Me: Hi guys!!!!

Marie: HELLOOOOOO!

Me: Welcome back to the show, here is Beauty and Gasser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beauty and Gasser walk on and sit on their stools.

Beauty: Hi! You two sure seem to be in a good mood.

Gasser: Too much of a good mood.

Me: Aw, stop being so suspicious, Gasser. Here is T.N. Moon!

Helo! Here are more kick- dares 4 u! And this time, they are sent by the

5 siblings of hair!

Ba-baba (Note: Because he never appeared in the series, he is hidden in shadow)

DARES (Gasser): I dare you to comb out my chest hair (Opens shirt, reveals hideous curly messy chest hair)

Gasser: Aw, gross!

Me: Do your best Gasser! You'll survive!

Gasser leaves to go do his dare.

Marie: Put it on the screen! Put it on the screen!

Me: OK. (turns on massive screen behind them that usually has the name of the show on it but only now it shows Gasser combing Ba-baba's chest hair and looking as though he is about to throw up)

Marie: Aw, look at Gasser suffer.

Beauty: I hope he doesn't throw up.

Marie: THOW UP GASSER!

The screen turns off and Gasser comes back and sits on his stool.

Me: Well...

Gasser: If you hadn't of made that contract saying that nobody is allowed to kill you then you'd be dead by now.

Me: So...you enjoyed combing Ba-baba's chest hair.

Gasser: NO!

(Beauty): I dare you to dye your hair white and dress up like a heavenly angel (With wings and dressed in nothing but transparent chiffon) and play this harp for Gasser.

Beauty: Um, ok.

Beauty leaves, then comes back on dressed as heavenly angel and begins to play a harp.

Beauty: There, can I change?

Me: Kyuu!

Marie: That means yes.

Beauty leaves to get changed then comes back.

Bi-bibi

DARES (Gasser): I dare you to break all the members of the Nonsense Team's hearts! Yes, (COUGH) Beauty too! Oh, and remind me that I need Bo-bobo's hairball later.

Gasser: That's easy. All I gotta do is throw this onion across the room. (throws onion and Nonsense Team start crying with broken hearts)

Marie: And what about Beauty?

Gasser: How could I break her heart? It's not like I'm in love with her or anything!

Me: You completed the dare! (punches Gasser while wearing boxing gloves)

Gasser: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Me: FOR BREAKING BEAUTY'S HEART! (gets out a flame gun and starts chasing Gasser)

(Beauty): Fight me to an arm-wresteling match!

Beauty has arm wrestling match with Bi-bibi but sadly loses.

Me: I'm so sorry Beauty.

Beauty: Don't worry, I'm alright.

Bu-bubu

DARES (Gasser): I dare you to look up my skirt and comment on my panties

Gasser: WHAAT!

Marie: YOU HEARD THE LADY! (kicks Gasser off stage)

Gasser comes back on three or four minutes later.

Me: Well...

Gasser: Um...They were pink and frilly...Kinda what you'd expect a girl to wear...Ooh! they had a picture of a cat's head on the too!

Marie: You're perverted Gasser!

(Beauty): Grope him by touching his butt! And be honest on how you like it!

Beauty: ...

Me: Go on. Do it. I know you want to.

While Gasser is looking the other way, Beauty quickly squeezes Gasser's but.

Gasser: YOW!

Me/Marie: (laugh uncontrollably)

Me: OMG! I wish that the readers could actually hear that. You sounded just like Marie!

Marie: HEY!

Be-bebe

(Gasser): Go into baby mode for an hour and do baby stuff with Beauty!

Me: Now that sound like a good dare. (takes Gasser's collar off)

Baby Gasser: Menahahwa! (jumps on Beauty, knocking her off her stool)

Beauty: AH! That hurt!

Baby Gasser: Goo ga! (pulls out teddy from nowhere and shoves it in Beauty's face)

Beauty: Oh, is this for me?

Baby Gasser: Chii!

Beauty: Thankyou, (mumbles: ) I think.

Gasser pulls out another teddy and Beauty and Gasser play really odd games with the teddies such as: Which teddy loses the most stuffing when they hit the wall.

Beauty: Isn't that enough baby stuff now?

Me: Ok. (puts collar back on Gasser)

Gasser: Whe? What happened.

(Beauty): I'm sorry...who are you again? Can you help me remember by blowing up A-Block Amusement park by commanding this megatank? (Note: Jelly must be EXTREMELY AFTER THIS)

Beauty: Alright. (leaves to go blow up A-Block)

Jelly: $#!

Bo-bobo

(For Both): The two of you must play twister with EVERYONE!

It will take too long showing the whole game so we're just gonna show you one clip that I find funny.

Suzu is laid (sorta) on top of Rice who has a hard-on, haha, Battleship's hair is in Gaoh's mouth, Namero can see up both Bu-bubu and Pokomi's skirt, Gasser's head is in Beauty's bosoms and many more funny positions like that.

Me: So much fun. Well that's all for today. See you next time.