Disclaimer: Fan of Fanfics21 does not own Naruto or The World God Only Knows or any other references in the fic. The only thing he owns is his twisted sense of "imagination".


There is a legend out there…of a dating sim game that was rumored to be…"unconquerable". Many brave warriors of many legends, both young and old, entered the battlefield to claim the young maiden's hand and rescue her from her prison, only to fall in defeat in their trials, losing hope and gave into despair. Even now, the girl waits for the savior to come and free her from the shackles of horrors unknown. Are you, young warrior, capable of saving this young girl?

Yes

No

Then good luck hero, all other gamers await for the end of your journey. Will you be victorious? Or will the cold hands of defeat claim you as well?


Naruto Uzumaki sighed as he deleted another virus and harvested another stream of bug data from the game system. Wondering how the hell did the legendary Yin-Yang God get himself into this mess? Ah yeah, it was to cheer up the Capturing God, Keima Katsuragi, who was previously sobbing in grief over his latest game.

*Many hours ago*

"…Sorry…So sorry…" Keima sobbed as he rested his head onto his desk. "There, there Keima, don't give up!" Naruto said trying to cheer up his buddy as Elsie looked at her beloved Kami-sama with worry. "Kami-nii-sama, what's wrong?! You're not looking so good." Elsie asked as Keima replied with his face in his desk as he continued sobbing.

"Y-you will still call this incompetent me 'God'?" he asked as Elsie was unnerved by how the legendary Capturing God is behaving. "No matter what I do…I still can't capture her!" he wailed as Elsie noticed his PFP in hand. "So it's just as the rumor said…" Keima muttered as Elsie sighed. She wondered how bad it could be for a game to get the confident Capturing God she awed in to feel so down.

"But if Kami-nii-sama can't capture her…then it must be a hard game." She concluded as Keima looked at her with a face of a wooden dummy as he became enraged. "JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GAME AND SEE IF YOU CAN CALL STILL CALL IT THAT!" he snapped as he showed Elsie what he did. She watched as he picked his options, and noticed that the scene replayed again. "Does she maybe have bad hearing?" Elsie guessed as Naruto came out of Keima in his ghostly form and laughed. "No Elsie, there's a bug in the game's programming, causing it to loop…Oh, can I explain it to her?" Naruto asked as Keima waved in a 'go ahead' way while still trying to figure out how to break the loop.

"A bug, in terms of technology of many varieties, is an error in the data that affects other parts of the system itself. It usually happens due to the code in the program having an error or mistake in it that will tend to bring forth unexpected results, both good and bad. And in Keima's case…" Naruto explained as he looked at his partner as he was sent into another loop. "It's the bad kind." He finished with a hint of dry humor. "In games, some of them deliberately have bugs set by a programmer which tends to be a secret until it comes out, but due to the idiots who made these games, they were all about the merchandise as they didn't focus on the game. Especially since the game itself was in my opinion, hastened to completion due to deadlines." He said as Keima screamed in anguish as he was stuck in another loop.

"If Keima can't capture this girl, then the Capturing God is no more…" Naruto spoke with an ominous tone as Elsie gasped. Part of her brained put it simple. If the Kami-sama she knew wasn't able to capture this girl in the game, then he is not the true Capturing God and she had partnered with the wrong person. Worse to come, she'll lose her head! "That's terrible! Can't he ask the company to make a patch for the game so he could capture her?!" Elsie asked. Keima sighed, "No, the company that made this game went bankrupt. So they can't fix it…" he replied as he continued to write in his memo of another loop.

"But we could always use…that." Naruto said causing Keima's finger's to pause at what he said. "That? Oh, you mean that debugger of yours? I thought it works only for your job debugging the government's systems." Keima asked as Naruto scoffed. "Oh please, I use that for some quick cash, but with others like you, it can help debug games, computers, cell phones, you name it! Just send the game data and I'll go into the game matrix and fix the errors, create a patch for other players, and we'll be millionaire's baby!" Naruto announced as Keima's eyes were glittering with joy. "I'm so happy to have you as a split personality." Keima sobbed childishly as Naruto smirked. "Indeed, now bow to the glory of Naruto!" he announced as many a boy and girl in the class did so.

