Me: Hi guys!!!!
Marie: HELLOOOOOO!
Me: Welcome back to the show, here is Beauty and Gasser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beauty and Gasser walk on and sit on their stools.
Beauty: Hi! You two sure seem to be in a good mood.
Gasser: Too much of a good mood.
Me: Aw, stop being so suspicious, Gasser. Here is T.N. Moon!
Helo! Here are more kick- dares 4 u! And this time, they are sent by the
5 siblings of hair!
Ba-baba (Note: Because he never appeared in the series, he is hidden in shadow)
DARES (Gasser): I dare you to comb out my chest hair (Opens shirt, reveals hideous curly messy chest hair)
Gasser: Aw, gross!
Me: Do your best Gasser! You'll survive!
Gasser leaves to go do his dare.
Marie: Put it on the screen! Put it on the screen!
Me: OK. (turns on massive screen behind them that usually has the name of the show on it but only now it shows Gasser combing Ba-baba's chest hair and looking as though he is about to throw up)
Marie: Aw, look at Gasser suffer.
Beauty: I hope he doesn't throw up.
Marie: THOW UP GASSER!
The screen turns off and Gasser comes back and sits on his stool.
Me: Well...
Gasser: If you hadn't of made that contract saying that nobody is allowed to kill you then you'd be dead by now.
Me: So...you enjoyed combing Ba-baba's chest hair.
Gasser: NO!
(Beauty): I dare you to dye your hair white and dress up like a heavenly angel (With wings and dressed in nothing but transparent chiffon) and play this harp for Gasser.
Beauty: Um, ok.
Beauty leaves, then comes back on dressed as heavenly angel and begins to play a harp.
Beauty: There, can I change?
Me: Kyuu!
Marie: That means yes.
Beauty leaves to get changed then comes back.
Bi-bibi
DARES (Gasser): I dare you to break all the members of the Nonsense Team's hearts! Yes, (COUGH) Beauty too! Oh, and remind me that I need Bo-bobo's hairball later.
Gasser: That's easy. All I gotta do is throw this onion across the room. (throws onion and Nonsense Team start crying with broken hearts)
Marie: And what about Beauty?
Gasser: How could I break her heart? It's not like I'm in love with her or anything!
Me: You completed the dare! (punches Gasser while wearing boxing gloves)
Gasser: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Me: FOR BREAKING BEAUTY'S HEART! (gets out a flame gun and starts chasing Gasser)
(Beauty): Fight me to an arm-wresteling match!
Beauty has arm wrestling match with Bi-bibi but sadly loses.
Me: I'm so sorry Beauty.
Beauty: Don't worry, I'm alright.
Bu-bubu
DARES (Gasser): I dare you to look up my skirt and comment on my panties
Gasser: WHAAT!
Marie: YOU HEARD THE LADY! (kicks Gasser off stage)
Gasser comes back on three or four minutes later.
Me: Well...
Gasser: Um...They were pink and frilly...Kinda what you'd expect a girl to wear...Ooh! they had a picture of a cat's head on the too!
Marie: You're perverted Gasser!
(Beauty): Grope him by touching his butt! And be honest on how you like it!
Beauty: ...
Me: Go on. Do it. I know you want to.
While Gasser is looking the other way, Beauty quickly squeezes Gasser's but.
Gasser: YOW!
Me/Marie: (laugh uncontrollably)
Me: OMG! I wish that the readers could actually hear that. You sounded just like Marie!
Marie: HEY!
Be-bebe
(Gasser): Go into baby mode for an hour and do baby stuff with Beauty!
Me: Now that sound like a good dare. (takes Gasser's collar off)
Baby Gasser: Menahahwa! (jumps on Beauty, knocking her off her stool)
Beauty: AH! That hurt!
Baby Gasser: Goo ga! (pulls out teddy from nowhere and shoves it in Beauty's face)
Beauty: Oh, is this for me?
Baby Gasser: Chii!
Beauty: Thankyou, (mumbles: ) I think.
Gasser pulls out another teddy and Beauty and Gasser play really odd games with the teddies such as: Which teddy loses the most stuffing when they hit the wall.
Beauty: Isn't that enough baby stuff now?
Me: Ok. (puts collar back on Gasser)
Gasser: Whe? What happened.
(Beauty): I'm sorry...who are you again? Can you help me remember by blowing up A-Block Amusement park by commanding this megatank? (Note: Jelly must be EXTREMELY AFTER THIS)
Beauty: Alright. (leaves to go blow up A-Block)
Jelly: $#!
Bo-bobo
(For Both): The two of you must play twister with EVERYONE!
It will take too long showing the whole game so we're just gonna show you one clip that I find funny.
Suzu is laid (sorta) on top of Rice who has a hard-on, haha, Battleship's hair is in Gaoh's mouth, Namero can see up both Bu-bubu and Pokomi's skirt, Gasser's head is in Beauty's bosoms and many more funny positions like that.
Me: So much fun. Well that's all for today. See you next time.
