Bolt and Rhino were just streaking like usual when they remembered it was July 20, aka National Moon Day. They ran to Party City to get butt cheek decorations. When they couldn't find butt decorations, they decided to go to their favorite butt store called 'But(t) where are the cheeks at?'. They also cut some wood for a bonfire. When they found the decorations, they went home to hang them up. They bought a huge banner that says 'Happy Moon Day', but(t) the two O's in Moon are a set of ass cheeks. Bolt was just about to call the Agent when he busted through the door with the ACTUAL moon with the 46 nuns and yelped "Happy Moon Day!"
"We also bought some wood for a bonfire. We are going to burn our pants so it will be easier to moon. Did you guys bring your R&B greatest hits" asked Bolt.
"Oh good idea! Yeah I brought 14 of my favorite R&B albums" said the Agent.
So they waited for it to get dark outside and they burned their pants. They then went to New York City in the busiest area (without pants), and placed their bippy cheeks in the windows of the buildings and yelling "I'm mooning you!" Lots of people actually started taking pictures of them mooning the city so they could put it in their shit scrap books. Even the police stuck their fannies in the windows.
