. Sakura was topless on a topless Sasuke and she was straddling him. In the bathroom. And they were both blushing. A lot.
"Uh…"
The two looked at each other and then back at Neji.
"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"
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"NEJI!! THERE'S A REEEEALLY BIG SPIDER IN HERE! COULD YOU COME KILL IT PLEASE?!"
Neji opened the door to Tenten's room to find her standing on the bed, terrified, staring at a very big, very angry, hissing spider. (Do spiders hiss? Well this one does!)
"NEJI KILL IT!!"
The spider, sensing danger, jumped up on the bed, and started crawling quickly towards Tenten.
"AAAAHHHHH!!"
Tenten jumped off of the bed and onto Neji, who fell over at this sudden change in weight.
"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!"
Neji stood up, and walked over to Tenten's bed.
"Tenten, its just a spider."
Tenten glared at him as he put the spider outside her window.
"It's a BIG spider!" She said angrily, putting emphasis on the BIG. Tenten stood up, and tried to remember what she had been doing before she had been so rudely interrupted by the spider. She looked over at Neji, whose face was an odd shade of red, and was staring up and down at her.
"T-Tenten…"
Tenten looked down at herself and remembered what she had been doing. She had been getting dressed. All she had on was a pair of tight black shorts, and her bra.
"Well that explains the draft…"
Her eyes flew up to Neji, who hadn't left yet.
"NEJI YOU PERV! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!"
Neji just stood there, staring at the girl.
"Neji! OUT! NOW!"
Neji didn't need to be told three times, he pushed past her, and left her room, the blush still there on his face. Tenten slammed the door behind him, and jumped back onto her bed facedown. She felt her burning cheeks and sighed.
"Damn you Hyuuga Neji, damn you and your ability to make me extremely embarrassed…"
In the bathroom Neji was having almost the same conversation with himself. He was finding himself more and more attracted to the brunette, and seeing her half naked didn't help anything.
"Having problems Hyuuga?"
Neji turned to his friend and shrugged.
"Hn."
"They're Tenten related, correct?"
"Hn. Hai."
"I figured."
"What do you want?"
"Do you like her?"
Neji sighed.
"…Hai."
Sasuke nodded, and sat down on the sink counter, where the umm…incident with Sakura had been.
"Hn. Here's the important one. Do you love her?"
Neji thought about this for a moment, more like twenty moments, before responding what his inner self was practically on his knees begging him to say.
"…Yes."
Sasuke smirked, he was quite fond of being right, and Neji had just added another point under his 'right' column. He only had two points under his wrong column. He started to walk away, congratulating himself on a job well done.
"Do you love Haruno?"
Sasuke stopped walking and turned back to his friend. He smirked.
"Hn."
"Thought so." Neji said knowing Sasuke's 'hn' had been a yes.
"Hn. So what do we do now?"
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Well there's chapter 11!! I hope you liked it, and I'm real sorry if you didn't. And please, no flames, cause if you don't like my story, than you shouldn't be reading chapter…what is this…11? Yeah. If you don't like it stop reading it after page one thank you!! Anywho, please review, and I'll be eternally greatful!!