As they reached home, and activating Naruto's hidden laboratory, Keima inserted the game into the debugging machine and grabbed what Naruto called a PET as Naruto's spirit digitalized and entered the strange handheld. "You sure this will work?" Keima asked as Naruto smirked and gave him the Good Guys Pose ™, "Trust me; I've done this a million times! What could possibly go wrong?" he asked. Keima sighed; sometimes this split personality of his will get him killed in the game world. "Alright then…Plug in, Naruto EXE, transmission!" Keima roared as Naruto entered the cyber world.

*Flashback End!*

"Ah that's right, that's what I did." He recalled as he deleted another virus. He looked around the matrix and whistled at the damage to the game. "Damn, I knew they hastened the creation of this game, but I didn't think that it'd be that bad." He whistled as he observed the garbled data and sighed. "Well, better start by fixing the startup data." Naruto muttered as he proceeded to head towards the location of the startup programing. "Let's see here…will do the save data one later…memory slots…aha! Startup right there…Whoa!" Naruto gasped in shock as he couldn't believe his eyes at how cloudy the startup data was.

"Man, these guys are terrible. The bugs created more viruses that will tear this game apart if they aren't purged. Well, time to start some busting!" Naruto replied as a faceplate covered his mouth and nose as his arm turned into…a cannon. "Spiral Buster!" he shouted as he began deleting viruses left and right as they turned to him and recognized a dangerous enemy. "Bring it on twerps." Naruto taunted as he readied his Buster, thirsty for more victims to delete.

"You know Kami-sama; he's taking a long time in there." Elsie said out of the blue, as she and Keima were busy waiting by either playing games or cooking or cleaning, with the last two done mainly by Elsie. Without even looking up from his game, Keima replied, "It's just how it is. When trying to fix bugs or viruses in something complicated as a game or government data. It'd take hours to fix depending on how bad the damage was." He replied as he heard a ping from the PET.

"Uzumaki Naruto is back with a report on status, sir!" Naruto shouted with a mock salute. Keima was immediately at the screen. "What's the status Naruto? Are the bugs gone? Is there an error still lurking? Is Sora going to be okay?" Keima asked as he kept asking more and more questions as Naruto held up a hand that immediately silenced him. "Bad news, due to the bugs in the game itself, its mass producing viruses like a factory producing games, which I cannot do due to the lack of firepower in my arsenal at the moment. Worse news, if I can't delete the source of the bugs and obtain the core data for it, Sora Asuka cannot be saved." This made Keima's heart beat faster with dread and horror at what he was hearing. "Even terrible news…Whoever programmed everything here did the crappiest job I have ever seen. It's one of those lazy ass workers that made this game ruined." He finished as Keima's eyes were blazing hot at the information he just heard.

"Damn those lazy programmers…" Keima growled with savage anger as he looked at Naruto with a serious look on his face. "What do you need to get rid of the bugs?" he asked as Naruto gestured to a nearby drawer. "My Battle Chips, I need them to help me destroy the swarms of viruses and to destroy the breeders in here. Now hurry, if this keeps up even my debugger will break!" Naruto replied as Keima grabbed a strange folder and started inserting strange data chips into the PET.

That was then; Naruto had realized that he hadn't started telling the good news yet. "But the good news is that I've fixed the startup, saving, and memory data. So your PFP won't break or have startup issues when playing it." That made Keima's day before returning into the data stream of the game to delete the viruses and remove the bugs in the game itself.

"Now let's see here…" Naruto mused, looking over at the hordes of viruses coming from one of the major bug sources. "They're all small fry, so I better delete them fast." He said, cracking his knuckles as he began to step forward. "Program Advance: Omega Spread." He muttered as the Spiral Buster on his arm altered a bit as he aimed it at the incoming swarm and fired a single bullet. In an instant it came into contact with one virus, it exploded into many as they pierced many viruses as Naruto kept firing for the next 10 seconds as they had all pretty much became deleted for good as Naruto dashed for the bug on top of a pile of program data.

"Yeesh…and I thought the other guys' rooms were a mess. This thing takes the cake." Naruto said as he fired a few shots at the bug data clinging onto the data. It didn't budge one bit. "…Okay, how about a Charged Shot?" he asked as he collected the energy he needed and fired a powerful energy bullet. This got a reaction from the bug data as it screeched and jumped off the program and fled deeper into the game system. "I'm willing to bet that the source of the bugs is in there." Naruto said to himself as he pursued it.

