An: I am at homesick. I am totally skipping school which makes me sad. Let's face it, I'm a nerd! Instead of working on my Biology paper due in days, I decided to update. This chapter is a little filler. Nothing much happens. Jess is back in this one.

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Chapter 11- You'll Make A Great Dad

-Way Back from Hospital-

The three were piled on the bench in Luke's truck, Rory was half asleep, the other two were wide awake as Luke drove them back to Stars Hollow.

"Rory?" Lorelai called.

"Yeah," she answered sleepily.

She took a deep breath, "I'm pregnant."

"Hmmm."

"Rory? Did you hear mommy?" Lorelai asked, unsure if her daughter heard her.

"Huh?" she said still half asleep.

"Sweetie, can you wake up for two seconds?" Lorelai rubbed her daughter's shoulders.

"Ok. Fine I am up," Rory said as she rubbed her eyes awake. "What? Wait, did you say you are pregnant?" her eyes widen.

"Yes," Lorelai simply replied making brief eye contact with Luke who remained silence.

"Oh my god, how? I mean I know how, but when, who?" she asked in a frazzle.

"One month ago," Lorelai revealed.

"One month ago? I was with you around Christmas," Rory remembered.

"It was after that, the night I didn't come home."

"You mean the night you and Luke supposedly got married?" No one said anything. "Oh my god, it's Luke! Luke got you pregnant!" she exclaimed and then her face contorted in slight disgust. "No offense."

"Well, yeah," Lorelai carried off.

"It's true. Isn't it?" She turned to Luke. He nodded in response still looking straight ahead. "This is great! I'm ecstatic! I always wanted a little brother or sister."

"You literally just got a sister," she pointed out.

"Yeah, but that is different. I get to see this one grow up."

"Sweets, you know this probably means Europe is canceled. I'll be in my third trimester."

"I figured, but who cares, we can go some other time. The baby can come. I don't know what I am missing," Rory told her empathetically.

A watery smile formed on Lorelai's face and she said, "thank you for being so understanding." Rory returned the smile.

"Aww, I am so happy!" Rory continued to gush. "So Luke, you are going to be a dad."

"Joy to the world," he spoke sarcastically.

Rory looked at Lorelai and she gave a sympathetic look.

-X-

Around 5:30 am the next morning, Lorelai woke up and rushed to the bathroom.

"This kid is definitely Luke's," she groaned to herself and threw her head into the toilet as the wave of nausea passed through her.

It took her about an hour until she was able to find herself back into her bedroom. She picked up the phone and dialed a number that she knew by heart.

"Hello?" Luke answered the diner's phone, pulling its cord to allow him to start taking the stools off the counter.

"This kid doesn't resemble my being," she grumbled.

"Who the hell is this?" he asked. He was exhausted from the previous late, world wind of a night.

"What that hell do you mean 'who the hell is this'? It's Lorelai, remember, your wife, the woman whom you impregnated? The woman who is now up at 5 friggin' 30 to puke her guts out while you stand there, deny me coffee, and go 'ha-ha, I totally banged her'."

Luke fought the urge to smile hearing her rant. Instead he admitted, "If it helps, I don't remember the whole banging part."

"No, it doesn't."

"Maybe it wasn't that good," he teasingly said.

"Hello, this is me you are talking about? It was probably great! I totally rocked your world!" She told him as she made herself comfortable on her bed.

"Are you having those mood swings like they show on TV?" Luke changed the subject.

Lorelai's face fell and she said, "I know you can't see me, but I hope you know I'm giving you a very dirty look right now."

"It's a mood swing." The line was quiet. "So…"

"That's all I called for. See ya later," she hung up.

Luke looked at the phone, shook his head and put it down.

'It is going to be a long 8 months and then 18 years of jam hands,' he thought.

-X-

-Diner-

"Coffee please," Lorelai asked as she took a seat at the counter.

Luke leaned in and told her, "No."

