YES, I AM BACK! It's been so loooooooooooooooooooooooooong! I'm sorry my little Hetalian dovelings! :) I am here now!

So...After a conversation between Lynn Heartnet (I based my Spamano Chatroom on a chat Lynn did~) I have decided... I am going to make a Steve/Tony Avengers fic. I AM NOT AFRAID~ Ok, I'm very afraid, but I can handle this...? Maybe? XD so anyways, I might make a crossover between Hetalia and the Avengers. Guess who Captain America will be XD~

So here I am now, in all my giddy, Hetalian glory!

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Romano squeaked, twisted around, and kissed the surprised Spaniard on the lips. Spain, utterly shocked, kissed him back. Romano was blushing and almost crying, but smiling almost. It was a very odd mix of emotions. Spain was, selfishly enough, enjoying it thoroughly. Until the curl's effect wore off.

"Fuck...you fucking bastard...! I fucking hate you! Don't...don't DO that! You...!-" He was cut off by another kiss from Antonio.

"Te quiero te quiero te quiero mi Lovi~ Mi pequento tomatino!" The Spanish man mumbled in Spanish. Lovino, having claimed to not know any Spanish (which was a TOTAL lie!), understood everything Toni said. And practically melted right there and then.

Hungary had just woken up. And passed out. Again.

Such is the way of fangirls.

"Te...te amo, b-bastardo!" he stuttered in reply. But he was smiling.

"Promise you won't hurt yourself ever again."

Romano nodded enthusiastically.

"OK...!"

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Alfred pulled back after a little while. Arthur's eyes were wide. So were Japan's.

"...ah...That's what it does..." England murmured, mortified.

"H-heh...well...this is... quite awkward..." America was, if possible, more humiliated than the Brit.

They just sat there in awkward silence for a while, food totally forgotten en lieu of the awkward situation. Kiku almost burst out in hysterical laughter.

'Do something SEXY dammit!' he silently screamed at the socially-inept pair.

"...I love ya Iggy~!" America burst out cheerfully after a while. Japan quietly fist-pumped. And took a few pictures of the ADORABLE look on the Englishman's face. But... Then a picture fell. And landed on England's head. And all hell broke loose.

"Huh?" Alfred said, reaching over to grab the picture. Japan, realizing that this was probably a great time to leave, struggled out of the cords that bound him to the ceiling. And promptly fell onto the floor right by the table. Alfred and Arthur turned to look at him, startled.

This was going to be fun...

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Italy led Germany inside as Prussia sneaked away (the bastard).

"Veh~ Doitsu looks so adorable today!" And he giggled. And it was the cutest fucking giggle ever. Germany blushed.

"E-er..."

"Here's some pasta~!" He set out a HUGE bowl of pasta in front of the German.

"A-aren't you eating?" He stammered.

"Veh~ of course!" He set down another gigantic bowl for himself.

This was going to be an extremely long night... he sighed. He was going to make the best of it.

"So, Feliciano..."

"Veh?~"

"How are you?" Gott, that was horrible! He mentally facepalmed.

"I'm good~! You?"

"I'm...I'm alright."

That was most of their dinner conversation. Needless to say, it wasn't very exciting.

After their humongous dinner, the Italian led Ludwig around his house, even though Germany had visited it hundreds of times. Then they watched TV, some sappy Italian soap opera that had Italy almost in tears by the end of the half-hour. Ludwig sighed, but smiled.

Then the shocker.

"I love you Ludwig. If I ever die like that...I love you!"

His heart stopped.

And skipped a beat.

Or a few.

Then went into overtime.

"What?"

"The lady on the TV died and no one knew she loved him and so I love you I want you to know!" he chattered on, becoming almost frantic.

"I...I love you too..."

He hugged the blushing German.

"Veh~! Then everything will be fine!"

And it would be,Ludwig thought, hugging him back. It really would be.

"Ich liebe dich, Feliciano." He mumbled.

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Alfred and Arthur stared at the guest in horrified confusion.

"..."

Kiku calmly got up, gathered his things, including the picture that was on Arthur's head, and sedately walked out of the house.

A few minutes after he left, they got their senses back.

"WHAT?"

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Ahahahahaha! I can just SEE Kiku doing that! It's so perfect! X3 YAAAY!

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