Delfim:

Ego: Hey guys! I bet you weren't expecting two chapters in a row.

Lust: Huh, Ego?

Delfim:

Ego: So yeah we have been working hard to bring you two chapters mainly because we were inspired.

Lust: Ego.

Ego: Not now, Lust. Anyway, so Shino is a butterfly demon, now it's time to know what skills she might have and…

Lust: EGO!

Ego: What?

Lust: Delfim is too quiet.

Ego: If you were here last night you would know that his voice his dead.

Lust: What?

Delfim:

Ego: Apparently, and so he wrote to me, his condition got worse making it impossible to speak. So he told me to take over.

Lust: Why you?

Ego: Cause I am the older brother here.

Lust: So what? I can sodomize your butt, I should be in charge.

Ego get's right in her face: YOU? You would just have everyone raping each other to death!

Delfim:

Lust: What's so bad about that? It would be better than this piece of trash you guys call a story!

Delfim's eyebrow twitches.

Ego: HA, You couldn't write two lines on a paper even with Delfim's help! Besides blame Delfim for this shit, not me!

Delfim's eyebrow twitches more.

Lust: I don't care whose fault it is, a ten year old could write better.

Before Ego could answer, a shadow covers both. When they turn, Delfim is holding a building above them. He then smashes the building over them. He turns to the audience and takes a notepad where he writes and shows to the audience.

"Dear readers, I apologize for the crappy commentaries done by my charges named Ego and Lust. I normally accept reasonable critics but if you have no reason to hate don't write that you do or I will drop your freaking home on your freaking heads."

Ego: Oh my god, I can't feel my spine.

Lust: I think I just shit out my heart.

"And now, to the chapter."

Chapter 11 Discovering Powers and returning with an ally.

******Naruto*****

"Absolutely amazing." Said Tora. "You must be the luckiest girl, Shino-san, for you acquired a form like no other."

We were now once again in the what I call tea room. Shino was wearing some white silk like robes that allowed her new wings to pop in the back and was being examined by Perm and Tora who seemed delighted that everything went alright. More like glad that she didn't turn into something too nasty.

"Indeed." Said Perm. "The Monarch Butterfly Queen Demon. A beautiful and rare sight."

"What is so special about that?" asked an annoyed Victoria, who ignored them and was just drinking some coffee and eating some cookies. "It's a bug demon, big whoop." God I wanted to beat her face in right now.

"My my my, just a bug demon?" asked Perm as he and Tora sat down, an amused smile on his face. "The Monarch Butterfly is one of the few Bug Queen demons. This means that they have a natural control over normal bugs plus Butterfly Demons."

"Second, they have a shitload of abilities that makes them fierce in battle." Said Tora.

This got me curious. How strong was my mate? I mean the name sounds promising but I don't know much about demons, so I just want to know. Shino-chan seemed to be deep in thought.

"Monarch Butterfly… from the Nymphalidae family. They are known to be poisonous and for their long migrations routes. Is there any connection between this butterfly and my new form?" asked Shino-chan.

I had no idea there was actually a normal butterfly called the Monarch Butterfly. When Perm started to chuckle, I decided to pay attention.

"Not really, not even in the pattern of your wings." Said Perm. "Your species name is more because you are a true monarch among Butterflies, not as any relation to that species of butterfly."

"Your abilities, however, are worthy of a queen." Said Tora excited. "Let's start with what you have physically. Besides those strong yet light wings of yours, your antenna are sensors. They can sense chakra, youki, and Ten-atsu."

That could be extremely useful, especially in battle, the enemy will not catch her by surprise.

"Then why can't I feel anything?" asked Shino-chan.

"You haven't activated them yet." Explained Perm. "Unlike other senses, your antennae are controlled by will. This is because they would become more of a headache than anything else in a place filled with people."

Shino-chan seemed to nod at this. A sense that you can control at will? Can I have a hearing like that? Listening to Pink Troll ramblings is something I would definitely turn off.

"Then in the wings lies two potent weapons! The hypnosis pattern." Said Tora pointing to the colors. "Allow you to hypnotize your enemies into a daze like stage. All you have to do, is pump your wings with Youki and let them shine."

"However, you must understand that while nearly anyone can be caught in the trance, and will keep in such trance as long as you keep your wings shining with youki, the moment you stop will determine how strong your enemy's mind is." Said Perm. "The more time they take to recover, the weaker their minds are."

"The only downside of this move is that while you can still move, you can't move too fast while doing it. The trick is to hypnotize by flashing different colors and patterns, if you move to fast, the patterns fail and the enemy won't be affected. Let's test this out on Naruto, shall we?"

Pff, as if. I may not be the best at genjutsu, but I never heard of an all effective hypnotism. There is always some way to break out of it and I will…

This was as far as I got because as soon as I turned to Shino-chan, my world exploded with color. Literally. All I could see was colors flashing in a kaleidoscopic way that would make an epileptic have a seizure in an instant. I tried to look away, but I couldn't feel my body at all! My youki was non-existing. I didn't feel anything, I was just glued to the colors.

Then all of the sudden, it ended and I was looking around confused as Shino turned to Perm, who had a grin in his face. "15 seconds Naruto-san, that is impressive for your first time. Same goes for you, Shino-chan. That was incredible."

"How did it feel, Naruto-san?" asked Tora with a grin. Cheeky bastard.

"It… didn't." I replied, trying to explain myself. "I couldn't feel anything, my body, my Youki, all gone. And everything was just… colors and shapes and ah what just happened?"

"That is the Monarch's Hypnotism." Explained Perm as he sipped some tea. "Effective, no? The only downsides is that the enemy must make eye contact with the wings and it's patterns, or else it won't work. So it is useless against, let's say, colorblind people of blind people. Most doujutsus can also weaken its effects, making their bodies go a bit numb but not stopping them completely."

"Doujutsus are annoying." Muttered Shino-chan, which made me laugh.

"They sure are. Damn eye infections." Muttered Tora. "Do they have to make people so conceited? Anyway, your wings hide yet another secret. Rub them and see if you can find out."