"C'mon, have a heart," Lorelai pleaded.

"No, how about herbal tea?" he countered.

"Does it taste like coffee?" She asked.

"No, but I can try," he offered.

"Really?" her eyes filled with hope.

"Nope," he told her.

Lorelai scowled. "Mean!"

"I have other important customer." Luke started to walk away from the counter.

"You have Kirk sitting at a table for four. Kirk is not VIP."

"Hey!" Kirk protested.

"Sorry Kirk, I'm just trying to get some coffee. You know I had coffee at the inn," she smirked.

"Crap, I should have told Sookie not to give you any," he said realizing she had a loophole.

"What are you going to tell her?" She countered.

"Umm…" He tried to think quickly, but not quick enough.

"Ha! I win!" she threw her hands up in the air.

"Well, we are going to have to tell the town. They are going to know sooner or later," Luke pointed out in a softer voice, so Kirk didn't hear.

"Oh, you mean when I get fat," Lorelai blatantly announced.

"You're not going to get fat," his voice turned to a whisper, "there's just a baby in your stomach." He tried to make her understand.

"Technically, there's not a baby, but a fetus in my uterus, not stomach."

"Potato, Po-tah-to," he brushed off.

"There's a difference and it's in the form of pain," she pointed out.

"No coffee," he firmly told her walking away to take Kirk's order.

-X-

"Luke's," Luke answered the phone later that afternoon.

"Hi Luke, it's Nicole Leahy from the law firm," he heard the lady announce.

"Oh hi," he said he pulled the phone into the kitchen.

"I just wanted to tell you that I'm drawing up the papers for the divorce. I should have them ready and mailed to you in about two weeks."

"Ok, great," he mumbled into the receiver.

"Do you need me to contact Lorelai as well?" Nicole offered.

"No, I can tell her that," he told her

"Ok, then. I expect to hear back for you as soon as the papers are fine."

"Will do. Thanks, bye." He sighed and went back to work.

-X-

Rory and Jess were sitting on the bench in the park in the town square. Rory was reading while Jess was kissing her neck.

"Jess, I'm reading," Rory told him as she pulled away from him.

"So am I," Jess told her and then continued.

"No, you are kissing my neck," she stated.

"Fine I'll stop," he pulled away, reluctantly.

"Good boy," she put the book down and turned slight to face him. "Did you hear, mom and Luke are having a baby?" she asked.

Jess shifted uncomfortable. "Don't they move fast."

"They didn't plan on it," Rory shared.

"I figured."

"Just making sure."

"So, I'm going have a new cousin," Jess said.

"Yup," she agreed.

"I bet Luke is freaking out," Jess pointed out, knowingly.

"He wasn't doing a happy dance last night," Rory confirmed.

"He will make a great dad though," he said.

Rory's eye widened, "Really? Coming from you?"

Jess looked down and said, "Well, I am not the best example. I was already screwed up when I got here."

"You should tell him that," Rory encouraged.

"I think he knows I'm screwed up," Jess said with a smirk.

"Jess," she shot him a look.

"You think he'll listen to me?" he asked.

"I really think he will," she admitted.

-X-

-Later That Night-

Jess walked into the apartment after his last shifted.

"Glad you decided to show up," Luke said, taking sip of water dressed in his sweats for bed.

"I hear you knocked up Lorelai," he blatantly said. "You really do have Ross as your Idol. He pined for Rachel for years, married her, then made her cook his bun in her oven."

"How do you know that?" Luke asked, putting his now empty glass in the sink.

"I watch Friends. It gives me a good laugh once in a while," Jess revealed as he made his way to his corner of the apartment.

"Jess," the older man sternly warned as he made his way to his bed.

"Rory told me," Jess shared.

"Ok, well goodnight," Luke said, climbing into bed.

"You'll make a great Dad," he said before he turned away from him and went to bed

Luke's face gaped open in shock.

-X-


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