hehe this is last weeks, cos we started watching another movie right after we finished Glory. It was distracting and gross... some guy got scalped... but on the bright side the lady who plays Sookie from True Blood was in it.
Thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true,
You're a pal and a confidant. And if you threw a party, Invited everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me And the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend..."
"Death to all rich people"
Katie Bell just got finished writing her DBQ Essay for the History of Magic class. She didn't do well, so she knew she failed, but she didn't care, she didn't put much effort into it. All she could think about was her button... her poor, poor buttom.
Oh button oh button
Oh
Where have thou fled?
Did the tarry too long amongst
fabric and thred
did they roll
off
my
bosom and cease
to exist?
oh how I wish I could
Follow thee
Into
The
Mist
A single tear rolled fown her cheek. Right now she was holding the "Twilight" book in her hand. She know what happened to her button... she dug her nails into the cover of the book. Edward Cullen stole it from her, and she intended on getting it back... no matter what the cost.
Join Katie Bell on her mission to get her button. With her friends Fred, George and DJ Lance, it's never a boring day! And if you call now, get a free Snuggie! Just pay shipping and handling! Every single treaty that was signed by Native Americans was broken by the federal government. Every single one.
Harry suffered a severe heart attack and ended up in the Magical Hospital of the Freaks with the Weird Scars On their Forehead, also know as (MHFWSF)
Harry lay on his cot, a tear running down his scorched cheek.
Maximum Ride burst through the window, followed by Angle, Fanoy Iggy (? Veronica get new handwriting plox), Gazzy, Nudge and Bill Clintom close behind.
Dumbledore blew them up cos he was so sad that Pierre died.
Miley Cyrus laughed crulled and took a sip of brandy.
At Harry's funeral, they played Nickelback. Harry's spirit killed them all. As Herm-chan watched all her friends die, litle tears in the form of Nicolas Cage's head fell down her face.
Veronica, am I the only one who smells pot?
No, Emily you are not.
Steven this kid in our class, spiked his hair in a weird mohawk fashion. The gel he used kinda makes his hair look blue.
Jesus sent Harry's soul to Hell and he raped a Siren.
Hermophobic cried tears of blood, like Marni from Repo! The Genetic Opera for Harry.
The devil played his hand,
"He can't read my poker face!" Snape ran in.. interrupting Satan, Voldemort, and God's game.
Sephiroth followed close behind.
Because he likes being behind Snape.
It seriously smells like pot in here. Balls.
"Sing to me! Sing to me my child! Let the darkest nights be turned to day and the scarred one in my arms be slain!" Snape sang as he poured marinara sauce all over Harry's penis and licked it off.
Edward Cullen sat in History of the Night with Bella Swan. She was not only beautiful in a simple way... but she was also a hooker. Right now they were sitting next to the teacher, listening to the teacher's dreary voice.
"Okay tramps, we're gonna watch a slutty fucking whore of a movie... it's shitting called Bury My Heart At Wounded Fucking Knee..."
Emily, my ex husband in the way back shouted "I was in that movie!"
Everybody just stared...
That last part really did happen, but without the vulgarities.
It seriously smelled like pot in the classroom that day.
And Repo! The Genetic Opera is an AMAZING movie.
