Guys, if you wanted more I'm sorry, but this will be the last episode of The Silverpaw Show. I hope you ENJOYED the series wiith all its randomness and its wacky characters, but I had to end it sooner or later. This entry is a lot longer than most. Thanks for bothering to read this FanFiction. Well, without further ado, I give you the last part of The Silverpaw Show, PART 9!
PART 9:
"I was her senpai, but I wasn't gonna do all that random stuff with the murdering and all!" moaned Flamepaw. "I miss her. She's probably in ThunderClan right now, with Graypaw, and posting annoying videos about Bluestar. We have to find her!"
Dapplekit sighed. She wasn't really that disappointed about Silverpaw being kidnapped. It was just that the silver apprentice still had her purse and the credit card was inside it.
Firestar was currently with his three chicks, trying to make them reveal where Silverpaw was.
"Hey babes, would you like to come to my house tonight? I got the movies and everything ready! You just gotta tell me where the silver thingo is."
Sanstorm looked as though she was considering, Spootedleaf was looking at the tom with a ugh but you're so cute look and Cinderpaw was scared but envious of the way the two other she-cats could handle the situation.
Flamepaw was sobbing his life away as he ate a huge bowl of ice-cream. Lilypaw had reutrned without trying to kill him and now felt guilty for turning off Silverpaw's voice, which was really weird considering that she had no mercy for her own littermate.
*ARE YOU SERIOUS, LILYPAW'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES APART FROM FLAMEPAW, AND SHE IS A MANIAC! I THOUGHT DAPPLEKIT AND FIRESTAR WERE SILVERPAW'S FRIENDS! HARSH.*
Cinderpaw decided she was too young to get involved, but wanted to see the show continue, so she mewed, "Silverpaw's stuffed in an owl hole, like the place where Firestar tricked me. The kidnappers and Graypaw, well, Graystripe now, he got his warrior name, told the owl that Brokenstar killed Soren, so the owl left and never returned."
"Lol," squealed Firestar. "Cinderpaw's just won the "Tell the Truth Award" for bein-hey, wasn't someone supposed to interrupt me? Oh well, I'll just continue. She won the "Tell the Truth award for being truthful towards the most handsome brah-man in the studio!"
He padded across the twilight room the remaining presenters were stuffed into, also known as Silverpaw's bedroom. Flamepaw was gazing at pictures of Silverpaw and the crew on the walls. Dapplekit was begging Spottedleaf for herbs, hoping that she'd get poppies to make opium.
All of a sudden, Crokkedstar barged in.
"Mamma mi, where is Silverspaghetti?!" he exclaimed.
"You only just noticed that your daughter was gone? And her name is Silverpaw, you dipstick!" squealed Dapplekit, laughing.
Crookedstar lowered his eyes until they were looking at the trapdoor Silverpaw had put in front of her door for... sentimental reasons. Firestar got up and accidently pushed the lever.
"Wrong lever," he meowed, as Crookedstar fell into a bottomless hole infested with caged Gladers.
"Now can we go and get Silverpaw back?!" yelled Flamepaw.
The gang nodded, apart from Firestar, who had trotted back to his chicks. Flamepaw was frustrated, so he gently dropped a blue whale on Firestar to give the clueless tom a hint. He was picking up Silverpaw's attitude quickly. Great...
"Let's just go to the owl hole, get Silverpaw and get a life!" meeped Dapplekit.
"That is a perfect plan," yowled Flamepaw, ignoring the fact that ThunderClan would probably kill them.
They ditched Firestar to the blue whale. His she-cats stayed with him. Well, except for Cinderpaw, who had been taken hostage to show them the tree.
Flamepaw looked crazy as he exited the bramble den. He sped off to the studio's carpark, the others behind him. As he reached the carpark, he whirred the van that had once been Leafsky's into life. "Get in."
Dapplekit was first, spilling her wine all over Lilypaw and Cinderpaw in the process of trying to leap into a van that was too high for her. Cinderpaw backed away, snarling in confusion, while Lilypaw decided she would use this strange drink to kill Flamepaw someday.
Once Cinderpaw had stopped ranting, she reluctantly leapt into the vehicle, carefully watching as Dapplekit played with her empty glass. There was no space for Lilypaw in the van, as Dapplekit had blown off a seat. Therefore, she had to settle with being stuck to the outside of the van with sparkly purple duct tape. She was not amused.
Flamepaw backed out of the parking spot. Dapplekit screamed as her empty glass was knocked out of her paws and out of the van. It hit Lilypaw in the face, which set Cinderpaw off laughing. She began to throw things at Flamepaw's sister.
"Ow!" Lilypaw yowled as she was repeatedly whacked in the face with a tree.
"Stop that right now or I will throw you into the RiverClan gorge!" growled Flamepaw. "I'm getting Silverpaw back, and I will toss all of you to your deaths if you ruin this for me."
Cinderpaw resented being unable to throw stuff at Lilypaw. She had to continue looking at Dapplekit, who had produced a bottle of Fijian alcohol and was trying to knock the gray tabby apprentice out with it.
Flamepaw hissed in exasperation, slamming on the van's brakes and kncoking out both she-cats. Lilypaw could now enjoy herself as she knew they had just been in extreme pain for a heartbeat.
