HOLY FAJITAS! I HAVE UPDATED QUICKLY! WAIT…! SCREW THAT! That really didn't make sense the way I said I updated again really soon. But anyway. I want to give a special thanks to Gabbyhartfor writing me a review that honestly made my day. I was so happy when I got that review because not many people will actually read what I have to say. So thank you Gabbyhartfor writing a review like that. You just made me very happy. SOOOOOOOO! This is Chapter something… I think 11 of my cliché story and I hope you guys enjooooooy it! (YES IM IN A SINGY MOOD! Don't judge me.)

DISCLAIMER SAYS WHAT? :

Iggy: *says to Fang and Max* Wow Lucky seems happy.

Max: Yea she does. It makes me happy to see her like that.

Fang: As much as I hate to admit it, it makes me happy too. It hurts to see her that way.

Angel: *magically appears* Do you guys know the reason why?

Gazzy and Nudge: *appear out of nowhere scaring everybody* Yea guys. Huh? Do yea? Do yea? Huh?

Fang, Max, and Iggy: Is it because she doesn't own Maximum Ride or any of the characters in this story and she's finally realized that she should be happy about it because if she owned us we would attack her with pitchforks?

Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge: Uh… sure. Let's go with that… Lucky doesn't own anything! Just saying…

Lucky: I was here the whole time. *wipes away tears* Screw all of you. *runs away sobbing.* (Let me just say that I haven't cried since I was 6. So the running away crying part is kind of a stretch. But you guys make me emotional, so it's all good.)

INCASE YOU DIDN'T READ THE LAST CHAPTER BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST LAZY LIKE THAT, HERE IS A LITTLE RECAP:

FANGZILLA'S POV: (FANGIRLS SQUEAL LIKE A MOUSY! AHHHHH!)

Gosh. Max. Beautiful, violent, funny, sarcastic, good figure, strong, attitudinal problem, tough, good hair, amazingly beautiful eyes, and accident prone. What more can I ask for? Oh yea. For her to like me like I like her.

"Hey Max, you okay?" I said, hoping to get her attention, since she was being unusually quiet. "Max? Please answer me. You're scaring me." Well wasn't that just plain emotional for the 'Emo Boy?' "Fine, don't answer." Gosh, she annoys me sometimes. Why can't this beautifully annoying girl actually talk to me if I ask if she's okay? "Okay fine Fang. What do you want?" Wait what? Oh yea. I was asking if she was okay.

"Probably not, considering you're a boy and you wouldn't be sleeping in someone's lap because no offense but you are huge height wise so it's not the same." Am I really that tall? Oh well, at least she didn't say I'm fat... I'm not right?

I really need to learn more about her. Hm… maybe when everybody leaves I can say I left something in here and I think I lost it.

Like about her family and the person she really is underneath her mask. I have the same one and I wanna see if they are the same in any way.

I just wanna get to know her more to see if this love is true. Wait… LOVE?

Chapter 11: A Random Title I Don't Know Because This Was Written Before I Even Thought About a Title For This Chapter. (Awesome chapter name, I know. Don't have to tell me twice.)

FANGYPOO'S POV: (The Three G's insisted)

NO… no…. I did not just say love. It was a slip of the tongue. I meant to say like. Yea that's what I meant. I was slapped out of my revere by a hand that looked really soft. And that is how I knew it was Max's hand and I had officially gone coco loco in the head. "Hey Fang, man. You okay? You kind of spaced out there for a minute." And of course I just had to blankly stare at the wall and not answer. "Is he mimicking me like I was a couple of seconds ago or is he serious?" Oh Max. I wish you knew why I didn't want to answer you. But then again… I wish I did too. Hm…

A MUSCRAT MAX = BAD X-MAS FOR THE 3 G'S: (They're scared)

What is going on in that insanely hot boys head? It's times like these where I wish I had mind reading powers. (A/N anyone notice what I did there? If you can guess I will give you my second virtual hug and a high five! First one to guess gets them. Starting now!) But that will never happen so I shouldn't get my hopes up. I blew out an audible sigh to which said boy that pisses me off finally responds to by blinking and looking away from the wall. To a (AN pardon my language right here, right now. Hopefully it won't happen again) fucking sigh! Wow he really does piss me off. Eh, oh well. I guess it was a start from staring at the 'beautiful wall' as he so kindly sighed out. Does he have feelings for inanimate objects? If he does then I think I just had to laugh but my heart also broke a little bit. Queue another audible sigh… here!

