Episode 10

Chris: Last time on Total Smash Action. The contestants had to get their fantasy on in the Fantasy movie challenge. Where as a team they had to rescue a damsel in distress from the enemy fortress and get the damsel back to their own fortress. You would think that they would all work as a team, but you'd be wrong. As Marth constantly drove the Bills crazy with his overbearing leadership. And it seemed karma bit him back hard as the Mushrooms and their captain Ike hit them with a counter attack. And in the end, it was thanks to Ike's plan and leadership that they were able to rescue their damsel Rosalina and won the challenge. And in the end, it was Marth who was voted off. But it seems he was able to give his team some juicy information about Zelda, but it seems Zelda may be one step ahead of everyone. Will Zelda get away with whatever she's planning? Will the teams get away unscathed from today's challenge? I hope not, cause that doesn't equal ratings. And what genre will the teams 'tackle' today? Find out right here, on Total... Smash... Action!

*Intro*

The teams are hanging out outside the trailers, with the good guys in front of the boys' trailer and the villains in front of the girls' trailer.

Fox: Man, it was super hard to vote off Marth.

Shulk: I know, but it had to be done.

Luigi: What was wrong with him anyway?

Ike: Yeah you guys haven't really given us a lot of information.

Lucina: Well we don't actually know a lot of information ourselves.

Samus: Yeah it just sort of... happened.

Fox: It was kind of like he was possessed by his ego.

Shulk: All we know is that Zelda is possibly involved.

Luigi: Zelda? Are you sure?

Shulk: Like Lucina said, we don't have a lot of information. But we better keep an eye on Zelda just in case.

Rosalina: That doesn't surprise me considering last season.

Samus: But still, this is Zelda we're talking about.

Lucina: Yeah, she's super smart and sneaky.

Shulk: Which is why we need to keep a super close eye on her. Especially you three.

Shulk points to Luigi, Rosalina and Ike.

Ike: Us?

Fox: You are on her team, so you'll have a better chance at catching her in the act than us.

Luigi: I guess that makes sense.

Samus: You'll just need to be careful and not be suspicious.

Ike: We can try.

Shulk: Thanks.

Lucina: Who know, maybe we'll be able to vote her off sooner than we think.

Luigi: Try not to jinx yourself babe.

Lucina: Hey!

They all laugh. We see Zelda looking at them in disgust.

Ganondorf: You shouldn't get distracted by them so easily.

Dark Pit: Yeah. Considering you nearly got caught after Marth ratted you out.

Zelda: Well it's lucky that they don't seem to know a lot of information.

Dark Pit: And how do you know that?

Zelda: Cause I listened in on Shulks and Rosalina's conversation after the award ceremony.

Ganondorf: You know you shouldn't listen in on other peoples conversations.

Zelda: Hey, if it's to save myself from being voted off, I'll do anything. Now listen, I need you help me get Rosalina voted off after the next challenge.

Dark Pit: And why should we get involved?

Zelda: Because if I get voted off, I can easily take you both down. Or, I can help you two get to the top.

Ganondorf: Fine, I agree to your terms.

Dark Pit: *Annoyed* Me too.

Ganondorf: What do you want us to do?

*Confessional*

Shulk: I may just be paranoid, but I have a bad feeling that Zelda may be plotting something. I may not know what it is yet. But I hope we can stop her.

Zelda: Shulk may be smart, but I'm smarter. I just hope he doesn't love his girlfriend too much.

Ganondorf: As much as I hate forcing people out of the competition, Zelda has a super tight grip on Dark Pit and I. We need to just go along with what she wants until we can get rid of her.

*End of Confessional*

Chris: *Yelling* Catch!

Fox: What the...

Fox then gets hit on the head with a Basketball and he falls onto the floor.

Samus: Fox!

Rosalina: Is he okay?

Chris: *Yelling*Round two!

A tennis ball then hits Luigi in the back of the head and he falls onto the floor.

Lucina: Luigi!

Shulk then gets hit by an American Football.

Rosalina: Oh no. Shulk!

The villains are laughing at the ones being hit with the balls.

Chris: *Yelling* Everybody duck!

Zelda and Dark Pit duck, but a heavy weight then hits Ganondorf in the back of the head and he falls onto the floor.

Samus: How does it feel Ganon?

Chris then walks over.

Chris: *Laughs* Man, it is so funny watching you all getting hurt. Good job Chef.

We see Chef on a giant mechanical ball launcher.

Chef: I love my job.

Chris: Me too my friend.

We then see the four who were knocked down get up.

Samus: Fox. Are you okay?

Fox: Yeah, I'm fine.

Chris: I'm glad to hear it.

