(After another heated quarrel between the Hero of Time and her sidekick, Link and Co. finally entered the Fortress. The Fortress was infested with attractive Gerudos—or, in this game, Pirates. Now, if this was Totally Messed, Older Link would have had the time of his life. Zora Link would have too, if these women weren't the ones who kidnapped his…erm…"acquaintance's" eggs. However, since being a Zora the entire time would have been too conspicuous, Link used his recently acquired Stone Mask to become a stealthy ninja—er, rock—to get around the Fortress. When reaching the head pirate's room in the complex, he found that he got the newfound experience of eavesdropping of two Gerudo. Considering that he's been arguing with his fairy for this entire loop, this must have been the least eventful thing that Link had discovered in the past three days. It was at this point, he came across a spontaneous bee and proceeded to watch it as it flew into its hive on the room of the head pirate's room. However, when the bee no longer distracted him, Link overheard the following…)
"I've been waiting for you!" a Gerudo dressed in red smiled expectantly at another Gerudo. "And, did you find the rest of the eggs?"
"Shh!" Navi shushed at Link, flying out of his hat to ding this command at him.
"You shh!" Link hushed to Navi, glaring at her.
"No, you shh!" Navi hissed back at Link.
"Both of you shh!!!" Tatl hushed at the two of them at once.
"…N-No. B-but…That's beca…" was the weak reply of the second Gerudo; she was dressed in white.
"What are you trying to pull here?!?" the imperial Gerudo shouted, "If people hear the great pirates have lost the treasure they stole, we'll become the laughing stock!"
"Yes, b-but Aveil…" the second one stuttered. "The sea is strangely murky where we were attacked by sea snakes…"
"S-s-sea sn-snakes!" Link whispered loudly, turning pale. "Lulu's Diary never mentioned those!"
"That's because she didn't know about them!" Navi snapped, "The Sea Snakes happened after Lulu's eggs were egg-napped."
"Shh!" Tatl shushed.
"Silence!" Aveil yelled, "That's why the Zoras can't send for any help!"
"Oh?" Navi paused.
"Now that the eggs are gone, the Zoras should be frantically searching for them." Aveil snapped at the other Gerudo, "If we don't hurry, the Zoras will get to them before we do!"
"How many did they lose?" Link trembled. Retrieving…Lulu's eggs would be way harder than he thought.
"Shh!" Tatl shushed again.
"There are four eggs here now." Aveil stated, "Hurry! Go find the other three eggs before those sea snakes eat them!"
"No! Not my children!" Link gasped.
"So you finally admit it!" Navi said triuphantly.
"Shhh!" Tatl hissed, "Sheesh!"
"…Understood…" responded the second Gerudo's, hanging her head. She dragged her feet as she walked to the door.
"Wait!" Aveil thundered.
(The miserable Gerudo halted in her tracks.)
"The Zora eggs are the only clue we have about that dragon cloud floating over the bay…" Aveil said.
"What dragon cloud?" Link asked Navi.
Tatl flew up to Link's face, "We've been here as long as you have and have collected as much information as you did. What makes you think we know more?"
"Shh!" Navi hushed this time.
"If what that strange, masked one says is true…" Aveil trailed off; she grinned.
"Strange masked one!?" Tatl whispered loudly, dinging like a bell.
"Skull kid!" Link whispered dramatically.
Navi paused, looking at the description above, "What kind of lame and clichéd fanfic is this?!"
Shh!
"And if we can get our hands on the treasure that lies sleeping in the temple in that dragon cloud…" Aveil continued, "Then we can spend the rest of our lives living the good life!"
"Who'd wanna serve pirates?!" Link wondered to Navi.
"Shh!" Navi shushed at Link.
"So get a move on and go find them! Now!!!" Aveil snapped.
"Understood!!!" the Gerudo exclaimed, clearly re-motivated.
(With that, the underling Gerudo left the room.)
"We can't let them succeed!" Link exclaimed, swinging his sword around. "For the safety of Lulu's eggs!"
"Why are you swinging your sword around like that?" Tatl asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I don't know, I thought it would make me look more heroic," Link said slowly.
"Never mind that now," Navi interjected, "What are we going to do?"