As he followed the moving form of bug data, he was pushed back by a barrier of sorts. "Oh great…" he muttered, he recognized this type of security. It was an anti-hacker wall that would lead to the heart of the game's data itself. But from the looks of it, it is also the source of all the bugs inside Keima's games. He pressed his hands to the wall and analyzed it, recognizing the reason why it won't open. "There are too many viruses and bugs in this main programing that it won't open until I've cleared them out…" Naruto muttered in a dark tone as he cracked his neck and turned around. "Well…time for me to earn some Zenny while I'm at doing this." He said with a dry tone in his voice.

*Several battles later*

"Okay, whoever screwed up with this game is a big time troll who needs to suffer a swirly without the toilet being flushed after someone used it…." Naruto grumbled with anger as he scared off another collection of bugs that fled pass the barrier. He was tired, he was hungry, hell, he wanted to party and drink to his heart's content with a bunch of beautiful women and live the good life damn it! "That's it, when I'm done here; I'm going to a bachelor party and go crazy. This place is driving me nuts!" Naruto exclaimed as he noticed the barrier fell apart. The minute it fell apart, a horrible smell, the one of rotting meat and decaying corpses filled the air.

It was disgusting as Naruto held his breath before adjusting the air filter on his faceplate as he entered the center room of the game's data. This room was filled with numerous ones and zeroes as Naruto looked around the room, alert and wary, wondering where all the bugs he scared off ran to. The walls and floors were clean, the ceiling was clear of bugs, so where were they?

"That's odd…They all fled in here. But where are they…?" Naruto muttered as he noticed a black void in the center of the room. It was the core of the game, the one that had all the data inside of it stored as it was black as a sinner's soul. Naruto whistled, "Now this reminded me of how Angra Mainyu looked like while he was still an embryo in the Holy Grail. Which means…" he added as he aimed his Spiral Buster at the void that pulsed at the threat aimed at it. "I've hit the jackpot baby!" he finished as he fired a Charged Shot at the void. The blast made contact as the void began changing shape.

Naruto looked on, amazed at the round shape as it began bulging and taking on a shape…a shape he recalled all too well. He realized what that thing was now; it was collecting the other bugs so that it could become a massive organism that can destroy data with little effort. But since it is a new born, it's limited to the game.

"To think the infamous Multibug Organism Gospel was lurking here of all places…" Naruto said to himself with a wry smile on his face. "This must be one twisted surprise. What's next, an encounter with another Naru from a different timeline or something?" he asked mockingly, oh Naruto, the irony of that statement might get you killed one day. The giant wolf-like creature turned to Naruto and roared savagely at him as Naruto placed a hand on his Buster and smirked. "Hey Keima, found the source!" he called out as a holographic screen appeared near him as it showed Keima's face as he saw what was dwelling inside the game.

"So, this is the bug that's caused many players to fail in their conquest of this game?" Keima asked from the screen as Naruto nodded his head. "Yup, if we delete it here and now, then Sora Asuka will be saved and can finally be conquered for good this time. I'll need my special folder for this one. The VS Solo one if you would mind." Naruto told Keima who nodded as he started inserting more Battlechips into the PET as the old ones were ejected from the handheld. "Are you ready for this Naruto? Battle routine set…" Keima started.

"Execute!" Naruto finished as Gospel roared.

*Initiate Boss Battle-VS Gospel*

"This guy has 2000 HP eh? It shouldn't be a problem then." Keima said, observing the HP that Naruto and Gospel have. "But the main problem is that his body is impregnable, the only weakness is his mouth." Naruto replied as Keima raised a brow. "How do you know?" he asked, "Because I've faced him before." Was the reply as Naruto dodged a shockwave and fired his Buster at the gapping mouth. That was when Naruto noticed everything around him and Gospel was falling apart. "Naruto, what's going on?!" Keima demanded as Naruto observed the destruction.

"Gospel's birth is causing the game to crash; the data is going out of control! If we don't delete him for good, then it's Game Over for this game and Sora." Naruto explained with a bitter tone in his voice as Keima began to snap. "THAT'S IT! DELETE THAT ABOMINATION AT ALL COSTS! YOU MUST SAVE SORA!" Keima roared as Naruto sighed. "Hai, hai, I'm on it genius." He replied as the head of Gospel transformed into a humanoid being that fired a few hurricanes at him, which he dodged with ease. "Sword, Wide Sword, Long Sword in…download, Program Advance: Life Sword 1" Naruto muttered as he held a sword made of pure energy in his hand and charged headfirst towards Gospel.