Shulk: What the hell is wrong with you Chris?

Zelda: By the looks of it, a lot.

Chris: While there's nothing wrong with me, there will be something wring with you after today's challenge. As today's challenge, will be a sports movie.

*Confessional*

Zelda: Ugh, I hate sports movies. They have to be the worst type of movies ever. Possibly second to romantic movies.

Dark Pit: I may not like sports movies, but I am definitely fin enough for this challenge.

Fox: Sport movies have to be a guilty pleasure for me. Plus, it's where I learnt a lot of cool moves from for different sports.

*End of Confessional*

Chris: Now today's challenge is cut up into four different parts. The first two challenges will be one on one matches where it will be the first person to score 5 points will win a pint for their team. So choose carefully on who you think will be the best suited for each challenge. The last two parts of the challenge will you will need to work as a team to win the challenges. But if we don't have a winner after the four challenges, then I will decide on who I think should win based on performance.

Ike: That seems kind of unfair. What if you have a favourite contestant.

Chris: Hey I've seen you all on the Island and her on the set, you're nothing to write home about.

Ganondorf: *Sarcastically* Gee, thanks.

Chris: You're welcome. Anyway, I want you all to follow me to studio where the challenge will be held.

The teams follow Chris. They get to the studio which is empty.

Samus: Um, is this it?

Rosalina: It's not very impressive.

Chris: I know. But once Chef presses his magic button...

Chef is in the control booth above the teams where they see the floor open up and they see a Basketball court rise up. All the teams look at it in awe.

*Confessional*

Zelda: Meh. It's not that impressive.

Fox: Okay. That was cool.

Lucina: I'll give Chris credit. He does know how to show off the good things he has.

*End of Confessional*

Chris: This studio has a state of the art sports floor changer. Where by a push of a button, any sports field that a movie may need can be brought out in a matter of seconds. And the first sport, is Basketball. Now both teams need to choose a player for this part of the challenge. I'll give you a few seconds to decide.

The two teams huddle up.

Dark Pit: So has anyone here have any experience in Basketball.

Zelda: Nope.

Ike: I haven't, sorry.

Rosalina: What about you Luigi?

Luigi: Me?

Rosalina: Yeah, you won a Basketball trophy not too long ago right?

Dark Pit: Wait really?

Luigi: Yeah, it was before we got onto the island. My team got first in a tournament and we won a cup that said 'Best in the world'

Ike: I think that settles it then.

Meanwhile, in the Bills' huddle.

Fox: I'm very good at Basketball, so I won't be much help.

Lucina: Same here.

Ganondorf: And I'm not exactly the fastest.

Samus: I'm not very good either. I guess that leaves you Shulk.

Shulk: Are you all sure about this?

Fox: Well considering you acted more like a leader in the last challenge, I see no reason not to trust no.

The others agree.

Shulk: Alright. I'll do it.

Chris: It looks like your time is up. If you've been picked for this challenge, please step onto the court.

Luigi and Shulk walk up onto the court.

Chris: We'll be doing a one on one on half of the court. Remember, first to five points wins. Luigi, since your team won the fantasy challenge, you'll go first.

Chris gives the ball the Luigi as him and Shulk get into their positions and get ready.

Chris: Alright, and... start.

Luigi carefully bounces the ball and then gets around Shulk easily and scores.

Luigi: And it's 1-0 to Luigi. Shulk, your turn.

The two switch places and Shulk starts moving. He gets by Luigi very fast and scores. Everyone is in shock.

Chris: Woah. That... was... awesome! And Shulk ties it up. Looks like it will be a very close game.

*Confessional*

Rosalina: Well... it looks like I've just fallen in love with Shulk all over again.

Fox: Dang. Where did that come from?

Samus: I feel like Shulk has been holding back on us.

*End of Confessional*

Chris: Who will win the Basketball challenge? Who will win the next parts of the challenge? And which team will win the challenge overall? Find out when we come back, on Total... Smash... Action!

*Commercials*

Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Action. Today's challenge is a sports movie challenge that is cut up into four separate challenges. And currently, it's Luigi versus Shulk in a one on one Basketball game as part one of the challenge. It's the first to five points and it's currently 4 to 4 and Luigi has the ball. Let's see if he can win on his turn.

Luigi starts to move slowly. He looks like he is going right, but goes left and makes Shulk trip up and then he scores.

Chris: And Luigi wins. Which means the Mushrooms get the first point on the challenge.

The Mushrooms cheer as Shulk looks disappointed.

Shulk: I'm sorry guys.

Lucina: Hey, don't worry Shulk.

Fox: Yeah man, you did your best.

Samus: Plus you showed some awesome moves.