(IT'S ONA TIME! LOL! YAYS! ROFL! OM—…I'll shut up now…)
"We have a good view of their leader's room from here." Tatl reported seriously to the other two, "And I bet if you needed to, you could shoot an arrow through _____________!"
"What the heck?" Link and Navi asked at the same time, very puzzled by this verbal underline.
"What?" Tatl asked, looking at their bewildered expressions.
"What a weird ONA!" Link stated.
"'_____________'?" Navi quoted Tatl's line earlier. "What are you? A computer?"
"Navi what's a computer?" Link asked..
"I have no—" Navi started.
No! Don't even say it! You guys keep overusing that line, so it's now clichéd for this story!
All Navi could do is give the intercom a blank stare, "…Could you at least tell us what's with the '_____________'?"
When my sister was writing the script, the text on the screen went by too fast for her. She didn't get a chance to copy it down.
"That explains it." Navi shrugged.
"But what are we supposed to do?" Link asked, looking at the intercom.
…You figure it out! You're the main character.
"Ouch." Tatl flinched at this remark.
(On that note, Link impulsively hauled his bow and arrow out and shot the spontaneous beehive, which fell to the ground almost immediately. (He wasn't under the magical control of the authoress! What are you talking about?!) The bees, who were fairly annoyed due to the destruction of their hive, began to attack the Gerudo women, and thus making them run out of the room, shrieking (endless amounts of fun). After the authoress stopped laughing at the Gerudo women, Link headed down to room and started stealing from pirates' hideout.)
"Hey Navi!" Link called to Navi, opening a treasure chest, placed right in the middle of the room. "Look what I found!"
(DUN NU NU NUUUUUUUUUU! Link got the Hookshot! Only it looked crappier than the one he had in the previous game. And that's saying something. o.o)
"Dude? What would you need this for?" Navi asked Link, "It's not like you had a hard time getting in without it."
"I dunno—" Link started.
"HEY GUYS! LOOK!" Tatl yelled, flying over something like she usually does with ONA.
(Tatl had appropriately had flown in front of a large fish tank, however the aquatic item in it was a large spherical thing, which was much larger than Link's head. It had a baby blue appearance with blue spots all over, so one could say it had the same colouring of a Zora, so it must have been one of—)
"Sweet! One of Lulu's eggs!" Link proclaimed enthusiastically.
"Here! Link, I've got an idea!" Navi reported, pointing upwards.
(Navi pointed above the fish tank, where some there were wooden planks. Whichever lame architect decided to put planks above the Zora Egg fishtank, it nearly gave the impression that they had forgotten to put a 'Please Hookshot Here' sign on it.)
"You should Hookshot there, put your Zora mask on, go into the water, and scoop up the egg with your bottle! Then you get out of there, and—" Navi explained very carefully to Link.
"Hold on, wait just a minute." Link interrupted, holding his hand out. "You want me, to go in there and scoop that thing up with my bottle?"
"Yes, that's what I said, isn't it?" Navi said.
"In case you haven't noticed, that one egg is bigger than my own head! How am I suppost to put it in this puny little bottle?" Link held up his bottle; it was, much smaller than his head.
(This question took Navi a few seconds of deep thought to come up with a suitable answer.)
"Link, whenever I'm mad at you, I could easily shove your head into that bottle. Now why can't you do the same?" Navi recommended sweetly.
"Hey! You're right!" Link exclaimed, unperturbed.
(Link then Hookshotted the wooden planks, put his Zora mask on, dove into the water and scooped up one of hi—…Lulu's eggs. But just as he emerged from the surface and climbed up onto the edge of the Zora tank, Tatl's ONA instinctively kicked in.)
"Isn't this a Zora egg? I wonder how we can carry it?" Tatl pondered, even though Link had already put the bottle away.
"…Tatl…" Navi sighed.
(It was this point in time where Link decided to systematically (or, as word document thesaurus insists, scientifically) run around the fortress to get all the Zora eggs. This would have been more enjoyable if Link didn't keep running into pirates.)
"Halt!" yelled a Gerudo's voice from…nowhere…in particular…?
