Hey guys!
I remember from the original fic when this persons requested this song, so I'm dedicating this chapter to marshmallow-princess, for she requested this song. Speaking of songs, I'll be using the song 'Stereotypes Song' by YourFavoriteMartian. I have no words for you, MP. I mean, you're cool and all, but... nevermind, I have nothing to say. I got that song stuck in my head now. Thanks. Expect some fourth wall issues as well.

Enjoy, Keep Calm and Respectez Mon Autorité!


You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.

So I wrote a song about it,

And it goes a little something like this.


Stereotypes Song

We are in a darkly lit room that contains a screen, a long yet comfy couch, two scientists, and three boys under the names of Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski. They are watching movies and videos because they could earn $200 each. They just finished watching 'Bad Grandpa' and Kenny just died of laughter.

"Oh my God, she killed Kenny!" Stan exclaims at random, possibly shouting at the author and managing to break the fourth wall.

"You bastard... or bitch. Nah, bastard works better. You bastard!" Kyle shouts after working out what he wanted to say.

"Okay then," one scientist says. "Next video is by Eric T. Cartman. It's called the 'Stereotypes Song and he has created a video to coincide with the song."

"Oh Jesus Christ," Stan muttered to himself, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Well, here we go. Enjoy this video."


*Cue MV*

The video starts with Cartman talking into a microphone, wearing his square glasses, though the frames do not change his eyes. His voice is all casual and he looks somewhat smug despite the fact that his facial expression is rather playful.

We see Cartman walking around a circle representing Earth. The circle is topped with flowers and birds fly around him. The background is magenta. Then the boy disappears and is replaced by a Japanese girl and a friendly yet intimidating squid, dancing along to the song.

Cartman is once more walking on the world, though the background is now sky blue. An Indian girl with a unibrow wearing a sari replaces Cartman and is sauntering on the circle, beginning to dance as soon as it ended.

We cut to Cartman in shorts and a t-shirt with the American flag on it. He is holding a rifle and eating a burger. He now has sesame seeds from the burger on his face.

We then see a young girl in a white poncho and a sombrero dancing. Then a line of other children show up, the last one holding condom balloon. We cut to Cartman, who is now playing with Sheila Brflovski's nose. We cut from from the video to Kyle and Stan. The audio is not as great, but seeing their faces would make up for it. Stan's face is blank while Kyle's jaw is slack, his shock blatantly obvious. The audio comes back strong (heh.) and the video is playing, though now we see Tuong Lu Kim (City Wok guy) dancing.

We cut to a young girl who is wearing a burqa as she rides a camel. We see Cartman singing next to Nichole, whose hair is now dreaded and is wearing a Rastafarian. Her eyes are bloodshot and she is wearing Raybans.

Cartman pushes Nichole out of view and takes out a picture of Jennifer Lopez and pours water over it, trying to make it look like a shower. He then throws the water and the picture behind him as he continues to sing. Gerald Broflovski is shown on the screen next to a turtle, losing a race. In the background, we can hear Kyle shout in protest for the use of his parents.

We see Cartman walking around a circle representing Earth. The circle is topped with flowers and birds fly around him. The background is magenta. Then the boy disappears and is replaced by a Japanese girl and a friendly yet intimidating squid, dancing along to the song.

Cartman is once more walking on the world, though the background is now sky blue. An Indian girl with a unibrow wearing a sari replaces Cartman and is sauntering on the circle, beginning to dance as soon as it ended.

We then see Cartman sitting in the background while singing. In the front, we see an Australian man that looks like Saxton Hale dancing with a crocodile. Next to the duo is an Englishman smiling, his teeth greatly messed up. Next to the Englishman is an Italian Rico Suavé, looking smooth and wearing a flirty smile on his face.

Cartman is now wearing a beret while standing next to the Mole. They both lift their arms and raise the roof, showing their underarms. Next to the boys is a Brazilian girl with a padded butt and wearing a skimpy outfit to accentuate her arse.

Now with just Cartman in frame, he sings some more. Token then walks around Cartman, wearing nothing but a grass skirt. He begins to dance, though he is pushed out of view by the former, who holds sugar and a straw (for he wasn't allowed to use real drugs).

We see Cartman take out a list full of stereotypes. Behind the boy is a Russian man drinking vodka and a Korean man dancing, doing a dance similar to the 'Gangnam Style' dance.

We see Cartman walking around a circle representing Earth. The circle is topped with flowers and birds fly around him. The background is magenta. Then the boy disappears and is replaced by a Japanese girl and a friendly yet intimidating squid, dancing along to the song.

Cartman is once more walking on the world, though the background is now sky blue. An Indian girl with a unibrow wearing a sari replaces Cartman and is sauntering on the circle, beginning to dance as soon as it ended.

We now see Cartman, Stan, and Kenny clapping along as they see. The scene cuts from the video to Kyle and Stan, Kyle looking at Stan in disbelief. Stan ignores the look he receives from his super best friend, though he feels the stare burn into his skull and a part of his soul. The scene cuts back to the video, now showing a Scotsman playing leap frog with a sheep.

We see Cartman walking around a circle representing Earth. The circle is topped with flowers and birds fly around him. The background is magenta. Then the boy disappears and is replaced by a Japanese girl and a friendly yet intimidating squid, dancing along to the song.

Now the music is nothing more than singing and clapping. The whole circle is shown with everyone featured walking around and on it. Cartman is now the only in the scene. He talks with mirth lacing his voice, his mouth smiling. Once he finishes speaking, the scene cuts to black.

*End MV*


The lights turn back on, the jaws of both boys slack. Kenny was still dead, though his corpse has not been eaten by rats. The boys were shooed out after receiving their $200.