Ganondorf: I'll admit, I'm a little impressed.

Shulk: Thanks guys. You're the best.

Chris: Alright. I'll give you guys a few minutes to rest up before the next challenge starts. I'll let you know in advanced, that it will be a Tennis game. So I hope you choose wisely.

The two teams start to rest up as Zelda looks over to Ganondorf who nods to her. She nods back and she goes over to Rosalina.

Zelda: Hey Rosalina.

Rosalina: Hi.

Zelda: Can you help me with something?

Rosalina: Depends on what it is.

Zelda: Do you think you can go get my hairbrush from the trailer. I may need it after the challenge.

Rosalina: You're gonna do the Tennis challenge?

Zelda: Yeah. I feel like I've been pretty useless in the last few challenges, so I wanna prove that I belong in this competition.

Rosalina: I guess that makes sense. Sure, I'll go get it.

Zelda: Thanks.

Rosalina leaves. Zelda then nods at Ganondorf who walks over to Shulk.

Ganondorf: Hey Shulk. Can I talk to you for a sec?

Shulk: Sure what's up?

Ganondorf: I just saw Rosalina leave the studio and something seemed off. So I thought that you may be able to find out what's wrong.

Shulk: Why do you care?

Ganondorf: Oh I don't. But I would rather win a challenge fairly than with an injured player on the opposite team.

Shulk: I guess that makes sense. Sure, I'll go see what's up. But what about the team?

Ganondorf: Don't worry about it. I'll just tell them that you went to use the bathroom.

Shulk: Thanks Ganon.

Ganondorf: No problem.

Shulk leaves as Ganondorf watches with an evil grin. We then see that Fox was listening and looks at Ganondorf with suspicion.

Chris: Alright teams. It's time for part two. Let's play some tennis.

We see Zelda and Samus on opposite sides of the court.

Zelda: Don't worry too much Samus. I promise to go easy on a beginner like you. I mean, you're not as good as your boyfriend, but I guess I'll have to deal with sloppy seconds.

Samus looks at her in anger.

Chris: Samus has first serve. Remember, first to five points wins. And... start.

We then see Samus smash the ball at Zelda who run away from the fast ball.

Chris: And Samus lead 1-0.

*Confessional*

Fox: Dang. My girlfriend is hot.

Ganondorf: Remind me to never make Samus angry.

*End of Confessional*

Meanwhile we see Shulk reach the girls' trailer and knocks on the door.

Rosalina: Who's there?

Shulk: Hey, it's me.

Rosalina opens the door and closes it behind her.

Rosalina: Hey babe, what's up?

Shulk: That's what I was gonna ask you.

Rosalina: I'm fine. I'm a bit better now that you're here.

Shulk: Aren't you a flirt.

Rosalina: Only with you.

They kiss and the start to make out. We then see Samus hitting the ball at Zelda who doesn't hit them back and the falls over.

Chris: And it's a clean sweep as Samus win 5 to 0 and gets the Bills back on level terms.

The Bills cheer as the Mushrooms looms at Zelda in disappointment.

Zelda: Sorry guys, guess I got a bit too overconfident.

Dark Pit: It's fine.

Ike: Just try to take these challenges seriously next time okay?

Zelda: I will. Hey, where's Rosalina?

The Mushrooms look around.

Lucina: Now that you mention it, Shulk has gone missing.

Samus: Hey Chris, can we go looking for Shulk and Rosalina quickly? Just to make sure they're okay.

Chris: Sure why not. But be back here in ten minutes.

The two teams go out searching. They reach the trailers and then they freeze and look angry at Shulk and Rosalina as they are making out on the floor in front of the girls' trailer.

Dark Pit: *Angry* What the hell are you guys doing?!

They break up the kiss and look at the teams in shock.

Shulk: What are you guys doing here?

Ike: We can say the same thing to you two.

Lucina: How could you leave the team like that.

Shulk: But I...

Fox: Hey, give Shulk a break. Besides, it's not Shulk's fault anyway.

Samus: What do you mean Fox?

Fox: I overheard the conversation you and Ganon had Shulk. He told Shulk that Rosalina looked off and told him to check up on her.

Samus: Is that true Ganon?

Zelda looks at Ganon with a worried look on her face.

Ganondorf: It is true. But I just saw her in the corner of my eye. You guys know me, I like to win a challenge fairly. So I wanted to make sure the enemies are at their best.

Lucina: I guess that makes sense.

Luigi: But what about you Rosalina? Why are you here?

Rosalina: I was asked to come here by Zelda because she wanted me to find her hairbrush while she prepared for the challenge. How did that go by the way?

Ike: She lost. But that's not important right now. Zelda, is this true?