I was curious so I scooted over and started to rub then gently, which made Shino blush a bit. They were pretty neat, they felt as if they were made of very soft slices of scales, at least that is what it felt to me. But as I rubbed them I found something weird: there were this miniscule lumps on random places along it.

"Naruto-kun… I think you rubbed enough." Pleaded Shino-chan, looking more and more red.

"There are these tiny little lumps here." I said as I kept rubbing them.

******Shino******

Oh please, make him stop. It is tingling. My wing is tingling all over and I feel something rushing though the veins in my wings. It feels so weird, way different than pleasure or pain, I don't know what I am feeling.

"Kyubi-gaki… if I were you, I would stop rubbing now." Warned Tora. I said nothing, I couldn't even speak anymore.

"Naruto! If you rub anymore…" started Perm until he looked at my face. I don't know how I looked like, but considering I was panting due to the sensations, I must not look that great. "Everyone take cover!" Yelled Perm as he pushed the table so it was lying on the ground turned to us and hid behind, Victoria and Tora doing the same.

Then I felt it, the need to release something.

And I did.

From my wings, a purple colored powder came out, spraying forward hitting Naruto and the table. Naruto soon fell down, his face was purple and he was groaning in pain. From behind the table, Perm, dressed in a futuristic anti-radiation-like suit, came closer and said "Poor guy, one straight to the face, that means he took the spores through basically every single sense: taste, smell, sight, feel and I think some went through the ears."

"What was that?" I asked fearful as I came towards Naruto. "What is wrong with him?"

"Step aside Shino." Said Perm as he showed a syringe filled with a strange liquid. "Good thing I keep an antidote for most poisons with me. Doesn't work with a Black Widow's poison, but meh, they are extinct."

****A few minutes later****Naruto*****

I coughed a bit as I was finally able to sit up. "My body hurts. What happened?"

"We were going to explain before you got too touchy for safety." Apologized Tora. "Those little lumps are actually spore producers. Whenever she needs, she just fires the spores and uses the wings to propel them forward. The spores have a nasty poison that paralyses and kills the opponent. However can be treated by A an antidote, B medical ninjutsu and C Extreme, fever like body heat."

"There is one last skill that she can use." Said Perm. "While total control of bugs is good, Hypnotism is sweet and the spores are deadly, the Monarch is known for a unique ability: displacement."

"Displacement?" asked Shino.

"You probably will take a while to pull it off." Explained Perm. "But Monarchs are demons to be feared because they can displace themselves or something else. What I mean is that if your enemy attacks you, and you have the time, you can replace your position to somewhere else. For example if Naruto here, where to send a fireball towards you, you would be able to position yourself right behind him."

"However, most take at least a few years before being able to pull it off and it does have limits: the limit recorded for the use of this technique is 12 times in a day and it was by a prodigy of old. Apart from that, however, the technique is pure gold." Said Tora.

"So a Monarch Butterfly is that strong." Uttered Victoria in awe. "I take back what I say, that is some serious power you have."

"Heh, Shino-chan has some impressive abilities." I said in awe until I realized something… I didn't have anything like that. "Hey what about me?"

"What about you?" asked a confused Tora.

"What kind of abilities do I have?" I asked. Seriously, if Shino has such cool abilities how come I don't have any?

"HA, you have the ability to be an idiot, congratulations!" yelled Victoria as she laughed out loud. "I mean what kind of demon doesn't even know his own skills?"

And I was like Oh hell no! Bitch is going to take a beating. Until I noticed that Perm was looking at me in shock.

"You mean you don't know?" asked Perm. "You are a descendant from a Biju, and the Kyubi no less. Did no one taught you that?"

"Perm, we are the first demons he ever met." Said Tora. "I guess that we kind of forget that with how well he does, but he is still ignorant to the ways of demons.."

I didn't know if I should accept the complement or be mad that they call me ignorant. Perm just sighed. "Your abilities come with the tails."

"Tails?" I asked. "You mean I need a number of them to unlock them?"

"Precisely. For example, each tail unlocks a new level of chakra, strength and speed on you."

"That I noticed."

"Oh?" asked Perm. "I suppose you would, seeing as you have two tails. The first tail has no benefits, but the second allows you the ability of speedy regeneration. It heals your wounds far faster than the norm and allows you to regenerate even from fatal wounds, provided you don't take too many."

"That seems useful." Said Shino-chan. No kidding, surviving mortal wounds seem awesome.

"As I said, there are limits. Don't get your head cut off or stabbed too much and you should be fine. Now on three tails you get the ability known as mirage. A kitsune uses their illusions by infusing their tails with their youki and waving them in patterns that spreads the youki around. When it hits the opponent, it forces them into an illusion of the kitsune's desire."

"Is that why I have such a hard time doing genjutsu?" I asked. "I mean I can pull them off, no big, but they are much more difficult to do than to other people."

"Yes, you will learn to do it with the tails." Said Perm. "But you still need three tails. Now it may be too soon, but on the fourth tail, you get the beginnings of the bijudama, the signature move of the biju allows you one blast of destructive power that blows everything in your front."

"Sweet." I said with a smile.

"Sweet yet dangerous, please promise that before you try you come here to train it first. Now Five tails allows you super speed. Unlike anything else, you can more kilometers in a flash, and in battle it becomes nigh impossible to catch you."

"Watch out for tunnel vision." Warned Tora. "It's a pain in the ass."

"Tail number six allows you a stronger body. You can resist harder hits, last longer and with the regeneration makes it impossible to humans to kill you."

"Okay, so after 6 I am what god?" I asked joking.

Pain wracked my head after that as Perm held the sheath of his sword. "I believe this pain shall teach you never to consider yourself go. Humans can't kill you but demons can. Also, you might want to reconsider that I meant in battle they can't kill you, but there are many ways to defeat an opponent that doesn't involve killing, the bijus being example as they are most if not all currently sealed."

"Ok ok, I get it." I muttered under my breath. Seriously, it was a joke! Can't they take a joke?

"No we can't and before you ask no I do not read minds." Said Perm. "The thing is, Naruto, that those that believe themselves to be gods can only follow one of two paths: either they become champions of the people, putting their lives at risk and having no consideration about their own or they become monsters, willing to crush others they consider beneath them. I will not allow a student of mine to become neither a fool nor a monster." He then sighed and looked down. "The world has its share of them."

