Dean: Holy crap. Randy, get out of my house.
Randy: Nope.
Dean: Hey! That's my line. You can't use that.
Randy: Whatever, Ambrose.
Dean sighed.
Dean: ZACK!
Zack: What?!
Dean: Help me get Randy's unconscious body out of my house.
Randy: But I'm not uncons-
Dean punched him in the face again.
Dean walked upstairs to Zack's bedroom and kicked open the door.
Dean: Didn't I say to get your ass down here- Oh what the FUCK!?
He unfortunately walked in on Zack singing along to "All About That Bass."
Zack: You ever heard of knocking, bro?!
Dean: This is my fucking house, you idiot! And what is this retarded song?!
Zack: It's All About That Bass.
Dean: Isn't this for girls?
Zack: Nope
Dean: Why is everybody using my line today?
Zack: Hey, shouldn't we be filming today's episode?
Dean: Not with you. I've got to get someone else, but who?
Dean brainstormed untill he settled on an idea.
Dean: The hat!
He hadn't used the hat since that incident with AJ, Renee, Emma, and his eventual girlfriend Paige.
Ambrose sprinted toward his room across the hall and quickly pulled it out from under his bedroom.
Dean: It's- It's. It's Big E. Oh, I thought it was going to be somebody more exciting but at least I get along with him.
Zack walks up to the camera with a mic in his hand.
Zack: Tune in tomorrow for the much anticipated new episode of Dean Ambrose Says Nope To Stuff featuring Big E Langston!
Dean: Go to bed, Zack.
Zack: But, I'm not ti-
Dean: I said go to bed, Zack!
Zack: Okay.
Dean: Now. How the hell am I gonna get Randy out of my house? Eh, I'll have Big E carry him out before we film the episode. I'm gonna go take a walk outside and think about my life. See ya, kids.
