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'How did I get myself into this?' Sonic thought. He was sitting across from Amy Rose in a fancy Japanese restaurant, of which was heavily decorated. Amy was looking straight at him, and it couldn't be soon enough for him to leave.

"So, tell me a bit about yourself," Amy spoke calmly, trying to hold his hand, though he yanked it away.

"Amy, you know who I am, and you have since 1993, so why would you need to ask that?"

"I dunno," She backed up into her seat and glanced off to the right for a second. "I could always learn more."

A waiter soon came around to their table. He wore a nice, eye-catching purple suit along with a red tie (and the hedgehogs couldn't help but look at it). "Hello, what would you two like to drink?"

Sonic looked down at the menu. "Umm... I'd like a martini."

"Okay," he responded as he wrote down on his pad of paper. "And you?" The waiter said calmly, turning to Amy.

"I'd like a Cherry Pepsi, please."

"Okay then, I shall be back shortly." He walked away, elegantly.

Amy turned her head back to Sonic. "So, how's your day been?"

"I dunno, kind of boring to be honest."

"Oh... I'm sorry to..." She said before being cut off by Sonic's cell phone's ringtone, which was 'His World.'

"Oh, sorry about that, Amy."

The pink hedgehog exhaled.

He picked up the phone and answered. "Hey, it's Sonic: Sonic The Hedgehog!"

It was Silver. "Hey, I have something important that I need to tell you!"

"Not now, I'm kind of stuck on a date thingy." Sonic said, causing the pink hedgehog to turn away and frown.

"With Tails? I didn't know that you..."

"No! With Amy."

"Oh..."

"I really gotta go, bye!"

"No Sonic! It's," Silver warned as the blue hedgehog ended the call.

Silver scowled. "Dammit! He hung up on me!"

"Did you try calling Tails?" Sky asked.

"No, actually, I haven't. Thank you." He typed in Tails number and called him, only to hear a ring coming from the nearby kitchen. "Well, it looks like he forgot to bring his cellphone!"

"Well, I guess that there's nothing that we can do," Cookie said sadly.

Later that day, at 2:40...

Tails and Knuckles were waiting outside SEGA Enterprises for the other two. Knuckles was lying down and resting in the shade of a tree with his hands behind his head while Tails was standing, looking at his watch. "Where the hell are they?!" the fox screamed. "We really can't be late!"

"Well, maybe they're enjoying the date," Knuckles said, opening his eyes a bit. "Maybe the writer has given in to all the Sonamy requests."

The fox turned away and looked at the ground. "I really doubt it. I don't think that they're at all compatible for each other..."

Knuckles sat up and opened his eyes. "You okay?"

Tails looked back up and turned to the echidna. "Yeah, I'm fine."

Knuckles remained quiet.

The two hedgehogs appeared from an alleyway, Sonic being chased by Amy, who was waving her hammer up in the air. "I'm gonna kill you, Sonic!"

"I said I was sorry!"

"Yeah, now that I threaten you!"

"Don't hurt me!"

Tails rubbed his forehead looking over at the scene. "What did I tell you Knuckles?" He used his hands to form a megaphone. "Get over here you guys! We only have one minute to find the meeting!"

"Oh shit!" the two said in unison, stopping instantly and running into the building with the other two.

In the meeting room...

"Where the hell are they?!" Billy Hatcher screamed. "We didn't hold this whole goddamn meeting for them to be late!"

"Calm yourself Billy, I'm sure that they'll be fine," Said the only one who was leaning on the wall instead of seating himself in a chair. His head was tilted down and masked by the shadow of his fedora's brim.

"Shut up, you traitor!" Billy said screaming at the other and pointing his finger.

The man said nothing in reply, but only tilted his hat about a centimeter forward.

"I'm getting very impatient!" Bob Rafei* spoke. "I'm ready to have them replaced."

"Can't we give them another chance?" Hatsune Miku asked, causing the Taxi from Crazy Taxi to start honking at her.

"Of course not you idiot!" Billy growled angrily at her. "They have caused far too much trouble for us to just sit by and do nothing! Am I right Ulala and Ai-Ai?"