I looked down as well. It's one of those times where you just whished you had stayed quiet and said nothing. "I am sorry master Perm."

"Now none of that. Just Perm will be enough." Said the man with a grin. "Now onto the tails. The seventh tail allows you the ability to command elements. It is the reason behind the legend of a flick of a tail crushing a mountain or raising a tsunami, it was elemental manipulation."

"Okay." I said with a smile. "That sounds good."

"The eight tail allows you to turn yourself into what is called the biju form, the legendary size of the mighty Kyubi. The stronger you are, the bigger you get."

"I really need to learn that one, there are some vixens in the clan that need a good rump." I said with a smirk.

"I would gladly pass without the mental picture, Naruto-kun." Said Shino. Oh shit, she doesn't look too happy.

"Hahaha… sorry Shino-chan." I said while scratching my head.

Perm just shook his head. "The ninth tail and the last one gives you one last power that distinguishes you from the other bijus, the energy eater."

"Energy eater?"

"Once called Youki eater until it was proven that it works with chakra. The Energy eater allows you to absorb energy from your opponents when you bite or claw them." Explained Perm. "Whether they have youki or chakra, one strike and you take a part of their energy. This is especially effective against enemies like the bijus, as otherwise they are invincible."

"Combine that with the biju form and that is one hell of a power." I commented.

"Indeed." Said Perm. "Since you have no abilities that require training, you can train your sword here for a little longer."

"Perm-san, there is a problem." Said Shino, breaking the moment. "Me and Naruto came here on a mission with a team. We must return to them as it has been three days."

"But you can't leave!" said Tora. "You have to learn how to control your powers!"

"Quite true, at least the spores and the hypnosis, since you showed such skill with them and to learn how to use the antennae." Said Victoria. "It would be far too dangerous otherwise."

See I was conflicted. On one hand I could understand Shino's point, on another most selfish part, I really just wanted to say fuck them and stay here. But she turned to me and I saw that she wasn't too eager to leave either so I said "How about you stay here and learn what they have to offer. If needed tomorrow I will return to them to tell them we are on a bug searching trip."

Shino raised an eyebrow as she smiled. "Bug searching trips?"

"Well, you being an Aburame and me being your friend makes it believable." I said with a shrug. "What do you say, Shino? You will learn here more than with your team."

"… fine, I shall do as I must. But you at least must return to our team."

Throughout all this I obviously didn't noticed that Perm had gone contemplative for a second, confused. Then his face turned into surprised as he spoke, startled. "Oh dear! Didn't I mention the Hyperbolic Time Curving Effect of this Shrine?"

What the hell? Hyperbolic what? "Huh, I don't think so. What is that?" I asked curious,

"It seems not." He then sighed. "I must have forgotten when you came in. You see this place has an effect. One week here, one day outside. (A.N. I decided to make like this instead of the year because it would be a too big of a stretch.)" So you really don't have to worry. At least not yet."

The… fuck? Seriously, how can someone forget to mention that! However, it made me feel glad when I heard that, more time I can spend with a real teacher than with a fake one.

Shino seemed to calm immediately. "You will have to explain how that works."

"Some other time, perhaps. While we are here, do you have any question?"

"Yes, you mentioned bug queens, could you tell me more about them?" asked Shino.

"Well, that is a good question. The Bug Queens are bug demons that can elevate above the others, so they are extremely rare. There are Five types, counting with your own species: The Imperial Ant Queen, the Empress Bee Queen, the Warmonger Wasp Queen and the Hercules Beetle Queen. Now the Ant Queen…"

And so he begin telling about the different queens, from their powers, to their culture and legends, to some funny stories as the one where he pissed a Wasp Queen because he slept with her daughter and how he couldn't sit for weeks after that.

*****3 weeks later*****

Me and Shino-chan looked up to our mentor, our master. He had taught a lot to us, by training my sword fight and helping me combine my chakra taijutsu with my sword wielding. Apparently, my issue was that when using my chakra taijutsu, the chakra output in my hands would hurt Masamune. But master came with a way around it.

"Your problem is that you use Youki to use the chakra fighting style." Said Perm. "Which is your energy now, but Masamune is not a demon, so the energy hurts her. Now Chisuku-san, correct me if I am wrong, but the objective of the chakra cloak is to empower the cells thus empowering the individual right?"

"Yes, but what is your point?"

"Well, there is a easier way to do that. Instead of pumping your energy all around you, pump it into your heart, directly in your blood stream and let your Youki reach every part of your body. This Not only stops the Youki backlash against Masamune, but reduces the amount of youki wasted with this fighting style."

And it did. Before I felt like I was on fire, now it's like my heart is a compass for me, each pule making me stronger and faster. The downside is that after a few minutes I have to stop or my heart won't survive.

With Shino-chan it went different. First Perm explained the true origins of chakra. "Chakra is the base of all energies and existed way before your fabled Sage of Six Paths, he just discovered how to use it." He also explained the difference between Chakra and Youki. "Youki is a more potent and emotional chakra, that feeds of your state of mind to fuel its power. This becomes painfully obvious when you use Youki and you are mad, making the Youki feel malevolent, or when you use it when you are happy, which makes it come out like a torrent of feelings."

After that, he taught her how to fly. For real. The first time she tried to fly she ended face first on the floor, ouch. Now you may ask how can someone without wings be able to teach you how to fly? Appearantly Perm is a meta… metama… metamo… METAMORF! Yeah that is it. He is a demonic metamorf able to change parts of his body at will, so he actually grew wings and taught her how to use hers.

After a full week of learning how to fly, Shino-chan was able to master her two abilities and learned, from both Perm and Chisuku, a fighting style that worked with her. They called it the Flying Butterfly and it resolved in elegant evasive movements that would allow her to get into the enemies defense or away so that she could use some technique. She found out that she could now speak with bugs and ear what they said. She laughed at some times without notice, only to tell me that the visions bugs had of the world were quite amusing. Whatever that means, I guess.

