He woke to the odd sensation of something pinching and pulling at his toes.

"What the fuck—" He was blinded by broad daylight for a few moments upon opening his eyes, and he suddenly realized the small weight resting on his stomach.

"Language, Iza-nii." The grinning face looking down at him was most definitely Mairu's. And she had taken a comfortable seat on his lower stomach, straddling him.

"Morning...(Good morning.)" A small voice said from the foot of the bed. He waited for a second, until his sight was less blury. Kururi was looking at him with innocent, chocolate brown eyes, while she continued to pull at his clothed toes.

"Kururi, really? I never realized you had a foot fetish." Mairu's laughter was almost shrill, while the other twin didn't react much, except for letting go of his foot. "And would you mind getting off of me, Mairu?"

"Really now, Iza-nii, first you confront us with vulgar language and then you crack sex jokes? Corrupting your poor, innocent little sisters like that is unacceptibe, just unacceptible." She simply ignored his request, and waved her index finger in front of his face, her grin widening, when it made him go slightly cross eyed.

"Ah, well my 'poor, innocent little sisters' as you put it, should first explain how they managed to get into my apartment. And don't think I don't know it was you who stole from my magazine collection."

"Pictures...nice...(The pictures were nice.)" Kururi contributed.

"You looked at those? Now, Kururi, you know those are adult magazines, right? They're not meant for people under 18." Not that Izaya really thought looking at a few naked women was going to kill those two.

"As if you didn't read those magazines when you were under 18. And we didn't break in, if that's what you think." Mairu's smile turned even more mischievous. "Yagiri-san let us in, actually."

"Nice...(She's a nice woman.)" Izaya chuckled at just how wrong Kururi was about Yagiri Namie.

"She really is nice. I wonder just how nice she was to Iza-nii last night." The louder twin had a look of contemplation on her face, while her brother shook his head.

"You've got it all wrong." Izaya moved to sit up, but Mairu refused to get off of his lap. "You're starting to get heavy, Mairu, get off." It was more the fact that she was sitting on one of his bruises that made him so adamant about her getting up.

"And now he's encouraging me to become anorexic. Watch it, Iza-nii, I'm in a position where I could easily turn you into Iza-nee." She laughed and he could only cringe at the obvious threat to his private parts. "I guess we can consider ourselves lucky that we at least didn't catch the two of you in the act."

"Mairu...hygiene...(Get off of the bed, Mairu, it's unhygienic.)" Kururi commented, not completely oblivious to the way he twitched at her remark.

"Hmm, it's rather comfortable here." Mairu argued, settling her full weight onto Izaya's stomach. He almost yelped in pain.

"Not to mention how easily this situation could be misunderstood if anyone was to see you on top of me like that." His abdominal muscles contracted and ached offendedly, as he sat up, grabbing Mairu beneath her armpits and lifting her off. His right hand started to hurt immediately.

"By the way, since you apparently had something better to do when you promised to meet us last week, we're kidnapping you for today." Mairu announced, throwing one of her brown pigtails over her shoulder with a playful jerk of her head. Kururi nodded in agreement.

"I'm sorry about last week. Something came up." He got up, running the fingers of his left hand through his hair.

"Yeah, sure." Mairu waved her hand dismissively. She was used to his excuses. "Come on, let's go eat lunch!"

"What time is it?" The informant asked absently, while he searched for his clothing. He felt rather dizzy, and his head throbbed dully.

"Almost 11. We've been waiting for you to wake up for two hours." Mairu cleaned her glasses while Izaya opened his closet to pull out fresh clothes.

"Izaya nii-sama...pretty...(Izaya nii-sama looked very pretty asleep.)" Kururi wore a soft smile, the kind she always displayed when she thought something was cute.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd take that as a compliment." Izaya commented.

"Nii-sama...pretty...awake...(Nii-sama is pretty when he's awake, too.)" Mairu hugged Kururi tightly and kept one arm slung over her narrow shoulders.

"I have to agree. Now, Iza-nii, be a good boy and strip for us." Izaya's eyes widened slightly at the odd request.

"You're my sisters, I'm not gonna-"

"We'll even provide you with music. See—" Kururi began to clap rythmically, while Mairu sang/spoke in her rather shrill voice "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it huuuurts...this is where you're supposed to take off your shirt, Iza-nii."

The twins' older brother was out of the room in less than second. The two girls only heard the bathroom door slam shut.