Herooftimes: well, I'm not sure anybody needs help with knowing whose voice is whose' so I'm not putting the list back unless someone says they need it.

Oh and the people that got it right: First place: Nic81393, 2nd: SupernaturalPirateGirl, 3rd: Tiliena, 4th: XxTwilgihtstarxX. Honorable mention for first to guess: Tempus321. First to review: Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet. Big thank to everyone who guessed, and everyone who reviewed.

Hey,anything the placers want me to do for them?

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"Um……hello?"

"Mmammhnrnurumph."

"Hello?"

"Munchmunmunmhnummunch."

"You do realize you have to breathe once in a while."

"Munchmunnrum… GASP…muncmunruchmu."

"Pay attention to me!"

"Muncmu…huh? What?"

"I've never seen someone eat that fast."

"So what?"

"I'm on a team with Chouji!"

"I am hungry. Therefore I must eat. And if you'll excuse me…"

"MuncmumpTINK…"

"…"

"What's wrong now?"

"I seem to have bitten my fork. In half."

"Heh…he...he…HAHAHAHA!"

"Laughing? I could have choked! Laughing at that is so cold…so cruel…"

" You're starting to like her a little aren't you?"

Maybe. She did treat us to all this…spaghetti, right?

"Yes. But we'll see if she's still laughing after seeing the bill."

"I'm hoping to be long gone by then."

"It seems like all you've been doing today is running."

"Yeah…and I know it's someone's fault…I'm just not sure who…"

"Anyway, you can't just start running straight after a meal. You have to rest a little to make sure you don't get a stomach ache."

"Humans are so…needy …"

"Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you decided to let Naruto do this."

Naruto…do you think he's the cause of this?"

"How could he be? There's no way he could convince everyone to look for you and guess where you would go…but I think he's up to something."

"Why? There haven't been any random explosions or any pranks…"

"Exactly. This is Naruto were talking about. Since when has there been a day when you couldn't hear him halfway across the village?"

"Your right. He must be plotting something…he has access to all my power…do you think he got me out of the seal just to do whatever he's doing?"

"Maybe…"

"Of all the deceitful, back-stabbing, devilish, evil…sniff."

"Uh, Kyuubi? Why do you sound like you're about to cry?"

" I'm…I'm just so proud…"

"…"

"Aren't you proud, too? Sniff."

"You disgust me."

"Aw, I'm already happy enough. You don't have to lie just to make me happier…"

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"Heh…heh. I can't believe you guys even think this is going to work."

"It can and will. You gave us enough power to stop you."

The first ever shadow clone uprising in Konoha's history was currently happening. There had already been several attempts to put Naruto out of commission, but all had failed. At first Naruto thought the clones were playing, but when one actually drew his blood with a kunai, he decided to find out what was happening.

"Now why don't you guys just get back to work before I decide to pop you all away."

Naruto reached behind him, a bloody red rasengan already formed in his hand. Two clones that had decided to try to rush him were immediately destroyed.

"That barley took a second. So how hard do you really think this is going to be for me?"

The clone that had been elected spokesman began talking. "Naruto. You just destroyed two copies of yourself. You have their memories. How can you not care about the pain you know they felt?"

"Oh, shut up."

All the clones around Naruto took a step back. That hadn't sounded like Naruto's voice. It sounded like Naruto's voice at the valley of the end…but darker."

"What? You guys are finally deciding to back down?"

All of the clones took another half-step back. One near Naruto's back leaned away as one of Naruto's tails swished in front of him.

Wait.

TAILS?!

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"He can't have eaten this much. That's physically impossible."

"That's what I thought also, but a bill is a bill."

Ino was currently staring open mouthed at the bill for all of Kyuubi's food, while Kyuubi didn't even have the decency to look embarrassed.

"So what? Just pay the man and let's leave."

"This is more than my allowance for a MONTH!"

"What's allow–"

"It's money that kids get every week."

I don't remember Naruto getting one.

"It's money they get from their parents."

Oh, I get it…hey, do you think–

"No, you cannot convince some adult on the street that you are their long lost child."

Good idea, but I was thinking that we should go check on Naruto.

"Awww, has Kyuubi acquired some parental instincts from being part of Naruto for so long?"

"Heck no. I just need to know if whatever he's doing with my chakra is evil enough to merit the use of it."

"Ok, but you'll have to convince Ino…uh oh. You've been ignoring her."

You tell me now? You always do this! Kyuubi pulled himself out of his mind.

"So Ino, what were you say–"

"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

Ino had become red in the face from yelling at Kyuubi for so long. All the other people in the restaurant were staring at her, and the waiter was trying and failing to calm her down.

"Oh, sorry about that. Now, I think we should go check on N–"

"YOU CAN FOGRET IT! FIRST YOU–"

"Please, woman!" The waiter had scrapped every bit of etiquette he had been trained in. "Would you just sit down and shut up!"

Ino's glare froze the blood in his veins.

"Uh, would you please try to be a bit quieter?"

"Fine. Now, as I was saying–"

"Yelling, actually."

"Whatever. You can forget me going anywhere with you! First you eat me out of weeks of allowance, and then you ignore me! We're over!"

Huh? I don't get. Kyo, what's over?

"Kyuubi, now would really be a good time to pay attention to the real wor–"

WHAM

Kyuubi was literally sent flying from his seat from the force of Ino's slap. He crashed onto the table in another booth, destroying it and was left twitching and groaning

"Kyuubi, now isn't the time to writhe in pain. Ino's still coming after you."

Crap, crap, crap. What am I suppose to do?

"Here's a little piece of advice I have for you. You should never be too proud to run for your life."

"Agreed."

Kyuubi scrambled up and took of running. He hadn't gotten far before Ino spotted him coming out of the wreckage.

Kyuubi's speed was increased by fear, but he couldn't outrun a trained ninja in this body.

Luckily, there was a crowd of men around the restaurant entrance. For the first time in his life, Kyuubi called out to humans for help.

"Brothers! Help! Have pity on a fellow man!"

They all looked up, and accessed the situation immediately. Thankfully for Kyuubi, many of them had been perverts, and knew what it felt like to be chased by an angry woman. They let Kyuubi through then put up a human barricade between him and Ino.

"Godspeed, young man." One said.

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Kyuubi was breathing heavily, FAR from that restaurant, leaning against a wall. Attempting to catch his breath.

" I was so close to death that time…it was like the sealing all over again…"

"Oh be quiet, at least we're free from her now."

"Don't tell me to be quiet! You know we barely made it out of there!"

"True, she might have hit you with another mind jutsu, then I would be in trouble."

"Aren't consciences supposed to be good, and care about everyone?"

"That's a mistake people make. Our personality is a reflection of your inner good. Seeing as you have none, it's nice to let out my real personality."

"You…you…I have nothing to comment."

"Good, I wouldn't have listened anyway."

"I. Hate. You"

"Awww, Kyuubi, I hate you too."

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Herooftimes: well that seems like a nice way to end a chapter, an exchange of hate. Really, really sorry for the wait. I wonder if any of you want to roast me over a hot fire for keeping from updating for so long. All complaints, please send them to my school. Or in a review. Whichever is easier.

So, anything you like or don't like?