IGNATIOUSLY LOOPY: (To go on record I have no (pardon my language AGAIN) fucking clue what Ignatious means or if I even spelled that right. So don't get pissed at me if I used it wrongly.)

Wow. Max and Fang. Fang and Max. They kind of look good together. Like you can literally see the feelings Fang has for Max in the air. And I really don't know how considering they just met and Max just got in the hospital just after they met. Wow. That's a lot of 'just afters.' Kinda like the morning after pill. Hehe. Giggle.

But anyway, I wonder if Max has feelings for Fang too. I might as well ask Nudge or Angel to see if they see the love when Max and Fang look at each other. (AN OH! By the way. Iggy isn't blind in this fanfic. Hopefully none of you were like OMG he is blind but he can see. Wait does that make him not blind, blind to random shit where if you get kicked in the nads you see again, or just color blind? WHAT THE F IS HE?) Hopefully I'm not delusional, just surprised that they look at each other like that so quickly. Wow. Fang might have found a girl where as I am still looking for my perfect other half. His Jasmine to her Aladdin. His Sandy to her Danny. His Emma Pillsbury to her William Shuester. His Wendy to her Peter Pan. Oh you get the point! I'm running out of couples. UGH!

NUDGE - A - MANIA: (Kinda like Fudge – A – Mania, but not really.)

AWWWW! Fang and Max look so cute together! Just the way they look at each other is so sweet. I kind of wish Iggy looked at me like that but I doubt that will happen. But maybe I should get Max and Fang together. Well if they already know their feelings for each other in their hearts but are just too afraid to tell each other. I mean come on. They just met like today or yesterday or whatever. I personally don't remember what day she came because of all of the hustle and bustle of the day Max came into the hospital. Damn that girl is accident prone.

Oh! Prone is such a funny word. It rhymes with phone and I just love to talk on the phone. Just like I love talking because talking is so fun and it makes me happy because you can make more friends when you talk because I know everybody loves friends and stuff like that. Aww! Love is such a great thing and I think Max and Fang deserve it, even if Max screamed at me and hurt my feelings and scared me, because I know that she might have been hurt when she was younger and it different homes. Wait… was she in different homes or was it just her real home. Oh no!

NOT ANGELIC ANGEL: (We all know it's true.)

I wonder how I could get me and Fang together. I mean, Max and Fang may deserve each other but… well I might have a little crush on Fang. I mean. We would be a great couple. Like Ying and Yang. He could be the Beast to my Beauty. And all of that kind of stuff. We are both really smart. He is really tall, and I'm really short so we sort of balance each other out. And I know I'm good looking. I mean come on. Who wouldn't want to kiss this hot head of blond hair and blue eyes?

And I know he is hot with his full head of obsidian hair and those dark, endless eyes that you can just fall into and stare at forever… okay this is getting creepy. But that stuff was all kind of true. And I really do wonder if he likes me. Hm… maybe I can ask him and see what he says. Oh well. I'll ask him when Max is in the room so he can say he likes ME right in her pretty face. I might even feel bad for her when he turns her down. Well, I guess I will see what the future has in store, and I guess I can only hope.

GASK MASK! : (Doesn't that just sound insanely charming?)

Ewwies. Cooties. You can practically see the chemistry between Max and Fang. No chance am I ever gonna get a girlfriend because they are really nasty. All that kissy stuff and cuddling makes me wanna blow up the world. I can't believe that Fang and Iggy keep saying I will get a girlfriend when I get older because I know that that will never happen. Just… EW! I mean how can they even like girls? Don't you guys agree that they have cooties? Well? Do you? (A/N no offense to any girls. In fact I think girls pone the world because I am a girl. We rock girls! If you are a girl put 'girls unite' somewhere in your review and then I will personally thank you. Maybe start a girls rule club. Same with boys. Write 'I love girls' and I will say you pone because you love us.) Ugh. I can't believe you do. You guys make me sick. YUCK!

So what did you guys think? I tried to make this chapter longer than the rest and I think I did pretty good. Read the author's notes during random times in my story and hopefully you will listen and do as I command. I just wanted to say that I love you guys for actually reading and reviewing to my story because you have NO idea how happy it makes me. I feel like I can express myself on here and you guys just make it THAT much better. So thank you so much guys and please press that button that is trying to catch the flying ponies attention because it loves it and you and… REVIEW MY FLYING PONIES! REVIEW!