We finally got some RWBY in this RWBY fanfiction XD. I bet ya'll were thinking I forgot, didn't you. Sorry for not updating for a while too
Well, enjoy!
Currently, in the dorm of team RWBY
Ruby Rose.
Blake Belladonna.
Yang Xiao Long.
Weiss Schnee.
All sleeping peacefully, completely oblivious and unaware of the two figures sitting in the sitting in the middle of the room.
"This is so boring" a masculine, somewhat deep sounding voice let out.
"Oh, calm your tits, it hasn't even been that long" a feminine teenage voice countered.
"It's been over 45 minutes! That's way too long!"
"Well, regardless our orders are to ensure that none of them wake up until morning and i-
"If they do they subdue them but to not hurt them and blah, blah, blah! I don't know why I agreed to this.
"Maybe because you're a pervert who likes to watch women in their sleep?"
"What? No!."
"So it's true then?"
"No."
"Are you gay?"
"No!"
Thankfully, the said figures were smart enough to whisper just enough so they wouldn't awake the girls, especially the cat Faunus.
The gruff sounding fellow is Jufergot Ulimejhg Niere, but everyone just calls him Jun. His figure was average but fairly well built. He wore a casual set of clothes as his daily attire. A set of brown caches alongside a plain white button of shirt that seemed lightly too large for him, the color reaching just past his birth mark, located along the base of his neck. The only think out of place was his helmet. It was a knight helmet with three V shaped visors placed vertically on the helmet. The holes themselves were glowing a light sunset orange, which mystified everyone but helmets wearer.
The girl was actually something most would consider normal, were it not for her eyes. She wore the type of clothing a typical teen in high school would were, but minus the skimpy kinky parts. Blue jeans along with a dark blue T-shirt, the middle with the simple of a knight's helmet seemingly identical to the one her partner wore. Her hair was the same color as Jun's glowing eye ports, as her eyes a symphony of blue and orange, finally stopping at a set of entrancing green eyes. Her name was Jumphenia Iecosia Lamnation. Everyone knew her as Jil.
"Hey" Jil broke out.
"Yeah?"
"You hear about the two queens finally returning?"
"Yeah."
"Well, what do you think of it?"
"I hope that they do return. They were the ones responsible for the Great Party all those years ago."
"You were there when is happened?" Jil's whisper turned into surprise.
"Ha! No, but I wish I was. My cousin told me about it though."
"Bob?"
Yeah, he said it was "the best damn thing any sentient being can be able to enjoy" and since he rarely enjoys anything in general, I felt content to take his word for it."
"I'll bet. So how do you think the Otherworlder's are gonna handle it?"
"Well, unlike everything else they undertake, I recon they will take it will some seriousness for once. I honestly can't say that I know what they'll do. As long as I've known them, they've never taken anything seriously other than the Great Party that occurred a long time ago."
Jil scooted closer to Jun, their shoulders connecting as Jil lay her head on Jun's shoulder. Jun looked down and was about to retort until he noticed her eyes slowly drifting to sleep. He signed externally as her glanced around the room, thinking of how he would be the only conscious person in this room soon.
(-_-)
Minx was laughing her ass off.
Literally.
Her ass was literally hanging off to the side, her uncontrollable laughter loosening the stiches that Krism had "attempted" to stich back on, albeit quite poorly. Why is was thanks to the belief that Krism thought she did a good job that the realm of Khaos had kept that barely stitched ass of Minx on.
Of course, sitting right next to her was an equally, if not harder laughing individual, but a lot larger than Minx. It in fact was the dragon who had attempted to kill Minx mere moments ago.
About 10 minutes earlier, anyone who gazed upon Minx and her 30 foot friend her would have thought that they were trying to kill the other to the best of their ability. Thankfully, neither got too carried away with the so called "spar", if one could even call it that.
The surrounding area was an absolute wreck, the gang locating a conveniently placed piece of warped rock as they viewed the fight from afar, eating popcorn and drinking soda as if they were at a movie theater.
The spectacle, to those who were used to the two fighting, was beautiful to some, great entertainment to others, and enjoyable to all.
The Dragon swiped downward toward where Minx had just landed, Minx jumping with practically no effort at all. Minx bared her ten foot sword and with the speed on that comparable to a demonic cheetah on steroids, launched herself straight at the dragon. The sword powered by Minx own unstable energies slashed violently against the Dragon underbelly, not actually cutting into the Dragon's nearly impenetrable hide but did succeed in sending it back a few feet into the ground. The surrounding area littered with burned houses and rocks.
Wasting no time whatsoever, Minx followed the Dragon's crushing fall into the ground, which was technically known as "Khayamite" but it was known as "Khaos rock" or "rock" to most. Minx, with her short burst of speed travelling well over 50,000 miles per second, plunged her blade into the now easily shattered hide. The Dragon yelled out in annoyance as it called out in surrender, upset she damaged his scales. He had just finished polishing them too.
And so, ten minutes after explaining what happened, relating to stupid rivalries and just for the hell of it, they started cracking jokes that were both hilariously funny and remarkably unenjoyable.
Meanwhile, in a very dark abyss…
Insane Black Rock Shooter was staring.
Staring the seventh episode of a series of YouTube videos labeled "if the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" which was basically what would happen if they Emperor could speak and viewers get to react to his reaction of everything in the universe of Warhammer 40k. She found it the series extremely enlightening. Insane Black Rock shooter didn't find many things "enlightening" but when she did certainly make sure she viewed or read anything and everything it had to offer.
And these videos were something she greatly enjoyed.
For the first time is over one million years, she smiled a feral, dark, but unmistakably happy smile, her left eye's flame burning with anticipation for what she had planned.
Sorry for not updating. Now just so you guys know, I will be creating a different story with Insane Black Rock Shooter, different name and everything. Also, Happy Late Christmas as I hope you enjoy your gifts as much as I did.
Until next time, Four Chaos Gods Drinking Beer,
Out.