"AAAHHHHHH!" Link screamed, falling backwards, causing his Stone Mask to fall off.
(The Gerudo jumped down from the ceiling…similar to what happened in the last game. How do they do that anyway?!)
"It takes courage to come thieving in the Pirate's Fortress!" the Gerudo hissed. "I'm going to love doing this to you!"
(This was probably the point in time where the narrator decided to be as lazy as the scriptwriter.)
"…Wait, what?" Navi asked.
(And thus the gal was defeated.)
"Ugh. Don't think it ends here!" the Gerudo chick sighed, being the first victim of extreme laziness within this chapter.
(Link found the next egg.)
"That's as far as you go!" yelled a Gerudo, who, like others, promptly fell from the ceiling.
"—What the?!" Link screamed at the intercom. "Three paragraphs ago we were in an entirely different part of the complex! What the heck!?"
OKAY FINE!
FLASHBACK
(Link found himself walking through the Pirate's Fortress, wearing his Stone Mask. This rather amused him due to the fact that the Stone Mask made him invisible like a rock among a landslide. However, there were no sign of any other rocks in the complex, and yet he still remained unnoticed. Odd. Anyways, he stealthily crept around like ninja in front of the other guards, who were marching around. On occasion they would advance towards him without even knowing he was there. This was problematic. So Link drew his sword.)
"LINK!" Navi yelled, "The writer has already determined that you are a 'wonderful' artist, yet even so, you continue to make this running gag!"
"But aren't these evil women with their mid-drift showing utterly inspiring?" Link gasped, as the Gerudo guard slowly advanced upon him. "Plus, if I hold my sword right beside her, it will make the picture even more dramatic!!!"
"…Why hasn't she heard us yet…?" Tatl gulped, gazing at approaching female in terror.
(As the Guard, only centimeters from Link's face, advanced towards him, Navi yanked the sword from Link's hand, and sliced the guard right on her mid-drift. As the screech of her agony echoed through the complex several times, blood oozed from her wound as she fell forward, DEAD! Okay, maybe not, since this fanfic is K+ (even though with all the suggestive comments we made in this chapter could make this fanfic rated T). A guard, just a meter away from this woman, looked around her and started walking about as she normally would. In fact the only ones who noticed that the Gerudo female was dead, were the three heroes we know of.)
"Dude. We just killed her, yet nobody noticed…" Tatl noted, looking at the dead person on the ground before them.
"…How did they not hear the scream?" Navi wondered.
(Link would have said something, but he was only staring at his sketchbook in horror: the Gerudo had splattered blood on his drawing! Within a few seconds, the Gerudo got up on her feet, picked up her spear, and proceeded to turn around and walk away. How she didn't notice the blood on her pants, no one knew…)
END OF FLASHBACK
"How unfortunate. You won't be getting past here!" the Gerudo proclaimed, ignoring the flashback to the best of her ability.
THERE! NOW CAN I BE LAZY?!
"Okay, fine." Link sighed.
"Wait…did the roof just speak—?" the Gerudo started.
(With that, there was an unprompted earthquake throughout the complex, which made a loose stone break free and fall on the Gerudo's head. The Gerudo was immediately defeated! What are you talking about? I'm not abusing my powers of being narrator to the point where I used spontaneous powers to get on with the plot! What are you smoking? …Aw, crap. Another suggestive theme.)
"Ugh! Not bad…" the Gerudo coughed before passing out. "But don't think it ends here!"
(And Link got the next egg. And as he continued through the complex, Link came across yet another Gerudo.)
"Halt!" the Gerudo called out to Link before jumping down from the ceiling.
"You know, in the script, this is the last battle…" Link pointed out, looking over the script which he somehow had gotten a hold of, and reading(?) it over.
Yes? You're point?
"It takes courage to come thieving in the Pirates' Fortress!" the Gerudo declared. "I'm going to love doing this to you!"
"Couldn't you at least add some detail to this battle? Please?" Link pleaded, giving the narrator cute little puppy eyes.
I've already been pretty descriptive with this chapter compared to the other chapters. Plus I am already on my forty-third page of writing, still with two whole pages of script to go, AND I haven't even gotten to the question for this chapter! Heck, this is even longer than chapter twelve in the previous fic already! Which is pretty sad considering that for that chapter, I was given twelve pages of script when for this one I was only given seven!
