The Kidnapped Turnabout
Deacon: Lauren maybe you should go with Lance. I'll watch things here.
Lance: Sheesh old man you need a breather or something.
Lauren: But it would be much safer if two men go and not a frail woman like me.
Deacon: I know Lance is a weakling but come on.
Lauren: Ah. Rude man.
Lance: That was uncalled for.
Deacon: Don't push it bub.
Lauren: You can't say that to Lance you disgrace.
Deacon: Don't talk back to me young lady! That is no way to speak to your father!
Lance and Lauren:…
Deacon: Oh Shit! You're not supposed to know that yet.
Lauren: What?
Lance: Dude!
Deacon: Just forget that part Lauren. Totally not important! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
(Lauren stares)
Deacon: Uh Lance help.
Lance: I don't know what you're talking about.
Deacon: Good! Good! Go with that! Let's go Lance.
(Lance and Deacon begin to leave)
Deacon: Dodged a bullet.
Gumshoe: Stop! Police!
Lance: How did you find out?
Edgeworth: Next time you contact us, try turning it off when you're done talking.
Lance: Shit!
AN: I got the idea for this one from a certain critic. Thank you Critic. But seriously it would be funny if it happened.
