A/N: Oh my gosh. I spent New years with my friends family, and I never want to see cards again. We played Spades, and I'm telling you, with this family, you better be commited to cards, cause Spades is a good five or six hour game XD

On a Trasformers related note. Any body signed up for Transformers Universe. I HAVE! I'm on the awaiting Call up for the beta, but I don't know. I decided for my name to be Unicronia XD I love that femme! The forums are up and I'm thinking about starting a Unicronians group XD

REVIEWS!

Autobotschic: XD That would be hilarious! Just having her walk up and be all seductive or something XD I did! I loved that quote, It gave her attitude! And made an impression! XD who wouldn't want to see an epic showdown between those two? I'm planning one right now, but I have to admit, I suck at action scenes, so I apologize ahead of time! XD Roddy! She should have guessed that! XD

Bee4ever: Thank you! and of course! XD

Anonymous BW FG: XD Prowl can never stay in his own business! XD I knew he was related to Barney! But my brother was all like "No, Ninja, he is not! I don't even see how you can watch that!" That was awesome, by the way. AMAZING!

Autobot Trapjaw: XD No, no she's not! She's got the muscles, she doesn't need the processor power all the time!


Shadow Stalker glared at the black and white mech in front of her. "Jazz, I am not giving up my position for you, but you have free reign to flirt with my femmes all you want."

"Ah don' wanna flirt wit em!"

"I don't understand." Shadow Stalker was having a hard time keeping a straight face.

"Ah just wanna watch em."

Shadow Stalker couldn't hold it in anymore as she burst into rich laughter. "That's so fragging creepy!"

Jazz glared. "That's not what ah meant and ya know it!"

Shadow Stalker let her giggles out, re-applied her straight face. "I know. Okay, I don't know that."

"Ah wanna watch for spies! We're about ta launch da Ark, and Ah have suspicions of femme spies!"

Shadow Stalker leaned back in her chair. An intense weight washed over the office. "I understand, but Jazz, I can't just move out of my position for you. I can allow you to interrogate femmes you have the highest suspicions on, but that's about it."

Jazz looked down at the ground. "Ya know ah would nevah ask this of ya under any other circumstances, right?"

"Ask what?"

"Are ya a spy, Shadow Stalker?"

Shadow Stalker stared up at Jazz with disbelief. "What?"

"The info da Cons are gettin, ain't easy ta come by. The bot has ta be high in rank."

"So, you immediately assume me?" Shadow Stalker glared, her anger slowly boiling upwards.

"That's not what Ah-"

"No, it's okay." Shadow Stalker shook her helm. "Go ahead, get it out of your system. You're accusing me of passing info along to the Decepticons, and you have every right to, being head of special ops, and all." Sacasm flowed off her words, and formed pools on the ground.

"Shadow Stalker, ya know ah -"

"No. I understand." Shadow Stalker's anger reached her boiling point. "You think it's me, because I'm obviously the least trustable bot on this base!"

"Shadow-"

"Shut up, Jazz! I'm not the spy! Got it? If I was the spy I would have copied over every single scrap of info I had, and sent it over by now!" Shadow Stalker stood up quickly, and put her faceplates right up to Jazz's. "The Ark would be destroyed, and you most certainly wouldn't be here right now!"

"Shadow Stalker, Ah w-"

"No, Jazz, you weren't! I put too much effort into everything! I've done too much for the Autobot's to accused of being a spy now!"

Jazz smirked. "Ya got anger issues, femme."

Shadow Stalker glared at Jazz. "Smokescreen." She cursed.

Jazz chuckled into his servo. "Dat's funneh right there."

"Shut up, Jazz!" Shadow Stalker stomped out of her office. "I have a Praxian to kill." Shadow Stalker froze when she nearly bumped into a gray and red, adult Praxian.

"It's not me is it? Cause I didn't mean to drink your highgrade. Twins told me it was theirs and that I could have it, but I should have known it wasn't theirs cause they don't share anything, well, Sunstreaker doesn't share anything. Sideswipe sometimes shares things. He-"

"Bluestreak, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about Smokescreen."

Bluestreak moved out of the way as Shadow Stalker pushed her way through, Jazz right behind her. "How ya doin', Blue?"

"I'm good, I just got here from a mission, and I reported to Prowl. He said I did a good job, and that I'm by far the best sniper the Autobots have."

"Tha's good." Jazz nodded.

Shadow Stalker glared behind her as the two continued to follow her. She wasn't surprised that the two followed her right into Smokescreen's office.

Smokescreen jumped as Shadow Stalker burst through his doors. "Shadow Stalker!"

"Your anger management classes piss me off!"

Smokescreen smiled at something behind Shadow Stalker. "Bluestreak! Did you come to visit your grand-creator?"

"Not really. I was just following Shadow because I was curious to where she was going!"

Smokescreen's smile faded. "Oh."