"Yeah? So?" Link asked the narrator as Tatl and Navi, obviously bored with this already, had flown into Link's hat and played Tales of Symphonia. "You're point?"
…Good point.
(Link, our valiant, striking, fearlessly bold hero, gracefully raised up his sword from his sheath. As its golden blade grazed the edges of the currently-unknown-coloured-sheath, the sound that erupted from it was a sound was comparable to sand paper, only more refined. The blade, which was distinguished but also a morsel larger than he was, held in the strong, caliced, and experienced hand of its wielder. His delicate and sleek fingers clenched the handle of the gallant bastard sword with strength that rivaled one of countless men, which was exceptionally outstanding for a youthful man of fourteen.
His attractive, gorgeous, sexy, and supercilious opponent hoisted her crooked rapiers, one elevated above her scarlet hair, the other guarding low in front of her slender calves. The sole of our young hero's boot scuffed the plane of the flooring. With that, Link leapt forwards, about to pierce the feral sea-woman through the heart; while he soared through the atmosphere, his slender and lustrous jaw unhinged to let out an intense and an infuriated battle cry, which echoed through the corridors of his rival's stronghold. His throat sustained this roar until his blade slashed a sizeable slit in the side of the Gerudo's leg and her 'harem pants', as fashion on Earth prefers to describe it.
Now, as the extensive and polished silver gold blade severed the side of the superb woman's leg, she let out a ghastly shriek that gouged the hearts of any who perceived the sound. Once his acute ears were made aware of this vanquished shriek, his lips cracked into an effortless grin, for even the microorganisms existing underneath Link's fingernails could deduce that—)
"FOR THE LOVE OF NAYRU! WILL YOU SHUT UP!?" Link yelled at the intercom.
What? Didn't you like it?
"Well, I did sound rather cool…" Link admitted, cocking his head to the side.
Navi whizzed out of Link's hat, "But think about you poor readers!"
"Ow…" the Gerudo mumbled, clutching her leg, "My leg. …And my pants."
But wasn't it beautiful?!
"Come on! 'For even the microorganisms existing underneath Link's fingernails'?" Tatl quoted the narrator's earlier speech. "Isn't that going a bit far?"
"And what about your ratings?!" Link continued to rant. "This chapter already jeopardizes your K+ rating!"
…I put a warning at the beginning of the chapter…
"After you described the bacteria under my fingernails—which I do NOT have, by the way," Link said, "—you were going to describe all the bacteria on the cloth, slowly wiggling their way into the gash in the random chick's leg. Thus it became infected!"
Hey that's a good idea… Here, I'll go add it in—
"NO!" screamed everyone except the narrator herself.
(The Gerudo was defeated…)
"Ugh." The Gerudo sighed with relief. "Don't think it ends here!"
(And so Link got the last of…Lulu's eggs in the Fortress and unexpectedly swam to the Seaside Lab, or whatever its called. As soon as he entered it he saw a large fish tank with bars attached to the far wall, and standing beside it was a man who, in Hyrule, was the—)
"Hey look! It's the Goatman from Lake Hylia!" Link gasped.
"I beg your pardon—" the Goatman started.
"Gasp! You're right!" Navi gaped.
"Who?" Tatl asked.
"Back in our world, we have a copy of all the people here in this world. This guy was the Goatman from our largest lake!" Navi exclaimed.
"Goat…man…" Tatl pondered, regarding the Goatman from head to toe. "I never really thought of that… But now that you mention it, he really does look like a goat!"
"What happened to the rest of the eggs?" The Goatman exclaimed, his Goatman senses tingling. "The eggs can't hatch if they aren't all together."
"If they will hatch!" Link emphasized, glaring at Navi while he said this.
"Hurry! Find the rest of the eggs and put them in the aquarium." The Goatman exclaimed, flailing around…like the Manta Ray Zora.
"Erp! Okay!" Link obeyed, wide-eyed, as he hurriedly put his four eggs in the tank.
