Disclaimer: Never will own FMA

Today we have special guests Edward Eric and Roy mustang who are going to review the story thus far.

Ed: Why do I have to be here bastard!

Mustang: How should I know shrimp, and watch your language.

Ed: Who are you calling so small that even if he drank all the mink in the world, he still be the size of an ant, scheming bastard colonel, I bet you planned all this! *adorable pout*.

Me: No….umm I did...

Ed: And who in gate's name are you….wait…you're the one wring 101 milk ways aren't you! WHY AM I HERE, I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK ANOTHER DROP OF MILK, AND YOU EVEN GOT AL TO DROWN ME!

Me: Well….what do you think of the story so far…..

Ed: I HATE IT; I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND YOUR FORCING MILK IN ME!*chibi mode*

Me: That could…be arranged….*cuddles Ed*

Ed: What!

Me: Mustang, hold him down!

Ed: He'll never listen to you?

Me: Not when I'm the author hehehe!

Edward being held down by Mustang while author takes a 2L bottle of milk and pours it over Edward.

Mustang: What happened? Why am I holding the fried shrimp?

Me: well how do you feel about forcing milk into your tiniest group member?

Mustang: Well…..you could've made me cooler, me feeding the brat a milk bottle, doesn't cut it out for me…maybe you could use my flames to scare the brat into a room full of milk..And make him stay there for three whole days!

Me: Go on, any other ideas?

Mustang: Milk ice cream, pour milk into him while unconscious after a battle, get the milk monster after him, team up with the homunculi to force him to become taller, full gluttony's stomach with milk and throw him in there. Use alchemy to tie him down and force milk into him; make his old man have "the talk" with him about milk, force him to…

Me: Still listening…..and writing down these ideas.

Ed: WHAT ? IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU DON'T DO YOUR PAPERWORK!

Ed goes to get Hawkeye to solve things once and for all, since the author forced milk into him.

BANG, BANG, BANG!

Author and Mustang runs for life while still jotting down ideas.

Author's Note: This is a filler chapter to how they would react, and to the Armstrong request, next week for sure. I hope the attempt is humours and REVIEW.

Ed*pouts*: Evil, evil girl

Mustang: Well at least you'll grow in this story, I'm not even sure you grew in the series so be thankful…

Ed: Bastard, she's making me drink milk not grow!