*Confessional*

Zelda: They think they make have backed me into a corner, but they don't realise that there is corner and I've played them all right into my trap.

*End of Confessional*

Zelda: Of course not. I don't need to brush my hair, it's already naturally perfect. I guess she just couldn't hold back the urge to make out with her boyfriend. They are on separate team after all.

They all look back at Rosalina in anger who looks scared. But Zelda looks at her with an evil grin.

Chris: *Over the Tannoy* Alright teams, your time is up. Get back to the studio for your next challenge.

They all turn and walk over to the studio. They get there and see an American Football field.

Chris: Woah, looks like there's a bit of tension in the air.

Ganondorf: We caught Shulk and Rosalina making out in front of the trailers.

Chris: No way! That is awesome. But more importantly, it's time for part three of the challenge.

Lucina: I don't think I wanna be part of a team that has a traitor on it.

Ike: Same here.

Chris: *Annoyed* Alright then. I guess we'll move on to the fourth and final challenge. And we'll use the football field since I can't be bothered to wait. And if you don't work as a team, then both teams forfeit the challenge and I will choose who gets eliminated from both teams.

The teams looks shocked.

Samus: *Angry* You can't do that!

Chris: Oh yes I can. Now then, will everyone participate.

They all nod.

Chris: Good. The last challenge will be a relay race. Both teams will carry a heavy weight across the field, get to the end zone and then back. Since there's five of you, all you need to do is pass the weights at the half way point. The first team to get to the finish wins the challenge. I will give you a few seconds to choose your positions and get there. Time starts... now!

Zelda: I think Rosalina should go last. That way, if she wins, she can then say she's redeemed herself.

Ike: No arguments here.

The Mushrooms leave Rosalina at the final part. The two teams are in position.

Chris: Teams ready? And... Go!

Fox and Luigi go first, Fox reaches the half way line first and passes the weight to Lucina. Luigi passes his to Dark Pit. Dark Pit catches up but Lucina gets to Shulk first, but Dark Pit gets to Zelda quickly. Shulk pulls ahead, but is then tripped by Zelda.

Zelda: *Sarcastically* Oops, sorry.

Shulk gets up but Zelda gets to Ike firs who gets away while Shulk passes to Ganondorf. Ike passes to Rosalina but Ganondorf caught up and passes to Samus. While rushing Rosalina trips over her own feet and Samus passes her and the finish line.

Chris: And the Bills win the challenge.

The Bills cheer. While the Mushrooms looks disappointed.

Chris: Mushrooms, I'll see you at the ceremony tonight.

Chris and the Mushrooms leave.

Shulk: Hey guys. I'm sorry about what happened before. I know it was wrong. Can you guys forgive me?

Samus: Well I guess you didn't do anything too bad.

Fox: Just let us know where you're going next time.

Lucina: And try not to get caught up making out too much okay.

Shulk: Thanks guys.

Rosalina looks back at Shulk with his team and she leaves looking sad.

*Confessional*

Rosalina: *Sighs* I'm really disappointed in myself.

The award ceremony starts and the Mushrooms make their votes.

Chris: Mushrooms, I have the results right here. Remembers, if you don't get a gilded Chris award, that means you need to take a trip in the Lameousine and leave the competition. Forever. And the awards go to... Luigi, Ike, Dark Pit and the last award goes to... Zelda. Sorry Rosalina, it's time to go.

Rosalina: I'm really sorry guys. I never meant to misplace your trust. I hope you can forgive me.

Luigi: Of course we can.

Ike: Just make sure to let us know where you're going next time, okay?

Dark Pit: We'll always back you up when you're in the right.

Rosalina: Thank you everybody.

Rosalina looks at Zelda who is smiling evilly.

Rosalina: And before I go. Luigi, I forgot to tell you. When you and Lucina were arguing, it was all because of Zelda.

They all gasp and Zelda looks at her in anger.

Zelda: Why you...

The Mushrooms look at her in anger. Rosalina gets into the Lameousine and it leaves.

Chris: The rest of you are safe. For now. Now go and get some shut eye.

The Mushrooms get back to the trailers.

Zelda: Oh come on Luigi, you can possibly believe her after today. Right?

Luigi ignore her and goes into the trailer. Ike looks at her in anger and goes into the trailer.

Dark Pit: Guess you finally got caught. How will you get out of this one?

Dark Pit goes into the trailer. Zelda gets angry and goes into the trailer in anger.

Chris: Man, things are getting really intense around here. But, how will Zelda get out of everyone knowing what she did? Will either Luigi and Shulk look for revenge against Zelda? And what do I have in store for the teams in the next challenge? Find out next time, on Total... Smash... Action!