Shadow Stalker growled. "Listen here, Fragger! I don't want you messing with my helm anymore! I don't need your services anymore!"

Smokescreen brought his servos up in surrender. "Fine, fine."

Shadow Stalker nodded, as she turned and pushed back through Jazz, and Bluestreak. "And stop following me!"

Jazz smirked and Bluestreak frowned as she stomped off.


Optimus smiled as Shadow Stalker told him about her morning. "That sounded eventful."

"How was your day?" Shadow Stalker threw herself on the couch of Optimus' office. She had to admit. She missed sitting in here while Optimus worked. Now she had as much work as the big bot did, and couldn't really find the time to lounge in his office anymore.

"I sent Mirage with Wheeljack, and I am waiting on them to report back. That is as eventful as my day has been. Though, about your day, I have to say something. I do wish you wouldn't drink all the high grade you do. I know helps with your nightmares, but it is not good for your systems."

Shadow Stalker frowned. "I know."

"Trapjaw came to talk to me a couple of orns ago. She was worried about you because she hasn't seen you."

"I've been avoiding her." Shadow Stalker explained. "I don't really want to see her."

Optimus' helm fell tot he side. "May I ask why not?"

Shadow Stalker covered her eyes with her arm. "She's digging into things. She can't just accept a con got the better of me."

"I am afraid I cannot accept that either." Optimus sighed. "I have seen you in battle. You are not an easy bot to get the better of. I would image you would not be taking it well that a con did get the better of you."

Shadow Stalker scowled. "Get over it! It happened, okay?"

"I am willing to wait until you are willing to tell me what happened, but Trapjaw seems a little on edge."

"She worries." Shadow Stalker muttered. "It's not something to worry about though. I have it under control, and she knows better than to worry about every little con that gets a good hit in."

"He didn't simply get a good hit in. He hit you with enough force to knock you out. He could have offlined you, but you are lucky he did not."

Shadow Stalker rolled over onto her side to face the back of the couch. "I didn't expect to win that fight. I expected to offline then."

"Shadow, I do not understand." The sound of Optimus standing up, and walking over to the couch signaled Shadow Stalker to continue talking.

"I don't want to talk about it ,Optimus."

"Shadow Stalker, roll over."

"No."

"Shadow, please."

Shadow Stalker rolled over to Optimus sitting on the ground next to the couch. His optics were lit up with concern. "Whatever it is, it is fine to talk with me about it. I will not judge you over what happened."

"I'm not scared you'll judge me. It's just not something I want to talk about."

Optimus sighed. "I worry as much as Trapjaw does. We've always told each other everything. You even know about my wild youngling orns."

Shadow Stalker snorted. "If stealing an energon treat is considered wild, I don't even want to guess what my youngling orns would be labeled as."

"Wonderful." Optimus answered as he gave Shadow Stalker a kiss.

Shadow Stalker shook her helm as he pulled away. "Far from wonderful."

"Anything is wonderful with you there."

Shadow Stalker rolled her optics. "You, Prime, are hopeless."

Optimus smiled. "You, Stalker, are stubborn."

"I know."

"It would lift a burden on my spark if you would tell me what was bothering you."

Shadow Stalker frowned. "I don't- I don't think I can. The past has a way of coming back and biting you in the aft." Shadow Stalker sighed.

"I am aware." Optimus nodded. "My past caused a war."

"You and Megs used to get along so well, but you didn't cause the war. The war was coming anyways. Anybody who denies it is an idiot."

"We did get along well, but all things end."

Shadow Stalker nodded. "Yeah, I guess they do."

Optimus smirked as he pulled Shadow Stalker off the couch, and onto the ground with him. Shadow Stalker let out a screech of laughter. Optimus brought her into a hug. "I really do wish you would tell me."

"I know." Shadow Stalker returned the hug.

Optimus' door opened, and the two looked up. Prowl stood there with a blank expression. "I believe I will knock next time."

Shadow Stalker rolled her optics. "Funny. Ha. Ha."

Prowl nodded. "I had that one saved up for awhile."

Optimus shook his helm as he stood up, and then helped Shadow Stalker up. "What can I do for you Prowl?"

"Wheeljack and Mirage returned with another successful load."

Optimus nodded. "Good. How many more do we need."

"One more trip should do it. Ultra Magnus agreed to stay and command most of the troops while we are away."

Optimus nodded. "Good."

Shadow Stalker nodded as well. "Thank you, Prowl, you may go."

Prowl raised an optic ridge. "You are getting stingy with our Prime."

"You mean MY Prime?" Shadow Stalker smirked.

Prowl turned his nose up. "No I meant mine."

"Can you believe this mech? He gets us together, then he tries to steal you away!"

Optimus smirked. "I might be interested."

Shadow Stalker smacked Optimus' shoulder. "Frag you guys."

Optimus smiled. "Only if you insist."

Shadow Stalker laughed. "Smart aft!"