We took some extra time to teach Shino to use the same genjutsu as I do. After all, it wouldn't do for team 8 to suddenly see their 'male' quiet and stoic teammate appear as a gorgeous bomb of a fairy girl- as much as calling that annoys her. Curiously, Perm asked to teach that genjutsu to Victoria, who was reluctant to learn from me, since she took it as a personal blow to her. She prided herself in knowing what others didn't know… except for Perm I guess but accepted at our master's insistence.

We were sad to leave. This man wasn't just a sensei, at least not to me. He was a true father figure, or at least what I believe a father should be: calm, patient, knowledgeable or at least with a good amount of life experience, but above all, someone that is there to help and support. Even with his limitations, he still taught us to his best, told us a lot and I was very grateful about that.

"We must return, Master. Our teammates await us." Shino said as we were both turned to Perm. Victoria was next to him. We ended up befriending the little devil, I will admit as much. Sometimes we had mock fights, but that was fun. Tora was not there as he had to return, else his owner might get to worried.

"Already, huh? Well I suppose we both knew this was coming." Said Perm with a smile. "Thought there is something I must ask of you before you go."

"Anything, Master." I answered immediately. After all he has done, it is the least I could do.

"Take Victoria with you."

"WHAT?" yelled Victoria. "Why do you want me to go?"

"Victoria, you have been my student for the last 125 years. It is time you leave and get real life experience." Said Perm in a calm voice. HOLY SHIT 125 YEARS? BITCH IS OLD AS FUCK.

"But I… I don't…"

"I know you don't, but you have to understand there is nothing else for me to teach you and staying here will only stagnate your potential."

"… is this why you had me learn the genjutsu?"

"Yes, that is precisely it. I wanted you to explore the world sooner, Victoria, but with no way to avoid the humans safely I feared for you. It was a good thing Naruto knew that genjutsu."

"But…" was she in tears. I guess I can understand it, but it still is weird to see her in tears.

"Victoria, before you go, I have one gift for you." Said Perm. "I know that you like my library really much. During my travels I would do more than collect books. I would then put every single thing in them into a separate book." As he said that, he took a small, clip size book. "I call it, the Root Book."

"It's a bit small, isn't it?" asked Victoria looking at it. Seriously, it is, it fits in between two fingers.

"Pocket edition." Said Perm as if that explained everything. And then he did something so weird yet cool. He started to apply movements as if unfolding a piece of paper and with each movement the book turned bigger and bigger until it was a slim book the size of a tome. It still looked way to slim, until he made a pull gesture on the top and the thing seemed to gain volume in a second, making it the thickest book I had ever seen. "See, here it is."

"…" Victoria was shocked as she saw it. She took it into her arms, who didn't even wobble at the weight of the thing, I will give her that. She opened the book to find it blank. "Master, it's empty."

Perm got a tricky smile on his face. He turned to the book and said "Definition of Imp!"

Suddenly, the blank page filled with words and images as we looked in shock. The page had detailed information about Imps, which I assumed was the Victoria's demon species.

"That is one heck of a book." I said as I looked at it. Perm just laughed at our faces.

"That is my last gift to you Victoria, my apprentice. Use it wisely on your journey. And remember, it responds to youki, so keep it away from other demons." Said Perm.

"I will." Said Victoria, with a smile while still crying. She then went and hugged his…lower part of the leg, cause she is so small. HAHA! I am just happy there is someone so much smaller than me. Call me an ass, but that is how I feel.

"Then you may go. All of you." Said Perm.

We all bowed and left the shrine, Victoria hugging the book to her chest tightly while walking, not saying a word.

I sighed. "Look, I understand this is a big change to you, but since master told us to take you with us… you know… if you need anything…"

"… thanks…" said Victoria. "But I am alright."

"You sure?" asked Shino.

Victoria then jumped into some rock and made a pose by pointing at the temple we had just left. "Master put his trust placed on me. I can't, I won't disappoint him. I will prove myself a worthy student, I will prove it to all. You will see."

"We sure hope so." I said with a smirk. This is better, she is coming back. Now for a final push. "Being all emo doesn't suit you, chibi."

I could literally see smoke coming out of her ears. Her eyes glowed red and it might have been my imagination but I think the skull she carries was laughing, in its inverted way I guess. She then proceeded to headbut my stomach, which I tell you hurts like hell! It felt like my insides were turning over each other.

I fell on the ground, curling up and groaning as she kept kicking me in the back. God her heels are really pointy! It's like someone is stabbing me with a blunt kunai repeatedly. Then she started yelling in between kicks:

"YOU… FUCKING… PIECE… OF… SHIT! YOU… JUST… HAVE… TO RUIN… EVERYTHING! HOW… MANY… FUCKING… TIMES… DO I… HAVE TO… TELL YOU… NOT TO... CALL ME… CHIBI!"

Even as the pain filled me, I could only laugh. If the sounds in the background was correct, Shino was laughing too. And I could see a small tear leaving the eyes of Victoria. One I was sure was of relief.

*******A bit later******

We were now coming towards Tazuna house, all in our henged forms. I looked at the others. Shino looked just like before, no physical change though her smell, in regards to her pheromones, was different. It carried this feeling of power that made me shiver. Victoria now had her horns, tail and wings hidden, but she still carried her big ass book.

"Well guys… this is it." I said pointing to the house.

"Way to go, lame-ass." Said Victoria. Why that little…

"How should we explain her presence?" asked Shino.

"We will just say she is an orphan that was starving and we gave some food to her. After that she just followed us." It sounded good enough. Her size does make her look like a kid from here.

"The clothes are a dead giveaway." Said Shino-chan… damn she is right.

"How about my family was attacked by mercs and you saved me. There forward I started following my two saviors." Said Victoria far too cheerfully.

"And if they ask you to leave?" asked Shino.

"I will take care of that." Said Victoria. I don't know what she has in mind, but she seems confident so let's hope she knows what she is doing.

I knocked on the door. Silence echoed before the door was opened and a kunai was pointing to my… hand since I grabbed it, but it was going for my throat. Kurenai was just shocked when she saw us.

"Shino! Naruto! Where have you two been?" she asked shocked.

