I am so sorry for taking forever! I freaking lost my mojo, and my friend who I jumped ideas off of freaking diasappered forever and I have no idea when I will talk to her again. D: I miss herrrr. D:

But please, read and review! This chapter is short, but it leads to Big Time DRAMA. 8D

Summary: Natasha never thought that she would ever live in Hollywood, but now that her younger brother started his acting career, her and their mother were dragged along with him to Hollywood. Hell, it was a lot better than New Jersey AND more exciting. Especially with the crazy people who lived in the Palm Woods Hotel. Pairing: CamilleXLogan KendallXJo CarlosXOc

Key

"Talking All Regular"

'Thinking and the Like'

"Talking in Spanish"

Disclaimer: I have no ownership of Big Time Rush or anything else affiliated with it. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this, would I? I OWN NOTHING.

Chapter 11: Big Time Filler Leading to the Next Arc

"Ugh."

"Natasha? What's wrong?"

"I hate my life."

"…"

"I'm on my period."

Cue four boys freaking out and covering their ears. Natasha stared at the boys of Big Time Rush, her eyebrow twitching as they made loud noises to try to block out the word "period".

After a few moments of that, Tash had gotten fed up and she just yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP!", and the guys just paused what they were doing, staring at Tash with wide eyes.

It was Saturday. The night before, the crew had partaken in the insane game of truth or dare and the exhaustion of evident, especially on Tash's face. That and she was beyond pissed off because of her hormones and the fact that her ovaries were declaring war on her.

"Ugh…are you going to be okay?" Logan was the first to ask. He let out a shriek when Tash just looked at him. Natasha shook her head and sighed.

"I'll be fine,"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

They screamed again, which seemed to aggravate Natasha even more. She growled at them before she just turned on her heel, storming away, probably to kill some poor animal.

"…It's like…a female Gustavo…" Carlos muttered.

"Only hotter…" James finished.

"And we'll have to deal with that every month?"

"Pretty much. Are you sure you want her as a girlfriend?" James looked at Carlos, who blushed.

"It's not THAT bad, have you seen Camille and Jo when they're going though…THAT?"

There was a moment, and Kendall and Logan shuddered, having the terrible images go through their heads.

"Okay…before we psych ourselves out, let's get to the studio," Kendall said, leading the boys out of the lobby.

"I still dunno which is worse…"


Tash sat on one of the pool chairs, a seemingly dark aura just pouring from her being. She was in pain, so much damn pain, and she was ready to kill because of it. "Oh ovaries, why you cause me such pain?"

Her eyebrow twitched when the Jennifers approached her, and she was getting read to kick all three of them in the heads if it wasn't for blond Jennifer holding out her hand with a white tablet on it. "…you're actually trying to kill me."

Blond Jennifer rolled her eyes. "No, you idiot. It's for the pain,"

"…what the hell?"

"We may be higher on the social pedestal than you are,"

Eye twitch.

"But every girl here knows that dark aura around you is from your time of the month, so we help each other out with that." Curly haired Jennifer said.

"And you actually care?"

"Just take the damn pill!"

"Okay, okay!" Tash took the pill and she swallowed it dry. Her eyebrow twitched and she looked at the three girls. "Thanks…"

"Yeah whatever!"

"You're still pretty useless here," and with that, they snapped their fingers and sauntered away, Tash glaring daggers at them.

"Bitches."


Later that day, when it started to get dark, Tash finally walked back into the lobby of the Palm Woods. She felt a whole lot better after the Jennifers gave her the pain medicine, so she was in a better mood than she was earlier that day. She was ready to meet with her boys, maybe tease James for giving her brother a strip show the night before.

One look at the front desk made Tash froze. There was a girl, talking to a very annoyed Bitters, and while she could only see the back of her, she looked vaguely familiar.

The blond girl at the desk turned around and…holy crap! It was the date ruining Skanky Bitch! "Oh no…"

The Skanky Bitch walked up to Tash. "Hello, my name is Amber. I am new here," though she sounded friendly, the wicked smile on her face proved Tash other wise.

"What are you doing here?" Tash breathed. The smile on Amber's face grew and Tash had a chill run down her spine.

"I'm an aspiring actress. But right now, I am totally psyched to be able to finally meet Big Time Rush!"

Oh no. Oh no, this was bad.

"I am a huge fan of them."

I bet you are, whore.

"But I am especially a fan of…Carlos," Amber took glee on the horrified look on Tash's face. This loser bitch was totally going down.

"When do you think I can see them?"

-End-

-dead- This is so bleh. :I Please review!