"So, the other three eggs are in the possession of the Sea Snakes?" Tatl turned to Navi while Link put the eggs in the fish tank.
"Yes…" Navi confirmed, "Now how are we going to get there?"
(Link opened the second bottle, and dumped the contents larger than his head into the tank.)
"Good question." Tatl frowned, "I don't know the Great Bay's geography well enough to guide Link to the Sea Snakes."
"Don't worry!" Navi smiled, "All we have to do is use our imagination!"
(As Link hopped off the top of tank, which was also barred, for some reason, Navi clasped her hands together, almost as if she were going to start praying. Then, she split her hands and revealed a small rainbow suspended between her hands.)
"…This chapter has been making lots of references so far…" Link paused, looking at the rainbow, and getting a violent urge to eat pineapples for some reason.
"Shut up, Squidward!" Navi snapped back at Link.
(All Link could decide on doing was explore the Great Bay as soon as he left the lab. He saw a hut on shore and waltzed in; there he saw a big, buff fisherman, a yellow and glowing seahorse. Zora Link inspected the seahorse. It spoke to him. O.o)
"Help me…" pleaded the seahorse; Link almost jumped out of his mask. "Please, take me back to the waters near Pinnacle Rock…"
"…Okay, wow. That's just…" Link stared.
"Are you interested in that fish?" the fisherman questioned. "It's a rare fish, isn't it?"
"What is it?" asked Navi, speaking through Link's ears.
"It's called a sea horse. I caught it swimming around here." The fisherman boasted. "Just off of Pinnacle Rock."
(Link stared at the fisherman, putting on his best businessman look. He gave the fisherman what he hoped would be a serious look and put on a fake smile. Unfortunately, Link's stare was reminiscent of Mikau's expression just before he died. The fake smile was Link holding up his bow.)
"Uh…Since it's rare," the fisherman said giving Link a strange look, "I was thinking of, uh, selling it at the town carnival…which will be, um, you know…starting soon. Okay, quit staring at me like that!"
"Oh really?" Link asked, lowing his fake smile. But then he remembered the moon fell on the night before any sales. Oh snap.
The fisherman twitched. "Uh, if you want, I'll give it to you."
Link smirked, this was going to be easy! "SWEET! I'LL TAKE IT—"
"On two conditions…" the fisherman interrupted Link's declaration of joy.
Or not. Zora Link sighed, "…Oh…"
"First condition is that you'll never come within a hundred yards of this shop again. The second…well, do you have a pictograph of the female pirates?" the fisherman asked.
"Ew, he's a creeper!" Tatl whispered to Navi.
"No! But I have a drawing of one!" Link exclaimed enthusiastically.
(Link yanked out his sketchbook and displayed his artistic masterpiece in radiance to the fisherman. The fisherman in turn, fainted.)
"See?! Isn't it fabulous?" Link asked gleefully, turning around to show off his sketchbook to Tatl and Navi, who had were still in his head; the sketchbook was infested with barnacles, due to Link's fishy form.
"…Well, aren't you a crafty one?" Navi groaned sarcastically as she banged her head against Link's skull.
(Just then, Tatl flew out of Link's hat-head, high-jacked one of his bottles and scooped the seahorse and then—! DUN NUN NUN NUUUUUUUUUU! Tatl got a Seahorse for Link! Mmmm…! Looks tasty…)
"Thank you." the Seahorse smiled. "Hurry! Before he wakes up, take me to the waters near Pinnacle Rock…"
(And with that, Link proceeded to swim off into the sunrise, but since he was heading the wrong way, he had to turn around and swim to Pinnacle Rock. However, when he got there, a Zora talked to him just outside the entrance.)
"Mikau, haven't you seen any gold-coloured fish around here?" the Zora asked Zora Link, treading water.
"Erm… No…?" Link paused uncertainly, though the seahorse was a yellow aquatic animal, it was not really a fish.
"Gold-coloured fish know this area very well." The Zora explained for no apparent reason. "I was thinking of getting one to guide me to Pinnacle Rock…"
"Pinnacle Rock?" Zora Link turned to converse with the…erm…creatures living in his head. "Isn't that where we were going?"