"Well, it's like this…" I started, as I pushed the kunai away from me. "I was feeling under the weather when you guys got here, my nerves where jumpy and my insides were burning mad."

"So I decided that he needed some time away." Said Shino, cutting in, her voice back to the 'male' tone which got an incredulous look from Victoria, who was really not expecting it. Almost made me laugh to. "I invited him for a bug search, since I knew there were some interesting species around here."

Kurenai sighed. "Shino, I know he is your friend, but I don't know if Naruto is really into bugs."

"Oh no, they are quite interesting." I said with a smile. "I saw the fastest beetle in the world, a very annoying fly…" at this I looked sideway to Victoria, who just put her tongue out. "and one hell of a butterfly. A Monarch Butterfly. Wasn't she a beauty?" I asked looking at Shino.

I could see that Shino was trying not to blush. She coughed a bit and said "Regardless, we are back now. Has anything relevant occurred yet?"

"No… but…"

"Then there is nothing t worry about." I said with a grin. "Now can we come in? I am starving."

"I am in a similar condition." Said Shino.

Vistoria's stomach answered for her, drawing Kurenai's attention who finally saw her.

"Who is she? Why is she with you?"

I was about to answer when Victoria said, in a cutsey voice that had my jaw on the floor. "Can we eat something fiwst? I am vewy hungwy."

Kurenai had stars in her eyes at hearing the baby talk. WTF? I almost fell for that to! What a scaring performance power.

"Poor thing. Come in, we still have some food." Said Kurenai in a really mothering tone.

"Thank you, pweaty lady." Said Victoria as Kurenai was pinching her cheeks. Seriously how does she do this?

We soon were inside where everyone bombarded us with questions. For real. There were yells of "NARUTO-BAKA! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" and "SHINO, WHY THE FUCK WHERE YOU WITH THIS GUY?" and a much calmer question, I think it was Kakashi, that said "Who is the little girl?"

As for me, Shino and Victoria? We were happily ignoring them while eating. Well me and Victoria were happily ignoring them, Shino-chan went with the stoic and regal eating while ignoring the shit out of everyone. It was actually amazing how she could hold herself that way while Kiba was screaming in her ears.

Kakashi, seeing that we weren't giving a fuck about them, pulled Sakura and Kiba away from us, sat down with us and took the orange book, waiting for us to end our meal. But Victoria had other plans as she yelled "HA, those awe the bad books my mama told me about!"

Kurenai, who had not seen the book yet, was confused. "Bad books?"

"Yeah, mama always sad that man who wead those books are bad! Mama called them… pewvets!" yelled Victoria with a huge victory smile. How fitting.

I could only watch as Kurenai turned to Kakashi, who was now sweating and saw what Victoria was talking about. Her hair shadowed her eyes as she trembled in fury. Then she was on Kakashi punching and kicking the crap out of him while yelling "YOU PERVERTED BAKA! HOW DARE YOU READ SUCH BOOKS IN FRONT OF SUCH A YOUNG CHILD!"

Is this a good time to tell her about the time he let me read about it while I was a kid? Maybe not, considering Kakashi looks near dead. Having to dig a grave would be too much of a hassle. This should be enough for him…

It took a few minutes before Kakashi was once again able to sit with us to talk. Good thing Kurenai's specialty wasn't Taijutsu, or else Kakashi would e dead. He did, however, put the pieces of his book away, since it had been shredded by Kurenai.

"Ok you two, I want to know where you two have been and I want to know now." Said Kakashi.

"Must we repeat ourselves?" I asked dramatically. I had to lighten up the mood, Kakashi kept glaring at Victoria and at us for, I don't know bringing her here perhaps? I don't really care, I just had to lighten up the mood. "Look, Shino took me away because I was feeling a tad bit under the weather."

I could hear Kiba snorting behind me after I finished. "He can't even handle the pressure. A few days and he already needs help. What a pussy." Did he just said what I think he said?

Suddenly, Shino got up and walked towards Shino and leveled a glare at Kiba, though you couldn't see with the glasses. What you could see, is a swarm of bugs that was threateningly flying around her, the buzzing loud and deadly. "The term you just used is very discriminating and offending term specially when we have women among us." Said Shino-chan. "I suggest you apologize."

"I am with him." I said. God, I had to steel myself so I wouldn't say her. "Kiba call me what you want, but don't say things that can insult others."

"That is enough out of the two of you." Said Kurenai. "Kiba was wrong, but this does not invoke such a…"

"Pweaty lady! What does pusswy mean?" asked Victoria innocently. God is she having a blast, you could see the mirth in her eyes.

Kurenai lost all color. There isn't a bigger fear to a motherly woman than to have to explain, to a seemingly innocent girl, the birds and bees talk. She was trembling in the place, her tongue kept making turns in her own mouth whenever she wanted to talk. Finally I decided to have pity and said to Victoria as if talking to a child. "You know what, Victoria, let's just assume that you are too young to know. We will tell you when you are older, okay?"

Victoria huffed and acted like a child by muttering "I am newer old enough." Before I turned to Kurenai and said "I suggest you discipline your mutt or I will do it for you, no matter how many bones I have to break to get there."

"That is a bit out of line no, genin?" asked Kurenai, not liking being challenged.

"Then keep him in line." I finished. "If you haven't notice, your student is the one that started being rude. In front of a child no less. If he can't control himself in front of a kid, than he might as well sleep outside like a dog."

Kurenai seemed mad but Kakashi interrupted her by asking us "Speaking of Kids, where did this one come from."

Victoria turned her eyes down, her hair hiding her eyes. Good acting. Almost fooled me. "She… her family had ported here for some food, and the mercs attacked them thinking they were from here trying to escape… or so told me the merc I tortured for info."

"After we defeated the mercenaries." Continued Shino-chan. "She was the only one left alive. We couldn't leave her alone and she came with us."

Kakashi sighed. I know what he is going to say now, something about we can't keep her. "Naruto, Shino, there are a lot of orphans all over the world, we can't just pick every single one of them. Besides you guys are too young. I am sorry, but she needs to…"

Snif.

Did I hear right? I just heard a snif, a very quiet one but…

Snif.

