Okay, back. I recently discovered the videos called Epic Rap Battles of History. They're very funny.


Kirox and Yuffie stood there as One Winged Angel, (will now be reffered to as OWA,) played. "Crap... Not him!" Kirox said again. They quickly began to run away, Kirox thinking to himself one thing: ! Yes that's right. He thought the f word. "Where are we running?" Yuffie asked Kirox. Kirox ignored her and continued fleeing. "Ignore me why don't you," Yuffie grumbled to herself.

Kirox proceeded to summon his Armor and Glider, and jumped on. Yuffie barely managed to grab on before he took off, going around 200 MPH. "Holy shit!" Yuffie yelled, barely able to hear herself. Out of nowhere, Sephiroth appeared in front of the glider, only for it to hit him, shooting him off to some random world, Very injured.

A few random people appeared, being hit at the same time, somehow still conscious. One was what looked like a cat, while the others, one a girl with long red hair, and one a man with shoulder length purple hair. The humans had white clothes with a red R on them. "Looks like we're blasting off again!" All three said as they flew into the distance, dissapearing with a twinkle. Yuffie saw this, and thought to herself, 'Weird...'

She barely managed to hop onto the glider itself before Kirox caused it to dissapear, sanding with a slide on the pavement. Yuffie flew into a wall. (Hah! Not so much of a great ninja now, huh Yuffie!) She immediately hopped out of the hole she had made, and chased after Kirox, who had continued running. "Where the hell are you going, Kirox? You already knocked him off the planet?" She yelled at him, which he ignored yet again. He smelled something... familiar.

As the sun came up, he continued running, nearly flattening two children who had come out of a doorway. "What's his problem?" One of them asked, who had blue hair. "Who knows? They're too many weirdoes in this town. Like you, Isa," The Other boy said, who had green eyes and red, spiky hair. "Shut up, Lea," The blue haired one, Isa, said. "Fuck you!" Lea replied, punching him. They proceeded to continuously cuss each other out.

Kirox continued to run, and sped up considerably, somehow running at about 100 miles per hour. He homed in on a house, before kicking the front door down, picking up the randomly there Reno over his shoulder, and continued running.

Reno was by this time fully conscious, and screamed at going so fast. He saw Yuffie in the distance, trying to catch up to the strange person who had grabbed him. At this point, he didn't know it was Kirox. Kirox was still pissed at Reno for getting everyone drunk, and blamed for Midgar falling. And, in fact, it was Reno's fault. So Kirox threw Reno over a cliff, and recorded his screams on the way down. He jumped down as well, landing on his feet without any damage being done at all to him. Reno had landed on a giant airbag that had been placed there by Kirox. He stood up, before being pushed over by Kirox again. Kirox then proceeded to beat the shit out of Reno using only his fists. Kirox slammed his right fist into Reno's jaw, knocking him down, only for Kirox to kick him back up, then slam his other fist into Reno's stomach. Kirox put on a pair of brass knuckles, and beat Reno into a bloody pulp. When Reno was sure he was going to die, Kirox cast a high-level cure spell on him, then did everything to him again.

This pattern went on for several days, until Kirox was finally out of energy. Reno was sitting there, moaning something about being traumatized. Yuffie had been in shock for the majority of the time. She proceeded to hit Kirox, yelling at him.

"Geez Yuffie, stop hitting me!" He yelled back at her. He grabbed her arm, then slapped her, hard. She punched him, breaking his nose.

"Cure!" He says, his nose healing. Yuffie proceeded to break his nose again, the flesh more sensitive from the recent healing.

He got angry and punched Yuffie in the stomach, forgetting he still had on brass knuckles. Yuffie doubled over, then stood up and grabbed the brass knuckles of Kirox. she slapped him again, this time with the knuckles, and Kirox snapped out of the strange mood that had been on him. "Thanks, Yuffie. I needed that," He said, shaking his head. Yuffie put down the knuckles, then Glomped Kirox again. "Yuffie! Seriously! stop glomping me." Kirox said, pushing her off him. He walked over to the bloody Reno. "Heal!" Kirox said, healing him. Kirox also took the opportunity to erase Reno's memories of what Kirox did.

After saying goodbye to the now young Yuffie, Kirox flew off on his glider. He needed to find where Kidaj, Loz, Yazoo, and Genesis were. He didn't want to find Sephiroth for now. he saw a small world, that looked very hi-tech. He landed, only to see a teenage girl with blond hair looking at him as he landed his glider. "Hi!" She said, not seeming surprised by the glider at all. Kirox looked at her, confused. She seemed... familiar. He couldn't place her, though. "Hi to you as well. And you are?" Kirox asked her. "I'm Arlene!" She said, seeming unrealisticly cheerful. Kirox was struck by her resemblance in character to Yuffie. "You remind me of someone I'm friends with," he told Arlene. "Really? Do you think we could be friends?" she asked. "Sure, why not?" Kirox replied. Kirox dismissed his glider, and his armor. He stood in his waist length black leather jacket, black jeans and black tee-shirt with a heart shaped moon surrounded by a blue glow on it. "Cool shirt!" Arlene said. "Thanks." Kirox replied. She asked Kirox his name. "My name's Kirox," He told Arlene.


Well, I told you he'd be meeting some pre-organization members. And, if you don't get it, Arlene with an x added is Larxene. see? A r l e n e X. L a r x e n e. see? And I'm sorry for the delay, it's just that my mom and little brother made me clean out my closet. So the 'Kirox and Reno scene expressed my desire to beat the living shit out of them. I now want to change the rating to m. I think I should. I'm also gonna change the title to Nobody's Heartless. Review please!