"If the water wasn't so murky, I wouldn't have to rely on the guidance from a gold-coloured fish." The Zora sighed wistfully, shaking his head.
(While the Zora had blathered on to himself, Zora Link had already fled into Pinnacle Rock. It was at that point he released the Seahorse.)
"You have strange powers, Link." The Seahorse told Link, floating in the water.
"Evidently you do too since you knew that my name was Link without me even telling you!" Link stated.
"I have a request for you. Please follow me." The Seahorse told Link, turning 180 and began swimming straight into the murky water.
(As the glowing yellow seahorse led the Zoran male throughout the maze of murky water, the Seahorse forcefully withheld his murderous intentions towards Link, who wouldn't stop singing 'Follow The Leader'. It was a miracle there was no bloodshed by the time they got to the other side of the maze.)
"Yay! We're here!" Link proclaimed in a childish fashion.
"Here in the depths of Pinnacle Rock live many dangerous sea snakes…" the Seahorse said, sounding relieved that Link had finally stopped singing that annoying song.
"Sweet!" Tatl exclaimed, flying out of Link's head. "We found the Sea Snakes!"
"Now we can save Link's children!" Navi concluded, flying out of Link's head and into the water—since both her and Tatl had a strange ability to breath underwater.
The Seahorse couldn't ignore the statement Navi made; "…What?"
"Link is a proud father of seven children." Navi informed the confused Seahorse.
The seahorse rounded on Link, "Congratulations…I don't know what to say."
"I SAID IT WASN'T ME!" Link yelled in defiance as he swatted the aggravating fairy.
"Erm, anyways………My friend is trapped here." The Seahorse continued, "Link, can you please find a way to rid the area of all the sea snakes and help my friend?"
"Well, I was planning on defeating all three already—" Link started, considering how convenient this turned out to be.
(Navi, who had flown over to the edge of Pinnacle Rock, noted a large pit, which was riddled with seven huge holes in the sides.)
"Link… I think there's more than just three…" Navi gulped, gazing down into the pit.
"Please do this for me. Please defeat all the vicious sea snakes and save my friend." The Seahorse pleaded in desperation, swimming over to Link.
"Why sure!" Link exclaimed triumphantly. "I'll be ready any day to defeat those guys! Besides, how big could they be?"
(Link threw himself into the pit, and slowly sank to the bottom. Now, as he past one of the large holes, a Sea Snake, which the scriptwriter compared to a sideways skyscraper, immediately catapulted towards our unsuspecting Zora. Link reflexively swam away due to the adrenaline rush this humongous thing gave him. This wouldn't have been such a problem if it didn't swim after him.)
"OH BY THE WAY!!!" The Seahorse called down the hole. "SEA SNAKES ARE VERY TERRITORIAL! THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE THEIR NESTS, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE BEING HELD!"
"…NOW YOU TELL ME!" Link yelled back at the Seahorse once he finally managed to swim away from the pursuing Sea Snake. However, because our hero is rather unlucky, he coincidently ran head first into another one, was promptly eaten, and without delay, spat out, "AND THEY'RE NOT MINE! I SWEAR!!!"
(Since the scriptwriter, my sister, almost died because she didn't know how to defeat those bloody snakes, I shall tell you how, because I'm nice. I think. Anyways, Link must defeat all the Sea Snakes using his "Zora's Shield"—which we didn't know about—which can be activated by pressing R. Hover right below the Snake hole and when the Sea Snake lungs out at Link, Link must swim up, and use Zora's Shield with R, and hit the weak part in their neck. You must do this twice for each Sea Snake. Now, in reward, in the, now empty, holes there will be an egg, a treasure chest with Rupees in it or a jar which will provide Link with health/magic. You could technically break the Seahorse's promise by just getting the eggs and running, however, the scriptwriter and I are too nice to do that. Because, not only is this fanfic a story, but it's also a Game Guide. On that note, Link beat the final stupid Sea Snake and inside was neither, chest, egg, or pot, but another Seahorse. Thus the two Seahorses are reunited!)
"Thank you, Link." The Seahorse smiled.