Okay what the hell? Is Victoria… oh I get it now. Kakashi, Kurenai, you guys are so screwed.

"Mama… papa… they… they awe… they awe dead." Said Victoria in a quiet voice as she raised her head. There it is, the big eyes filled with tears. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She then rushed to Kurenai, hugging her and burying her head in Kurenai's… well legs cause she is so fucking short. She continued to cry while yelling things like "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO!" and "I HAVE NO ONE ELSE!" Kurenai's mother instincts went skyrocket as she started hushing the little girl while glaring at Kakashi, who I could say was feeling really uncomfortable now. Yup, nothing makes you feel more guilty than a little girl crying.

"Kakashi… She is staying with us." Said Kurenai in a slow voice as she kept running her hand on Victoria's head. "And if I hear any complain about this, I will personally put you in a genjutsu that will change all your porn to gay animated porn."

OWOWOWOWOWCH! That must have hurt. Kakashi seemed to take the hint though, cause he stayed quiet. Good job Victoria… you are a genius… a moe genius, but a genius.

Though now you are in quite the predicament… cause now every female is trying to console you. That's right, Kurenai, Hinata, Tsunami, all were trying to console the little girl… well Sakura was there, so it's females and travesties, but oh well.

"Anyway, you guys rest. Tomorrow I want to have a team spar with team 8." Said Kakashi.

That made me perk up. "How are they going to be?"

"Oh, two on two matches in which you must pick a member of the other team to be your partner…"

"SHINO!" I yelled loudly. I wasn't going to wait for them to choose her. Besides, we know each other's abilities and skills, so we will succeed. I could see Hinata looking down after that but fuck it, I work better with Shino-chan.

"I agree." Said Shino-chan. Good, this is going to be a blast.

I could feel Kakashi sweatdropping. "Wow, you guys are really tight friends."

"Are you insinuating something, Kakashi?" Seriously, that sounded so fucking wrong.

"No no no, nothing." Said Kakashi. "Well anyone else wants to pick a partner."

"HINATA! I AM NOT WORKING WITH THE MUTT!" yelled Sakura.

"HEY!"

"Okay, Sakura and Hinata which makes Sasuke and Kiba." Said Kakashi as Kiba hit with his head on a table. Wow, am I the only one that sees that me and Shino will easily win?

"They don't stand a chwance!" said Victoria from her face, visibly better. "Nawuto and Shino awe the best! They will beat all of them"

It made my eyebrow twitch at being called 'Nawuto' but heck yeah, someone else sees it.

"How stupid. These two can't face someone like me… an Uchiha." If you can't guess who said this, you are a retard. Of course it was Kiba… nah kidding it was emo douchebag.

I merely smirked. I get to beat up Kiba and Sasuke. I could hear angels singing in a alleluia way like 'Kill the pri-icks. Kill the pri-icks. The pricks. The pricks. Fucking kill them ALL!' Damn, it actually sounds cool. Wish I could.

"Since we are to battle tomorrow, is it three teams put against each other right from the start or individual team matches?" I asked.

"The three will be lead to different parts of the woods tomorrow and then you must hunt each other and fight each other." Explained Kakashi.

"Makes sense." Said Shino-chan, making me turn to her. "Team 8 is a tracker team, so we have the ability to find the other team while team 7 is an assault team, ready for combat fighting. This should be a good test."

"Indeed. Now go rest you guys." Said Kakashi.

I was going up when I heard Shino asking "Kakashi-san, where am I sleeping? I was not informed before taking Naruto on the trip."

"Oh, you will be sleeping in Naruto's bedroom. Kurenai sleeps with Sakura and Hinata. I sleep with Kiba and Sasuke and you too share a room." Kakashi explained with a eye smile… that sounded so wrong. The teachers are taking advantage of the students and... wait me an Shino share a room? "Now where will Victoria sleep?"

"She will sleep with us." Said Kurenai. "Our room is right next to Naruto's in case she wants to talk with her two saviors and it's better than to leave her with the rest of you." What have they done to get such an answer? Wait her room is right next to ours? Bummer. No sex tonight. I ain't got no silencing tags with me.

"That is acceptable." Said Shino with a nod.

We soon were in our room but as soon as we entered someone knocked on the door. As I opened it, Victoria barged in, looking pissed.

"I am so freaking tired of pretending to have the intelligence of a teaspoon I think I am running on smoke!" complained Victoria as she flopped down on the bed. I guess it's understandable. Doesn't mean that I can't have some fun.

"What's the matta, Victowia? Don't you wanna play pwincess with Kuwenai-chwan?" I mocked as I tried to imitate her voice. Key word tried, as it came all shuttering as I tried to hold the laughter in. Finally I couldn't anymore and just laughed.

Only to feel my lower leg and being forced to kneel because of it as Victoria was not going to allow me to mock her. "OW, that hurt!"

"Enough you two, stop it right now." Said Shino as she looked at us like a disapproving mother.

"He started it!" yelled Victoria. I knew that I could just be childish and drag this further, but Shino didn't look like she was up to some joking.

"Mah, we are just playing Shino-chan." I said, not wanting to piss her off.

"All that aside, why are you here, Victoria?" asked Shino.

"Just came to see if you two had some sort of plan." Said Victoria. "After all, you guys are facing two teams."

"But of course I have." Said Shino, making me turn to her. Already? "While the other teams were being selected, I put one bug in each of them. A female Kikachu. Now tomorrow all I have to do is find them through the use of the other bugs and catch them."

"What about when you find them?" asked Victoria. "You guys maybe good, but you can't use your demonic forms tomorrow and that will be limiting."

"Calm down, Victoria. I am used to keep my power and Shino-chan, even before the change, was stronger than those motherfuckers. And I have an idea." I said as I call them closer. As they did I said "The most dangerous group is the Emo Dogs. If we can disable Akamaru from the fight, Kiba will be out cause he can't do much without his partner. After that, Sasuke is cocky who overuses fire jutsu, which he won't be able to use in the middle of the forest for fear of getting himself trapped in a fire. So he won't be a problem."

