Kimba the White Lion is a total ripoff of the Lion King! After ripping off the idea, Osamu Tezuka time traveled with the newly Mormonized Benjamin Franklin in order to make it look like Disney was ripping them off!

In the corner of Langdon's eye were thirteen randomly colored books in a series. The series had the same length as the number of apostles plus Jesus. No doubt this mysterious series was a clue.

"Come Thegirl, let us read these children's novels!"

They read the whole series right there, but even though the books were amusing and even included a secret organization about halfway through, there was no CODE.

"Geeze I wonder how many secret organizations in real life have the same initials." said Thegirl.

"I can't even think of that many ways of backronyming the letters S.O.S. and yet this writer can somehow do it!" said Langdon. Anyway lets go find THE CODE!" He turned back to the librarian. "Thanks for letting us read these!"

"Sure, whatever." she replied and Langdon and Thegirl left the building. But as they walked down the steps a foreshadowy guy walked by.

"Oh, hello Langdon Robert! Dun dun dun!" said the guy. "Can I have your macguffin?"

"Nah, I'd rather keep it so I can learn THE CODE."

"I wasn't asking, I was telling! Dun dun dun!"

"Well I'm telling you to go away!"

"I'm telling you to die, dude!" he responded, drawing a gun and pointing it at Langdon's head.

"First, tell me one thing. Who are you?"

"I'm Catholic and Albino, which makes me double evil! Dun dun dun!" he said. Suddenly a flock of gray pigeons descended on the group. One pigeon stole the great monk's gun and shot the monk. At this point the monk was thinking about porn again so God was grateful to the bird. Langdon slipped on pigeon poop and flung the macguffin into the air. Thegirl used her time magic to go into bullet time and a climatic moment occurred when everyone tried to catch it. After about five minutes of bullet time the macguffin landed safely in Langdon's hands.

"Score!" said Langdon doing a victory dance. The pigeon took off to participate in gang violence with his new found powers.