(We shall now briefly focus on our hero: He was covered from head to toe in bruises, cuts and scrapes, all of which stung in the salt water. His right shoulder looked dislocated, and his left hand might have had a broken bone hidden in there somewhere. Heck, the way his ribs were bruised and how his left leg was morphed, Link looked like he could die at any second. And all of his countless injuries made him look considerably more undead than a Redead; like Mikau did near the beginning of this chapter. The extreme irony of this was that Link was wearing Mikau's mask.)
All the Seahorse said was: "This is a symbol of my deepest gratitude."
(Link then received a Heart Piece, AKA Piece of a Heart. And thus, all of Link's injuries disappeared, like they were never even there to begin with. Link, about to thank the Seahorse, turned to see that he and the other Seahorse were kissing each other…repeatingly. For those of you who have not played the game, you will find this will give you an extremely odd mental image. But non-the less, they kiss, and thus Link got bored rather quickly and decided to swim away.)
(Link got lost in the maze trying to getout of Pinnacle Rock, and for some reason, this transported him to the beginning of the maze. He then headed to the Goatman Laboratory to drop off the last of the eggs. Link, climbing on top of the cage—er, I mean 'fish tank', then put all the eggs in the tank.)
"FINALLY!" Link exclaimed, "All…the…eggs…are…back…together…!"
"Good. All of the eggs have been brought together." The Goatman said.
"I just said that," Link glared.
(The Goatman looked at the tank and gasped in his ever so Goatman way.)
"…It's going to start." The Goatman exclaimed.
"What's going to start?" Link paused.
"Quick! Come to the front of the aquarium!" The Goatman demanded obdurately.
(So Link jumped off the fish tank and moved in front of the glass. There, he glanced upon all seven eggs, that had miraculously arranged themselves like the Seven Dragon Balls in Dragon Ball Z. But that's not important. The eggs, slowly becoming transparent, showed little silhouettes and soon revealed cute little aquatic creatures that resembled tadpoles, only with endearing little eyes, and the same blue colouring, AND THEY WERE THE CUTEST LITTLE THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN! DAWWWWW!(And thus it was made blatantly obvious that this fanfiction writer was, indeed, female.) Ahem. Despite the fact that they had just emerged from the eggs a few seconds before, they began to swim upwards, towards Link and the Goatman. Then, they held their position with their present buoyancy and stuck they're tails up.)
"L-look at this!" the Goatman stuttered, flailing his arms. "What does this mean…"
Link and Co. could only say one thing upon the sight in the glass: "The heck—?"
"What in the world could this mean?" the Goatman stuttered again, still flailing about.
(From the eyes of the Goatman and Link, the Zora children arranged themselves into something the looked like a song. Their bodies positioned to look like musical notes and the stripes in the background filling in for bars.)
"…I've got it! Don't you understand?" the Goatman exclaimed, turning to Link expectantly, which one should never do.
"Link is a father!" Tatl gaped staring at the eggs in horror.
"…Okay, maybe there is the slightest possibility that I could be." Link huffed, turning his head to the side. "However, it could have been one of the other members of the band!"
"Oh, come on, Link!" Navi snapped at the Zoran man. "Five band members, INCLUDING Lulu! That's not a lot to go by! Think about it! Evan has no visible eyeballs, and that other Zora was fat! And that other guy Japas, proclaimed that Lulu wasn't interesting in him! Mikau was the only reasonable answer!"
"Look Navi, I am NOT the father of these children! I—" Link yelled yet again, glaring at Navi, before turning towards the glass.
(Link peeked at the seven Zora hatchlings in the fish tank.)
Link became speechless at this sight "I…"
(The Zora children gazed at the glass, looking at Link, who, in turn, looked back.)
"Awww…" Link cooed, completely captivated by these charming hatchlings. "They're so cute…"
(Tatl and Navi stared.)
"And look how talented they are!" Link exclaimed, looking at his children with pride. "They were just born a few seconds ago and already they've taken up a music! Just like daddy and mommy!"
"The way theses Zora children have lined up… It means…" the Goatman gasped in his Goatman fashion.
"I wonder what the tune they made sounds like…" Link cooed, taking out his Ocarina Guitar; he wanted to hear the music his newborn children created.