"I see." Said Shino. "Hinata has confidence issues and problems standing up against others. It will be fairly easy to deal with her. Sakura is too cocky and stupid. If you get her pissed, she will go into a fit of rage and try to attack head on, so we can make some traps based on their personality."

"That's right. So here is the plan…"

*******Next day*******

"So here is where you start. Remember, you can only start when you see the Water bomb rising in the sky." Explained Kakashi.

"Water bomb?" asked Shino.

"Yes, I can't use the fire one, too much green. So I went with Water." Explained Kakashi, though he did lean next to me and whispered "That and I want to see if I can get Kurenai wet.

I just shook my head. He is going to die. Kurenai is a pervert exterminator… makes me wonder how there are still so many in Konoha though, with her filling the hospital every week with a new case of busted balls. Must be a plague.

"Alright, just stay here while I place the others." Said Kakashi as he left. Once he was far enough, I turned to Shino.

"So, where are they?" I asked her.

"They are being placed. Emo dogs are going North East while The princesses are being led North West. It's like they want us to find each other at the center and have a Battle Royal."

"Is that right? Well that fits right into what we planned actually." I said. "We now just have the best place to do it."

I could feel Shino smiling behind her jacket. Even more when the bubble of water rose to the sky, only to fall down again followed by a scream of fury and another of pain. Wow, that was quick.

As soon as the scream died down, I did two shadow clones and send them off. "I worry abut your clones. They always seem to have a different personality from you."

"I know, but what can I do, not even Perm had an explanation. Let's just get this thing done."

*********Clone 1*******

I was going through the woods at high speed. Man Boss had to give me the worst job. A date with Kiba and Sasuke while trying to not dispel until Mistress is ready. Speaking of which I decided to take a look at the innocent looking bug on my shoulder.

"You better warn me when the time is right, and no bites." I warned. I don't know if the bug understood me nor did I care, I just don't want to be bitten. I already have to deal with Kiba, I don't need any more bites.

I soon stopped as I spotted my targets and sweatdropped. Why? Take a look.

"Look you prick, I smell Hinata's shampoo over that way and I don't know where either Naruto nor Shino are, so let's deal with one group and then search for them."

"Shut up you mutt, if we go after those weaklings we will be given the others time to make a trap. And since you suck with anything that needs a brain it's more than likely that you will fall in whatever trap they lay."

"Fuck you, Uchiha uke! Just because you are scared of those two doesn't mean that you should act like a pussy!"

"I am not afraid you dog humping idiot! I am an Uchiha, an Elite! Therefore I know that the best is to deal with the strongest guy first and then take the weakling out!"

I just shook my head. Seriously, this is for the best. With those two fighting, I can just sit back and wait for the time to go to phase 2. I hope they keep fighting till then. Now where did I put that popcorn.

********With Clone 2*******

Lalala gona piss two girls in the middle of a forest! The sun is shining, the birds are singing and I am fabulous! I stopped a bit to watch my own reflection in a stream. Perfect, the hair is spiky towards the back, the jacket is open in the front, the pants are tight and my boots are impeccable. Truly I am at my best!

"Ah, I wish I was real, this body is such a waste fighting all the time. I can see it now, walking with the new hit on fashion, designers everywhere hoping that I model for them. HA! I think my heart just stopped a little." (Those that are into fashion please don't be offended by this.)

The only thing out of place, which is now threateningly vibrating in my shoulder, is this ugly as sin BUG! How can Boss and Mistress expect me to work when I have such an ugly insect in my shoulder? And it's so biiiig. That's what she said HA! Still got it.

"BZZZZ."

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT YOU UGLY THING! I AM GOING ALREADY GEEZ!" What the heck is wrong with this thing! Doesn't it know it's place? Beneath my boots? Away from me, specially from my face. I do have to do something to soften this whisker marks, they are to feral.

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

Oh, what a delicious idea, to parade with my tails and ears out! The women love fluffy things, a few doses of shampoo and a softener for fur and they would be fabulous too. And then we would OWWWWWWWWW!

That stupid bug just bit me! How dare him? I will be marked for life! Oh my beautiful skin…

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

"FINE YOU FIEND, I AM GOING!" It's better to avoid other bites. You are very lucky I am not famous you stupid bug, or I would have someone squash you!

Better finish with this task. So all I have to do is keep them busy. And I just know how to keep them busy. Those hussies will be dancing to my tune in no time.

Finding them was easily enough though I have to say that I hate working with amateurs. If compared to flowers, one is so far away from blooming it doesn't even have petals yet, the poor dear, and the other is just rotten. What an ugly person! Her forehead is too huge! It's hideous! She should just do my eyes a favor and erase her existence from this world! Truthfully hideous.

"But I suppose I have to do what I have to do." Said the clone as he jumped down in front of them who were shocked at seeing me. Probably never seen anything as beautiful as me before.

"NARUTO! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FOUND US ALREADY, AND WHERE IS SHINO?"

OH… MY… GOODNESS can this hussy be any louder? Anymore and my brain will die! How can someone so disgusting even exist! Not only is it hideous but it possesses the voice of the demo! Shoo Satan, shoo!

Though the other looks kind of cute when she blushes. Oh I can see it now. A jacket that opens in the front completely opened, a trench coat on that chest you slutty girl rahrrr, jean shorts and some high heels, completed with some mid blue eye liner and she would be fantastic!

"QUIT IGNORING ME YOU BAKA!" Oh god I forgot the ugly one. As I turned to her however "KYAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I had to crouch to avoid a punch to the face. Can you believe this bitch? She is going to the face? Oh she is getting a piece of my mind.

"You hussy!" I yelled at her, a pose of a true macho. "What do you think you are doing? You could have hurt my beautiful face!"

Everyone looked at me incredulous. Even the ugly thing… no not the transvestite, I am talking about that bug in my shoulder. Then all of the sudden, that hussy… she started LAUGHING! She dared to laugh at me! How could she?

"AHAHAHAH YOU THINK YOU ARE HAHAHA BEAUTIFUL AHAHAHAH OH THIS IS GOLD!"

Twitch.

"I MEAN, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A LOSER BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH AHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Twitch twitch.