He slashed at the humanoid form as it arched back in pain as it reverted to the wolf head of Gospel once again and the Life Sword 1 dissipated from Naruto's hands. Then Gospel growled and roared, hitting Naruto and point blank range with a powerful shockwave that made Naruto crash into the ground violently. "Damn, that freakin hurts like hell…" Naruto muttered as he got up.

So far, he did 540 points of damage to Gospel's health, which is now reduced to 1460 points and he had 940 points of health left. He quickly checked which Battlechips he had now he could use in the next fight. So far, he had a Recover 120, an Elec Sword, a + 20 Attack, ProtoMan V1, and a Custom Sword. He could use the Double Hero Program Advance once he got the Variable Sword, but he's not taking any risks right now. He discarded both Recover 120 and + 20 Attack and proceeded to dodge the Poltergeists that Gospel has lovingly sent him and avoid a sonic boom from the beast as he bid his time as he noticed his Battle Chips were reloaded and checked them.

Bingo. Just the right Chips he needed. "Fire Sword, Aqua Sword, Elec Sword, Battle Chips in…Download!" he ordered as he prepared his second ace attack. "Program Advance: Life Sword 2!" he shouted as he swung the sword of energy as Gospel turned into another being that fired it's boomerang at him. While the boomerang got him; he also got Gospel as it reverted back to its original form, dealing a bit more damage.

Gospel HP: 860

Naruto HP: 890

"If I can get at least another Program Advance ready, then I'll be Scott free." Naruto thought as he dodged the incoming data wraiths created by Gospel. That was then, the giant Multibug Organism began sucking in air as Naruto was being dragged to it. He forced himself backwards against this vacuum of air that Gospel was absorbing just in time for it to unleash a devastating foul breath. "Hey, haven't ya ever heard of a mint or a toothbrush dude?" Naruto asked, waving his hand in front of his face to prove his point. The creature snarled at him as its head transformed into a giant drill, aimed directly at him. "Oh shit." He concluded as the drill launched itself at him.

"Gah…!" Naruto gasped in pain as he took the brunt of the attack as he was knocked on his back as Gospel's head returned.

Naruto's HP: 540

"This guy's a beast." Naruto chuckled dryly as he got back up as he checked his current hand of Battle Chips. "These will do for now." He muttered as he selected the possible combinations and prepared to fight Gospel. Gospel began gathering energy in its mouth as Naruto recognized that attack. It was an enhanced shock wave that seeks out its target. "Invisible 2, Battle Chip in, download." With that, Naruto faded from existence as the shockwave passed by and failed to seek its target as it dispelled itself. "Zap Ring 2 and Blower, Battle Chips in, download."

With that, Naruto appeared and fired a ring charged with electricity as it made contact with Gospel's mouth, causing its whole body to be paralyzed as a giant fanlike machine appeared on his arm as he aimed it at the open mouth. "I take it you like your spicy foods inferno hot, right?" he asked mockingly as he fired a blazing tornado into Gospel's mouth, dealing a good amount of damage as Gospel recovered from paralysis.

Gospel HP: 670

"Recovery 150, download!"

Naruto HP: 690

With that Naruto started avoiding more of the Poltergeist that Gospel created as it began to suck in air, causing Naruto to once again be drawn closer to Gospel. But sadly, he did not have time to pull away as he was forced to use a Charge Shot to deal a bit of damage before the breath of fire engulfed him.

Gospel HP: 620

Naruto HP: 480

"Kuso…that really hurts…" Naruto grumbled as the flames died down. He checked his hand to see which chips he's got this time and his eyes widened as he developed a smirk. He needed to weaken that thing a bit then go in for the kill baby! With that, Naruto inserted the Battle Chips and began to use his Spiral Buster every chance Gospel unleashed a shock wave. But sometimes he got hit by either a Poltergeist or one of Gospel's shockwave.

Naruto HP: 220

Gospel HP: 575

"Time to end this once and for all Gospel, here comes my ace. Fire Blade, Aqua Blade, and Elec Blade, Battle Chips in, triple download! Program Advance: Life Sword 3!" Naruto roared as he held another sword made of energy. But unlike the other two versions, this one was bigger and more powerful than the last two. "Here I come Gospel, do you have enough health to withstand this?!" Naruto demanded as he charged at the Multibug Organism with his last attack, which Gospel replied with a supercharged shockwave as the two enemies exchanged blows.