(Link whipped out his Ocarina Guitar and followed the tune the Zora children were in (they must have been very annoyed with their daddy since he took such a long time to cue onto this). And once Link recreated the tune, the Zora children sang along. Awwww!!! It's so cute! OwO! (cough) Link learned New Wave Bossa—or whatever it's called.)
"That! Yes, it's that instrument!" the Goatman exclaimed waving his arms around.
"Hmm…" Navi pondered. "If these Zoras were born to teach this song…"
"Then we must hurry!" Tatl concluded Navi's statement.
"You must play this song for the Zora who laid these eggs." The Goatman screamed at Link, flailing his arms around repeatedly.
(But Link wasn't paying any attention to the Goatman.)
"…and your name shall be Mi, and yours will be Fa…" Link trailed off, tracing his finger on the glass.
"LINK! We need to go back and play the song to Lulu!" Tatl hissed at Link.
"…Must we?" Link pleaded more than asked.
"Yes! Because don't you want Lulu to hear the lovely piece that your children created?" Navi asked.
"Okay!" Link exclaimed, waltzing merrily out the door, "She'll be so proud of them!"
(And so, Link walked outside.)
"Didn't you see?" Link asked Navi and Tatl.
"See what?" Navi humored Link; she figured it was the best way to deal with a proud father.
"They looked just like—" Link grinned widely, but then he stopped mid-stride. "Wait… THEY AREN'T MINE!"
(Link went to Zora Cape, which is just outside the Zora place with no name because of the stupid scriptwriter. Anyways, Lulu was there, looking out at the sea like before, but a big and spontaneous island with palm trees on it decided to ruin/block her view. Link, with no questions asked, decided to play the song he learned from his kids. When Link played the song, Lulu, who had APPARENTLY lost her voice, began to sing along. With that, the island turned into a turtle. …Duuuuddee… There was a gigantic splash, and the Turtle faced Link. )
"Mm… Mm… Yeeeaaawn!" yawned the Turtle.
"What the heck?" Link asked.
Tatl's eyes widened, "It's a turtle!"
"I slept quite well!" the Turtle yawned.
"…Termina is so weird…" Navi sighed, putting her forehead in the palm of her hand.
"I just realized this when I opened my eyes. The passing of the days is quite quick." The Turtle grinned. "Isn't it, Lulu?"
(Link, Navi, Tatl, and Lulu all jumped in surprise at the same time.)
"Yes, Lulu. It's nothing to be surprised at." The Turtle smiled, paying no attention to the other people who jumped. "Although my eyes were closed in sleep, I still see everything that occurs in this ocean…"
"What…the…heck…" Lulu paused.
"Dude. That is just creepy!!!" Link shivered imagining what this chapter would have been like if Link had known that the turtle was watching him so obsessively.
"…Hmm. It seems Lulu is confused." The Turtle noted.
"You sounded just like the Random Owl right there…" Link told the Turtle.
"What is it with the Zelda games and making such strange animals?" Navi asked.
"Regrettably, there is no time for idle conversation." The Turtle sighed.
"I'd prefer you over the Random owl any day!" Link exclaimed, looking at the Turtle in awe, "You actually know when to shut up."
So would I, Link… So would I…
"Now then, proud Zora warrior…" the Turtle smiled at Link. "The open seas of Great Bay have need of your might. Quickly. Climb onto my back."
"Alrighty!" Link smirked, about to pull off his mask and use Hookshot on the palm trees.
"Mikau, what's going on?" Lulu asked Link, making him stop in mid-stride. "And my voice… What happened to me—?"
(It was at that point that Link ran up to Lulu and gave her a big Zora hug.)
"Mikau—?! What are you—?!" Lulu stuttered, giving the man she loved a strange look.
"Go see at the Laboratory, you'll understand." Link smiled, squeezing her tighter, for she was the first person he could trust with his exceedingly emotional emotions. "Also, I've got names for them already…"
"Then—!" Lulu started, releasing herself from the hug and looking Link in the eye.
(There was a blinding flash of light and the next thing Lulu saw was a small boy wearing green, Hookshoting a tree on the back of the Turtle. For years to come, this would confuse her greatly.)