"YOU COULDN'T BE MORE UGLY EVEN IF YOU BROKE YOUR FACE BWAHAHAHA!"

"ORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I run to her andslapped her in the face. "HOW DARE SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOU CALL ME UGLY, YOU WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE A MAN!"

She then turned to me, pissed and soon we were trying to punch each other.

"YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME UGLY!"

"YOU AREN'T JUST UGLY, YOU ARE DOWNRIGHT FUGLY YOU MAN-SLUT!"

"NARUTOOOOOOO, YOU ARE SO DEAD! I WILL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS!"

"FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY!"

******With the originals******

I was passing my youki to Shino-chan while she prepared for phase 3. In order for we to advance to phase 2, phase 3 must be prepared or else it will fail.

"How is it going?" I asked out of the blue.

"Give me a few more seconds." Said my girl. Then she started to chuckle.

"What?" I asked surprised. Is this more of those bug jokes?

"If what my Kikachu are telling me is correct, you will bang your head once you dispel your clones.

What the fuck does that mean? What are my clones doing? Don't tell me they are falling on enemy traps! That would make me so embarrassed, falling for those guys traps!

"Alright, time to call them back, phase 2 begins now." Said Shino as she focused.

*******Clone 1********

The bug started to scratch my shoulder. Suppose it's time for phase 2. What a drag, I just sat down for a few seconds. So I said out loud for the dorks "Hey ladies, keep your couple issues out of this alright?

The two turned to me, furious beyond belief. Literally, I think Kiba was foaming of the mouth. "Dobe!" wow, one comment and they get in synch!

"I mean with you two arguing I was getting bored. I think I will hunt those girls, they should be more of a challenge." With that I hoped away.

The two of them started rushing after me. Good, my part is almost over.

******Clone 2*******

"KEEP YOUR FUGLY FOREHEAD AWAY FROM MY FACE!"

"YOU FUCKING MORON!"

"PUSSY!"

This bitch just doesn't get that she is a blight in this lovely world! Oh but I am about to finish her off anyway. Her partner is on the ground. I hate to injure such a pretty flower, but she tried to stop me saying something about proving herself to boss. Well, only if I get to make a makeover of her first!

Is the damn bug scratching me now, damn it, time for phase 2 already and I am a mess. Oh I am so mad right now.

"You hussies can't understand the concept of beauty. Beauty lies in strength and elegance, and only the girl in the floor as a flimsy grasp of them. I am out of here." I said running away.

"HINATA GET UP, WE GOT TO CATCH THAT BASTARD." Yelled Sakura.

They both rushed after me. In any other situation, having a beautiful girl like Hinata and her pimp running after me wouldn't be so bad, but I got to stick to the plan. Curse you boss. Curse you and mistress for this cruel plan!

********With the Original********

"They are close." Whispered Shino-chan. "Phase 2 is done and phase 3 is running already."

"Good." Now we wait.

It didn't take long for the two clones to appear, dispersing in clouds of smoke as the two groups came in.

"Well well well, look who we have here, two teams of dorks." I said as I smirked until the memories of the clones hit me. WTF was wrong with that clone? It was like Orochimau had a son with a beauty queen. Self centered and possibly gay, which comes from which you tell me.

"No more places to hide dobe, we will deal with you now!" yelled Sasuke.

"Very well, we will fight." Started Shino. "Just one question, which one is who?"

"What are you talking about?" asked a confused Sakura.

"What my partner is trying to say is… which one of you is the real deal?"

This confused them all until they turned to each other and gasped. I grinned and turned to Shino and whispered "So they truly see each other in the other team."

"Yes. In the eyes of Kiba and Sasuke, Sakura is another Sasuke and Hinata is another Kiba while Hinata and Sakura see Sasuke as another Sakura and Kiba as another Hinata. Now the battle royal to prove who is who begins."

And so it did, first with Sasuke yelling at Sakura about "how dare she impersonates him of all people" which got an amusing answer of "HA, YOU ARE DEFINATLY A CLONE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE GENDER RIGHT!" Followed By Hinata's shuttering voice saying "Ca-ca-can't we solve this p-p-p-peacefully?" followed by Kiba's angry yell of "No way you damn stupid FAKE!" It was hilarious I tell you.

Then they started fighting, with Sasuke and Sakura insulting each other and Hinata avoiding Kiba's strikes and trying to attack him only to miss as he jumped away.

"So one thing I haven't understood yet is this: how did you make them fall in this illusion?" I had to ask. It went according to plan, but she didn't explain how it happened.

"I used different bugs that went after the female and were ordered to bite wherever the females were."

"What about my clones, they had a clone too."

"I made sure to leave a male one in your clones, Naruto-kun."

"Oh, that makes sense. Okay Sasuke is almost finished with Sakura, god does she have to scream so loud?" I complained because Sakura was screaming about it being unfair and she being the original, which only pissed Sasuke more.

"Hinata is almost out too, time to make our movement. You deal with Sasuke and Sakura."

"Why?"

"You do know that Hinata has a small crush on you, don't you?"

"So?"

"Hinata doesn't have the mental strength to deal with you trying to beat her up."

"Oh okay."

I then rushed to Sasuke, who was too absorbed at his eminent victory. I then chopped him in the neck and rendered him unconscious. Sakura looked up exhausted and that is when I grabbed her hair, pulled her up and hit her right in the solar plexus making her fall coughing while I readied a chop. She too was unconscious soon after.

I turned to Shino-chan, planning on bragging when I saw both Hinata and Kiba unconscious and covered in bugs. I looked at her, who had a smile on her face.

"I believe I win this round, Naruto-kun."

I blinked at her for outmatching me. But chuckled. "Have I ever told you how much you look like a war goddess when you are like that?"

Her blush didn't leave her until we took both teams back to the teachers.

Author notes:

Delfim appears with a sign saying:

Thank you for readying another chapter of Sage of Vixens King of Perverts. Naruto and Shino have improved and are ready to take all situations.

Lust: Get us out of here! We need a medic!

Ego looks dead.

Delfim takes out another card that says:

Please ignore the two now homefull idiots behind me. They got what they deserved. Peace Out.