Both of them nodded and replied something similar to a yes.

"Well okay then..." She sat back in her seat.

Before it could've gotten any later the four stumbled through the door of the meeting room, falling on top of each other. The whole room full of people was staring at them as they stood up, Knuckles pushing them aside for the spotlight and cleared his throat. "Sushi, Otaku... anime! Calamari, Tokyo. Naruto? Body pillow!"

Billy face palmed. "We speak English, dumbass!"

"Sure... sure you do..." Knuckles said taking his seat and winking at the costumed child.

Once they were all in their seats, Billy Hatcher began to speak. "I called you all here today because you have exhausted the amount of times that we are willing to bail you all out of major crimes... and you have gone out with a bang! We can no long support your franchise." He then pointed to Bob Rafei who began to speak.

"Since you have been so foolish, we have organized a brand new franchise to replace yours." He dramatically pushed a big red button causing curtains in the front of the room to move away, revealing their replacements. "I call this... Sanic Boom!"

"What the hell! That's just a cheap rip off of ours with awkward designs!" Tails yelled at the American game producer.

"No, it's more than just a rip off! Billy here has already had them published by SEGA! Watch this!"

Sonic's replacement jumped forward. "Hi, my name is Sanic! I'm too cool! These are my friends! I think that they are very cool as well."

"What's wrong with his speech patterns?" Sonic asked. "I'm offended."

"My speech patterns are normal. Simple sentences are the best type! You are the one who talks oddly." He stepped back and let Tails replacement speak.

"Hi my name is Myers "Talls" Proller and I'm super intelligent! I am also very happy." He made a derpy smile before being punched to the ground by Knuckles' replacement.

"I is Knackles and is de stronger of all! Na boody can sterp me!" He posed to show off his enormous muscles. "I is smexy?"

Then Amy's spoke. "I'm Ermy, and I have girl power. That's also all I talk about!" She leaned on Knackles and hugged him.

"What the hell? This is my replacement?!" Amy yelled at the man.

He smiled. "Yes!"

"These are all pretty insulting..." Tails spoke in a tense tone.

"I dunno. Mine's pretty smooth," Knuckles said, winking at Amy.

"Screw you, Knuckles!" The pink, short-quilled hedgehog scolded.

"Someone's playing hard to get," he said slyly, annoying her even more.

Rafei chuckled for a moment. "Well, these are only YOUR replacements. Just you wait until you see the rest of your friends' replacements."

"The rest?!"

"Well yeah, we can't exactly replace a few members of the cast without disposing of the rest. You understand."

The mutant fox gritted his teeth. "You disgusting bastard!"

"Now, let us delete these rats. Team Sanic, Attack!" He commanded waving his arm towards our heroes. They jumped into attack positions.

"I don't think so!" spoke the fedora-wearing man who was leaning on the wall, as he jumped forward and attacked Bob Rafei.

"Dammit Yugi Naka,** you promised you wouldn't do this!" Billy Hatcher screamed.

"I don't make promises," Mr. Naka said, locked in a brawl with Bob Rafei.

"Dad?" Sonic mumbled, his eyes wide.

"Don't worry about me son; take care of Team Sanic!" He managed to say while fighting the other.

He stood silent for a moment before saying "Yes father!" He jumped toward the fight.


Silver: Well that sucks! We only were in this chapter for like ten seconds!

Cookie: So?

Silver: I deserve more recognition!

Red: You have it easy. I wasn't even referenced.

Sky: Oh, I'm so sorry! (hugs Red)

Red: Thank you, Sky.

Bean: Alls of you has it simply! I doesn't think that I'm ever coming back!

Silver: Who are you?

Bean: Me points exactly.

*Bob Rafei was behind Sonic Boom, which is set in an alternate universe, has awkward redesigns for the cast, and was not well received as it was practically in its early development stages when it was released. He is an American game producer.

**Yugi Naka is the original creator of Sonic The Hedgehog. He is a wonderful person. You should worship him. jk. Please don't take that seriously, unless you want to worship him... in which case, who am I to stop you?