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January 28th, 3019, 3:07 P.M
Unknown Chatroom
Incoming Transmition from Phoenix, Maya, Robot Phoenix and Robot Maya
In the future everything is fine

IObject2U entered the chatroom

KurainGirl17 entered the chatroom

IObject2U: Um, which chatroom is this?

KurainGirl17: I dunno. I wonder who invited us here…

IFindErrorsInYourself entered the chatroom

FemaleFromKurainVillage entered the chatroom

IFindErrorsInYourself: GREETINGS PRIMITIVE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES.

FemaleFromKurainVillage: WE HAVE SENT YOU TO THIS TRANSMITION SO WE MAY TELL YOU ABOUT THE GLORIOUS FUTURE WR LIVE IN.

IObject2U: Um…What?

IFindErrorsInYourself: WE ARE YOUR ROBOT COUNTERPARTS FROM THE YEAR 3019. WE WERE PROGRAMMED TO BEHAVE JUST LIKE YOU. WE WERE GIVEN YOUR MEMORIES. WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY AND WHAT YOU'LL THINK, BECAUSE WE ARE YOU.

IObject2U: Yeah, sure, whatever.

KurainGirl17: We're not that gullible.

IObject2U: Well at least I'm not.

KurainGirl17: T_T. Well, anyway, if you really are us, then what am I thinking about right now?

FemaleFromKurainVillage: BURGERS.

KurainGirl17: HOLY CRAP I AM THINKING ABOUT BURGERS! Nick they're really from the future!

IObject2U: Yeah right. Everybody knows Maya thinks about burgers.

IFindErrorsInYourself: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT.

IObject2U: WHOA FUTURE!

IObject2U: I-I have so many questions! D-Do I ever find love? Do I start a family?

IFindErrorsInYourself: YES. IN THE FUTURE YOU WILL HAVE A DAUGHTER.

IObject2U: YES! Who's my wife?

IFindErrorsInYourself: NOBODY. YOUR DAUGHTER IS ADOPTED. YOU WILL BECOME A PIANO PLAYING HOBO WHO NOBODY LOVES.

IObject2U: Wh…What?

IFindErrorsInYourself: YES, IT IS TRAGIC.

IObject2U: …

KurainGirl17: What about me?

FemaleFromKurainVillage: YOU WILL BECOME MASTER OF KURAIN VILLAGE, AS YOU WERE DESTINED TO. YOU WILL FIND LOVE AND HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, AND YOUR HUSBAND WILL NOT BE A TOTAL DOUCHE AND LEAVE YOU LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

KurainGirl17: :D YAY!

IObject2U: …Do…Do I still have my spiky hair?

IFindErrorsInYourself: YES, BUT YOU COVER IT UP WITH A HAT. AND IT IS NOT AN AWESOME PROFESSOR LAYTON HAT, IT'S A STUPID-LOOKING BEANIE.

KurainGirl17: Ha! My life rocks and yours sucks, Nick!

IObject2U: Well…My crappy future aside, what is the year 3019 like?

IFindErrorsInYourself: IN THE YEAR 3019, THERE WILL BE ROBOTS.

IObject2U: …And?

IFindErrorsInYourself: THAT IS IT. JUST ROBOTS. EARTH BECAME A LIFELESS WASTELAND AFTER THE GREAT BEIBER WAR OF 2013 A.D. ONLY WE ROBOTS SURVIVED AFTER THE LAST OF THE FEMALES HAD DIED FROM BEIBER FEVER. NOW ROBOTS ARE THE DOMINATE SPECIES. WE HAVE REPLACED THE HUMANS WHO DIED DURING THE WAR WITH ANDROID VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES, LIKE US.

KurainGirl17: …

IObject2U: Yeah, that would make sense…If it wasn't 2019.

IFindErrorsInYourself: …

FemaleFromKurainVillage: …They're on to us Professor!

IFindErrorsInYourself: Quick Luke! Log out!

IFindErrorsInYourself left the chatroom

FemaleFromKurainVillage left the chatroom

KurainGirl17: …

IObject2U: I should've known it was a trick. There is no way I'll become a piano playing hobo.

KurainGirl17: All this irony is making me hungry. Wanna go grab a burger?

IObject2U: Sure.

February 21st, 2018, 9:31 P.M
Chatroom #7
Conversation between Phoenix, Edgeworth, Franziska and Winston Payne
Oh who cares these middle chats always suck

JusticeScales: And that's why I'm totally awesome.

FranziskavonKarma: Well…That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

IObject2U: Though I gotta admit you brought up some compelling arguments.

RookieKiller entered the chatroom

RookieKiller: Hello?

RookieKiller: Is anybody on here?

IObject2U: Pretend we're not here!

JusticeScales: *facepalm*

RookieKiller: Hey guys!

IObject2U: Oh…hey…Payne.

RookieKiller: So what's going on?

JusticeScales: Oh…you know…things.

RookieKiller: Hey, I know I'm an epic prosecutor in the courthouse who shows no mercy and totally pwns noobs, but that doesn't mean we can't be pals outside court.

IObject2U: …Riiiight…

JusticeScales: So, um…Who are you again?

RookieKiller: Winston Payne, the Rookie Killer! Weren't we pals once?

JusticeScales: Uh…What?

RookieKiller: Remember that one time when we were both in the courthouse and you were looking over your Court Record and I went up to you and I asked for the time and you were all like "9:58" and I was like "Oh shit my trial is in 2 minutes and I don't have my Court Record I'm so screwed" and then you were like "Good luck with that?" You were so nice.

JusticeScales: …No.

RookieKiller: Oh that's cool. So wanna go get a bite to eat?

