Here's chapter 11. Hope you guys like it! I know my last chapter wasn't so good. -_- sorry about that. I had writers block. Anyway, read away!
(There is a close up of a sign that says "GRAND OPENING! NEW BETTY CROCKER RECIPE!" Customers are walking towards the crowded pie shop with anticipation. Toby is standing at the front door singing.)
Toby: Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention per-leaaasssseeeee!
Are your nostril a quiver and tingling as well,
At that delicate luscious ambrosial smell.
Yes they are I can tell.
Well la-
Mrs. Lovett: TOBY!
Toby: What?
Mrs. Lovett: STOP SINGING AND SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS!
Customers: More hot! More hot pies!
(Tim Burton walks onto set.)
Tim Burton: Wait! Wait! Wait! CUT! (turns to the customers) What did I say about the group numbers? (all of the customers hang their heads in depression.) That's what I thought. Continue!
(Toby and Mrs. Lovett run around the outside of the pie shop serving pies.)
Mrs. Lovett (singing): Nice to see dearie!
How have you been feeling?
Core, me bones is weary,
Toby!
One for the gentleman
Hear the birdie's cheeping?
Helps to keep it cheer-
Random Kid: Excuse me miss. Today's my Birthday!
Mrs. Lovett: Aw, well, happy birthday. (singing) Toby! SING TO THIS LITTLE KID!
(Toby comes over to the little boys table and places a meat pie with a lit candle in front of him.)
Toby (sings to the tune of happy birthday):
Happy Birthday to you
Fleet Street birthdays are cool
When you have cannibals in your family
Happy Birthday to you.
Little Boy: Cannibals?
Toby: YOU AND I KNOW NOTHING OF THE SORT!
(Toby then runs off and serves more people pies)
Mrs. Lovett (sings): What's my secret
Frankly dear, it'd ruin your appetite
Family secret
That's the alibi
Things like being careful with the coriander,
That's what makes human meat grander!
Customers: O_O what?
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, nothing. BETTY CROCKER FOR THE WIN!
Customers: That's what we thought you meant.
Mrs. Lovett: Yah, and you better believe it.
Toby and Mrs. Lovett (singing):
Eat them slow and feel the flesh
How fresh it tastes and
Eat them slow 'cause
Everyone's a prize.
Eat them slow cause that's the lot
We've got no more bodies
Come again tomorrow,
Mrs. Lovett: HOLD UP JUST A SECOND FELLAS!
(Someone walks up to Sweeney's parlor.)
Mrs. Lovett: Bless my eyes.
MORE MEAT PIES! :D
Everyone else: O_O right…
Mrs. Lovett: O_O anyway… (sings again.)
Forget about it dearie.
(Random person stands up and yells for her to come to him.)
Mrs. Lovett (sings): Be there in a twinkling (she snaps her fingers and appears in front of the man. He jumps back in surprise and holds his hand to his heart.)
Random person (sings to the tune.): I have found a finger!
What kind of establishment is this?
Mrs. Lovett: The kind that you hate dear!
But you can't resist coming!
TOBY!
BRING HIM A BRAND NEW PIE!
(turns to customer and says,)
Sorry about that, I'm so clumsy sometimes. (Holds up her hand but bends her pointer finger to make it look like she lost it.) The servant boy will bring you a new pie. Just wait right here.
(The customer smiles as if nothing ever happened. He was just glad he was getting a new pie for free, Toby finally brought him a new pie, sang him the birthday song and left.)
Hope you guys liked my version of God that's Good. X3 R&R PLEASE! IT WILL GET TOBY TO STOP SINGING THE BIRTHDAY SONG!
