As always, give a round of applause for the reviewers of chapter 9/10 (I realeased them at the same time): Sarah The Hypered Up Jelly Bean, under, RE4geek, Xmaster, Yu Yu Hakufan, Raitokage, Sara A. Wesker, XClaire BearX, DrewCaine, and Cpt.ShaneSchofield. You've all been waiting for it, it's chapter... crap, do I count the reverence one as a real chapter? Screw it, chapter 11!

As camera 1 comes in, we see Wesker looking pretty bruised up, wearing a cast over his left arm (!) and it appears that he has a twitch now. Lying next to him is yet another bag of BK. "Hello, I'm Albert Wesker. Due to recent injuries caused by certain ex-employees, I now have to wear this for a few days. Surprisingly, even my super-healing abilities aren't really useful when it comes to a bear attack." Wesker grimaces.

"Now down to business," He picks up his burger, "What does a evil psycopath like to eat after a hard day of being a bastard? Why, Burger King of course!" he takes a bite out of the burger, followed by a clearly fake 'Mmmmmm...'

"Today's team, just because I like to see grown men cry, is the Mercs. I'd laugh maniacally, but I don't want to risk my arm popping out of it's socket."

Lets see how the Mercs take the news; Krauser is crying on Hunk's shoulder, Hunk is patting him on th back, Carlos has a blank stare on his face, Billy wakes up from his nap, and Alice, well Alice hasn't seen any action since she pounded Bruce (get your mind out of the gutter) so she's all for it.

"Now, the bonus objective: Spank one of the enimies asses? Someone is running out of ideas. Anywho, you gots to fight six lurkers, and thirteen lickers. I'll tell you the prize after I get my hair rejuvenated. Who knew that blood causes so many split ends?" And with that, Wesker walks off set with his bag.

Down in the cage, the team examine the situation.

"Is this what we were worried about?"

"Speak for yourself pansy."

"Damn monkeys."

"You need food. I need food. Let me eat monkey."

"I've handled lickers before."

The team walks into action. They walk because this is going to be a cakewalk. Krauser busts out his arm an kills three of the monkeys just like that. Too bad they can all climb walls, because he would have been able to annihilate the others the same way.

A licker takes a chance and leaps right at Hunk, hoping to latch onto his face and give him a good, long, wet, kiss. Too bad for it, Hunk doesn't swing that way. When it gets a foot between him, Hunk reaches out and grabs the monster, by the throat. With his free hand, he cuts off the tounge of the ill fated licker, and with one daring plunge, stabs the creature in the brain.

Billy is wrestling with not one, but two lurkers. Good thing he still has his knife, or he'd be monkey chow.

Alice has already succeded in completing the bonus objective, and was bitch slapping a stupid, stupid, licker. It was around this time that something dawned on Krauser. "Wait... didn't we just get new weapons?" Everyone stared at crazy with their eyes wide. Then they looked over to the weapons left behind by the other teams. Krauser's bow, Hunk's TMP, Carlos' assault rifle, Alice's piece of cheese, and Billy's musket. And the race was on!

The entire team sped at them like their lives depended on it. Billy reached his musket first, being as his life really did depend on it. He then started the long, long, long, long, long... process of loading it.

While he did that, Alice reached her weapon of choice. Now a lot of people would think "Hey, how the hell am I supposed to kill zombies en masse with a piece of cheese!" Well, by swinging it with all her stength, she was able to discover that it has more cutting potential than glass.

Before Jack could even grab his bow, she already cut a lurker in half. With his bow in hand, Jack realized something. "Wait, I only have one arrow! Do they expect me to reuse it or what?" Krauser was pissed beyond the point of killing things to take out his anger. No, he was in a whole no level of pissed.

Next to grab his gun was Hunk. Now anyone who's anyone knows that when Hunk has his TMP, the kill count rises to incredible rates. Rates so high, that if it was a game, and it got scored, he would be getting sixty-thousand points easily. Anyway, he already killed the last three lurkers when Carlos arrived at the scene.

Now, if you were paying attention, you would know that something was wrong with Carlos. Well now, all doubt is lost. The teams on the sidelines, the audience, and Wesker was peering out the window with shampoo in his hair in awe. Carlos had taken a bite, out of Krauser.

Krauser took careful aim, and blasted his face right out off the face of the earth without hesitation. Sure, his arrow was gone, but on the plus side, a zombie was no more. Now all that was left to do, was kill the last twelve lickers.

Hunk tore his eyes away from the sight of the corpse to pop a leaper licker right in the head. It seemed this was enough to bring him back to his old self because after the he killed it he said, "Boom headshot!"

Billy looked shocked at how Hunk was acting, and put down his grease and loading stick to criticize him. "Someone just died, have you no soul!"

"Don't you know who I am? Every, single, mission I go on, I'm the only one to survive! When someone dies near me now, I just say to myself, 'Sucks to be them' and keep on killing things."

Now by this time, Billy finally loaded the gun. He took aim at the nearest licker, and fired. Though he might as well have spit at it, because a musket is a BB-gun with gunpowder. The licker didn't even notice and slashed his ankle with ease. It looked like it was all over for dear Billy, when Jack grabbed the licker by the neck, and sliced it's head open.

Now, to spare you the joy of watching the remainging lickers get mauled by Krauser, a piece of cheese, and machine gun bullets, here's a commercial.

Break

The camera comes into a BK and zooms in on an unbadaged Wesker sitting down with a plate full of food in front of him. "Hi, as you may know, I'm Albert Wesker. With low prices and great food, BK sure does hit the spot. So come on down and gather round the good stuff!" A phone book slams him across the face as a voice yells off screen, "That's Pizza Hut you retard! We have bears back here, and if your not careful, one might accidentally be released in your studio."

"Really? Like that will happen. I'm out of here." And with that, Wesker leaves. The camera doesn't do anything for a second before it goes to the technical difficulties message.

When the camera returns to the cage, Hunk snaps the neck off the last licker alive. Just then, Wesker appears on the monitor.

"So that's why... yeah, your prize was supposed to be five BK meals, but seeing as how there are only four of you, you get four. Drop them down slowly, we don't want to get our sponsers mad."

Down drops on wires four BK meals. Things were looking good for the Mercs, but as you well know, that never lasts in this twisted place. Right before the first one reached the ground, one of the wires snaps, causing a buffet of food stuffs to land on Hunk. Now this wouldn't be so bad if it were anyone else. Everyone would laugh and the guy would clean themselves off, but this is Hunk. This is mask-obsessed Hunk.

Within the timespan of thirty seconds, he had the team locked in a headlock while several armed guards walked around him carefully wielding sponges.

Camera 2 comes on, we see Wesker laughing his ass off. "That's all for today, toon in next time to see more crazy crap! Oh man, he just shoved his foot up that guy's butt!" Wesker's laughing is still heard as the screen fades to black.

Thanks for reading! And thanks to Raitokage for the Licker/Lurker party idea. Until the next chapter, later! And leave a review, or else we'll send the BK guys after you!