IObject2U: Um…O…No…internet…connection…fading…ca…I…we…you…sor…

RookieKiller: Oh…Well screw Wright we can have on our own right Edgewroth?

FranziskavonKarma: Listen, Winston Payne. I know these two foolish fools are too foolish to tell you this, but nobody likes you. You're a toolishly toolish tool who so toolishly goes around acting like a tool.

IObject2U: You mean fool?

Franziskavonkarma: No. He's a tool. A major tool.

RookieKiller: :C

RookieKiller left the chatroom

IObject2U: That was kind of harsh. I guess we should go apologize…

IObject2U: Well, I'm tired. I'm goin' to bed.

IObject2U left the chatroom

July 25th, 2028, 10:09 P.M
Chatroom #1
Conversation between Phoenix, Edgeworth, Maya, Ema, Apollo, Trucy, Kay and Gumshoe
The Age Old Debate

ChordsOfSteel: So anyway, I'm running out of oxygen and the deaf mobsters are starting to overpower Trucy, right?

ChordsOfSteel: So I grab this ladder…

Magic_Panties: Stepladder.

ChordsOfSteel: What?

Magic_Panties: It was a stepladder Polly. Not a ladder.

ChordsOfSteel: Same thing.

IObject2U: They are not the same things!

ChordsOfSteel: They both fall under the 'ladder' category.

KurainGirl17: Yeah! You gotta stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumption, Nick!

IObject2U: Quit saying that!

ChordsOfSteel: Can I tell my story again?

IObject2U: OBJECTION!

ChordsOfSteel: *sigh*

JusticeScales: Come on Wright, I wanna know if Rena gets saved from that tribe of pirate ninjas.

IObject2U: This is more important!
ScienceFreak39: A ladder is steps consisting of two parallel members connected by rungs. A stepladder is a ladder that is hinged in the middle to form an inverted V, which stays to keep the two halves at a fixed angle. There's a difference!

ChordsOfSteel: You just said a stepladder is a ladder. That's exactly what I just said!

Magic_Panties: Yeah, but a pepperoni pizza and a plain cheese pizza are both pizzas, but you wouldn't ask for a plain pizza if you wanted pepperoni.

IObject2U: That's my girl.

ChordsOfSteel: That's a stupid argument.

Magic_Panties: Your face is a stupid argument.

ChordsOfSteel: That doesn't even make sense.

Magic_Panties: Your face doesn't even make sense.

Yatagarasu_II: Well I think there's only one way to settle this.

ScienceFreak39: With science?

KurainGirl17: Sword fight to the death?

Magic_Panties: An army of chickens?

Wakko: To pretend to throw up?

Yatagarasu_II: No, no, no. That last one doesn't even make sense. What we need is to put it to a vote and settle it once and for all. Is a stepladder and ladder the same thing, yes or no?

JusticeScales: Yes.

ChordsOfSteel: Yes.

IObject2U: No!

KurainGirl17: Yes.

ScienceFreak39: No.

Magic_Panties: No!

TourettesGuy: NO!

Yatagarasu_II: So it's a tie.

Magic_Panties: No! With TourettesGuy's vote we win Kay!

Yatagarasu_II: He doesn't count, he's dead.

TourettesGuy: AW BOB SAGET!

IObject2U: Why don't you vote Kay?

Yatagarasu_II: I would vote no, but I'm the mediator so I'm not allowed to vote.

JusticeScales: Kay, just vote so I can hear that story!

Yatagarasu_II: NO I MAKE THE RULES MR. EDGEWORTH!

KurainGirl17: Who died and made you queen?

Yatagarasu_II: YOU WANNA GO FEY!

ChordsOfSteel: STOP! We need to find someone to settle this once and for all.

GummyBear entered the chatroom

GummyBear: Hello?

Yatagarasu_II: GUMMY! :D

Magic_Panties: Help us settle something!

GummyBear: Um, OK.

IObject2U: Is a ladder and stepladder the same thing? Yes or no.

GummyBear: …Who cares?

JusticeScales: Listen Detective, just vote yes and you WON'T get a pay cut.

KurainGirl17: Hey that's cheating! No fair!

JusticeScales: Maya we're on the same team.

KurainGirl17: Oh yeah. =P

GummyBear: How about I vote yes if you give me a raise, Mr. Edgeworth.

JusticeScales: What is this "raise" of which you speak of?

GummyBear: *sigh*

Yatagarasu_II: Don't let Mr. Edgeworth pressure you Gummy. Just vote honestly!

GummyBear: Well, honestly, I think they are the same thing.

Yatagarasu_II: You suck Gummy.

GummyBear: You told me to vote honestly!

ChordsOfSteel: Yes, we win!

ScienceFreak39: Gumshoe is stupid, he shouldn't count!

GummyBear: Hey!

KurainGirl17: Sounds like somebody is a sore loser. =P Narrow-minded assumptions FTL. :D

JusticeScales: So Justice, can you resume telling your story?

ChordsOfSteel: My story…? Oh, right! I actually forget what happens after that part because I lost consciousness. Ask Trucy. As for me, I got a hot date to get to.

IObject2U: Really…?

ChordsOfSteel: …OK I'm really going to go masturbate. Later.

ChordsOfSteel left the chatroom

ScienceFreak39: Well, that's an image that I didn't want in my brain. I'm going to bed, see ya.

ScienceFreak39 left the chatroom

JusticeScales: So Trucy…

Magic_Panties left the chatroom

Yatagarasu_II left the chatroom

JusticeScales: *sigh* Now I'll never know. Hey Wright, why did you let your daughter go to the Bermuda Triangle?

IObject2U: Because I'm a terrible father.

JusticeScales: …Can't argue with that.


A/N: Ladder or stepladder? The world may never know.

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