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The Scoobies finally made it to the top of the volcano.
"There's the Slayer!" Buffy cried, pointing. They had made it right on the hour, and the clockwork Slayer was waving to the crowd.
"Isn't she beautiful?" said Anya in awe.
"Yeah" agreed Xander with a goofy grin. Anya frowned jealously. Maybe the Slayer wasn't so beautiful afterall. The Slayer bowed, and began to move back towards the door. Willow chased her, trying to grab her hand, but it was too late, and she disappeared back into the volcano.
"Oh no, she's gone!" the little redhead cried.
"Go get her Willow, she's right inside" said Buffy encouragingly.
"You're right, Buffy. I'm gonna do it." Willow reached a hand out towards the door, then stopped, turning back to the others. "What if she doesn't like me?"
"You'll never know unless you try" Buffy replied.
"Yeah, just go for it" said Faith. Willow turned to Tara, whose opinion she valued most.
"G-go on" said Tara, nodding. She still wasn't sure if the whole 'Slayer Mom' thing was a good idea, if they had come this far, they had to try. Willow turned back to the door, reaching again, then hesitated. The vamp-head shaped door handles seemed to be glaring at her, growling. Tara sensed that her friend was nervous, and moved forward to hold Willow's hand and support her, when she was suddenly snatched up by one of the ninja demons, who had snuck up behind the Scoobies. She cried out in alarm, and Willow spun around to try and help her, but only suceeded in being captured herself.
"Alley oop, little babies!" the demon cackled. Another two grabbed Buffy, who was too surprised by the ambush to react straight away, and Faith, who kicked and struggled furiously. She even tried biting her captor, but as the demon was wearing gloves this proved useless. Anya and Xander almost managed to escape, but were caught by the back of their diapers, which stretched due to the leftovers from Ooey-Gooey World.
"The babies have been apprehended" said one demon into a walkie talkie. "We are on our way back to Ooey-Gooey World."
Thankfully, Ira had remained blissfully unaware of the Scoobies' absence. He was singing along to the Ooey-Gooey World song with baby Dawn giggling in his lap, and Glory beside him groaning, the song giving her a splitting headache. The ninja demons crept up behind the carriage, gently depositing the Scoobies in the back of it, then slipped away, as if they had never even been there.
"Well at least we didn't have to walk back" Xander frowned. Suddenly, the carriage hit a slight bump. Willow stumbled forward, and was forced to grab Glory's sleeve with her free hand in order to keep her balance. Glory turned, plastering a huge fake smile on her face.
"Oh, look" she said to Ira in a sickly sweet tone. "I think she likes me." Willow gasped and shrank away from her, grabbing Tara's hand for support while tightly clutching Miss Kitty in the other hand. Faith blew a rasberry at Glory, whose smile quickly faded.
Meanwhile, Oz was still sniffing around in the streets of Paris, searching for Bayarmaa. He entered a hardwaare store, but was soon chased out by a guy angrily waving a broom and fled, knocking over a trash can as he went.
"And stay out, you stupid mutt!" the guy yelled. Oz continued to follow Bayarmaa's scent, sniffing until he reached a fire hydrant and sniffed around it before bumping into something. He looked up to see Bayarmaa. The two dogs circled each other for a few minutes, sniffing, then wagged their tails happily, showing the doggie equivalent of a smile.