Naruto HP: 1

Gospel HP: 000

With that, Gospel's body flashed white as miniature explosions ruptured from its body as it was deleted from the game's programming once and for all, leaving behind a black core from its smoldering remains. Naruto panted tiredly, "Man, I haven't fought like that in years! I need to retrain myself again." Naruto sighed as he wiped off the sweat from his brow as he picked up the black core. "So this is the little bugger that recreated the Beast of Gospel eh? No doubt there are more of these in other versions of the same game. Better take this with me."

Naruto obtained BlkCore!

"Now to fix the game…" he started as he went to the game's central data core and started fixing the damages.

*One day later*

Keima was worried. To anyone else who knew Keima, they would know that something was not right when he was starting to worry about something, even if it was involving his games. "He's been in there for a whole day already. Did he really delete the source of the bugs, or did he get swallowed up by them?" Keima asked himself. True, he didn't like Naruto at times, but he's part of what made Keima…well, Keima.

"…The fun has arrived…! Thank you very much!" Exclaimed one Naruto Uzumaki from his PET as Keima tackled the handheld machine and looked at Naruto with bloodshot eyes. " .FIXED?!" Keima practically demanded as Naruto leaned back from the levels of creepy that Keima was pulling. "Yeah, I got the source of the bugs so I can now create a new patch that will fix the other ones owned by other gamers. So you can go and capture Sora Asuka." Naruto replied as Keima cheered with joy as he proceeded to start playing in God of Conquest Mode right off the bat.

"Yes…Yes….Yes…! I can see the ending…!" Keima exclaimed as he finally completed the game in the span of 10 seconds flat. His newest record of conquest of a dating sim game ever dated. "Oh and there's one more thing…" Sora said in-game, getting everyone's attention as she smiled sweetly. "Thank you, Naruto Uzumaki for saving me and this game. Love you!" she waved with joy as the credits started rolling. Keima was flabbergasted and Naruto…well, he was caught off guard at that like everyone else.

"…Naruto, did you alter anything to make her say that?" Keima asked as Naruto rejoined Keima's mind. "No way, I think Sora must have come to life on her own will and became an actual existence inside of Gameindustri, which in return, allowed her to send this message to us!" Naruto exclaimed as Keima raised a mental eyebrow. "…Gameindustri? What's that?" Keima asked as Naruto chuckled, "Your Utopia that you seek Keima. One that you yearn to go to, but can never enter no matter what." The Yin-Yang God replied cryptically as Keima became even more confused.

*Tokyo Tower*

Above the famous Tokyo Tower of Japan, a vortex of some sort opened up at the tip as a figure landed and kept its balance while he observed his surroundings. "I followed the space-time anomaly here. But I don't even know when, and where, am I. I hope I knew what I'm doing." The figure thought as the figure leapt down free fall style as it snapped its fingers. The figure landed on the solid ground on its feet without a splat, or a sound of sorts as the figure observed its surroundings before sensing something from the east. "Well now…Looks like a few uninvited guests are here for a visit." The figure mused before grinning. "I can already tell…This is going to be one hell of a party!" it shouted as it hijacked a parked motorcycle and proceeded to speed up and find the source, while causing immediate and absolute chaos to the city with the biggest speed chase of all of Japan. One that would make the guys green with envy and women awed as a new legend was about to be recorded in the history books.


Hey guys! Fan of Fanfics21 here, sorry for not updating my Naruto/TWGOK fics for so long, due to (temporarily) being bored of writing them and discovering new interesting anime and manga, it inspired me to write these chapters again. Oh, and trailer time!

Keima: "She will be my biggest challenge in this mission for capturing spirits!"

Naruto: "Nah, leave her to me Keima. I'll show you how I can speak with a girl like her…WITH MY FISTS OF PAIN!

Elsie: "Hey, Naruto-nii-sama, did you hear? Someone has become a new legend with the longest speed chase, and escape record of all time! They call him, 'The Shinobi'!"

Next Time: Samurai Princess!

Misato Katsuragi: "And don't you worry folks, there'll be plenty of fan service as well!"

Fan of Fanfics21: "I didn't promise any fan service! Damn you Misato, this is not Neon Genesis Evangelion!"

?: "Stay tuned!"