The Kidnapped Turnabout

Deacon: Lauren maybe you should go with Lance. I'll watch things here.

Lance: Sheesh old man you need a breather or something.

Lauren: But it would be much safer if two men go and not a frail woman like me.

Deacon: I know Lance is a weakling but come on.

Lauren: Ah. Rude man.

Lance: That was uncalled for.

Deacon: Don't push it bub.

Lauren: You can't say that to Lance you disgrace.

Deacon: Don't talk back to me young lady! That is no way to speak to your father!

Lance and Lauren:…

Deacon: Oh Shit! You're not supposed to know that yet.

Lauren: What?

Lance: Dude!

Deacon: Just forget that part Lauren. Totally not important! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

(Lauren stares)

Deacon: Uh Lance help.

Lance: I don't know what you're talking about.

Deacon: Good! Good! Go with that! Let's go Lance.

(Lance and Deacon begin to leave)

Deacon: Dodged a bullet.

Gumshoe: Stop! Police!

Lance: How did you find out?

Edgeworth: Next time you contact us, try turning it off when you're done talking.

Lance: Shit!

AN: I got the idea for this one from a certain critic. Thank you Critic. But seriously it would be funny if it happened.