The flame-coloured apprentice continued driving through RiverClan territory, ferociously picking up speed once he had run over Graypool and Leopardfur. He didn't want to be caught in the act by some creep who "enforced the law". That meant his imaginery relationship with Silverpaw would stay imaginery.
*Do you think Silverpaw will fall in love with Flamepaw? Or will she go for Graystripe?*
Flamepaw turned around to ask Cinderpaw a question, then remembered that she was still knocked out, so he thought better of it and produced a mild electric shocker. He would wake Cinderpaw up and force her to show them the way, even if it meant dumping nearly all of his friends in a river that would probably be their death (or beginnings of a relationship if a handsome tom or she-cat came to rescue them).
He stopped the van right at the border between RiverClan and ThunderClan, gently turning around to zap Cinderpaw. As he zapped, her eyes flww wide open and she snarled in alarm.
"You snarl a lot. Can you stop doing that, you look super gross," meowed Flamepaw.
Cinderpaw looked slightly mutinous as he continued.
"Show me where that tree is."
The grey she-cat nodded, then meowed, "It's over there. Within the ThunderClan trees. I can scent a patrol driving past right now."
"Thank you," he meowed to the injured medicine cat apprentice.
He pushed her into a huge hole near the beginning of the ThunderClan forest and said, "Wait here in this sewer that is here for some reason, I'll be back for you, just getting the rest of us."
He unducttaped Lilypaw, and shocked awake Dapplekit. Both she-cats wanted to murder him. He hastily backed off into the trees, where Cinderpaw was waiting. "We'll have to leave them behind. Come on..."
The gray apprentice led Flamepaw into the greenery of the ThunderClan forest. "The owl hole is relatively close to the RiverClan border," she whispered. "Oh look, there it is!"
A tree with a hollowed out hole was waiting in front of them. Graystripe was guarding it. He stood up and curled his lip as the two rescue-attempters.
"You curl your lip a lot. Can you stop doing that, you look super gross," meowed Cinderpaw.
Graystripe ignored her and continued to look threatening for Flamepaw. "Get away from the apprentice, she's mine," he hissed.
"No, I really like her, and even though we're not in the same Clan and even if she rejects me, we can still be friends even if I love her!"
"But what if she wants nothing to do with you? What if she told me to tell you guys to get lost?" the new warrior growled softly.
"She wouldn't!" gasped Flamepaw.
"She already has. Silverpaw, you can climb down now."
The ground seemed to become unstable as Silverpaw climbed down the tree to meet Graystripe. They exchanged a quick word, and touched noses. Flamepaw was extremely jealous. He hadn't managed that out of Silverpaw at their first Gathering, and here she was touching noses with the guy who had ordered her to be kidnapped.
The pretty she-cat walked up to Flamepaw and meowed, "I'm sorry, Flamepaw, but you're really annoying, so go away, I think my kidnapper's more awesome."
Cinderpaw gawked at Silverpaw and meowed, "What an unpleasant she-cat!"
Flamepaw was looking down at his paws as Graystripe led Silverpaw to the border. He and Cinderpaw followed. "See ya tomorrow, babe?"
"You betcha," squealed the silver host. "Oh by the way Flamepaw, I'm quitting the Silverpaw Show."
"That is my favourite show!" yowled Cinderpaw.
"Oh well, we've all lost something today, haven't we?" muttered Flamepaw.
Silverpaw, Graystripe, Cinderpaw and Flamepaw all trotted up to the border, where Graystripe bid a farewell to Silverpaw. The air was alight with awkwardness and depression. "I hope you get your warrior name soon!"
Cinderpaw was reluctant to leave her new friend's side, as he was extremely disappointed. She decided to come with him to the van, where Lilypaw and Dapplekit were waiting with knives. When Silverpaw had been dropped off at her camp, the two apprentices made their way to the vehicle. Firestar, Sandstorm and Spottedleaf had probably left for Firestar's den by now, provided they had managed to move the blue whale. The ThunderClan leader had been so stupid, he had not realised it was a hologram, so surely the she-cats would have?
Before they leapt over the gorge's stepping stones, Cinderpaw turned around and faced Flamepaw. "That she-cat is a horrible one. Why didn't you see that? You're gonna have a hard time gettin' over it, huh?"
"Yeah, I guess," murmured the tom.
"I'll help you get through it, even if we're new to each other. Friends, or more than that?" asked Cinderpaw.
"Friends, or more than that," agreed Flamepaw brightening up.
Cinderpaw purred and pressed her muzzle gently to his. "Btw I was planning to push Silverpaw into the gorge because of this, wanna help?"
"After the way she treated me like dirt, cha!" answered Flamepaw.
They padded off into the sunset towards the van, discussing how they were going to deal with The Silverpaw Show's breakup and how binding a cat to a tree and making the tree lie face-down in water while stabbing her stomach with knives would probably kill her. Just a chance.
MOONS LATER: THESE ARE JAYPAW'S TEACHINGS:
"Wow! What a great story! But what was the point of me sitting her for the entire day listening to you go on and on about a TV show that was on ages ago?" asked Toadkit.
"You've gotta learn that she-cats are freaks and full of mouse-dung so you don't go and date one or let them break your heart, like Silverpaw did to Flamepaw. At least he found Cinderpaw after that."
"So that's the point of this story? Okay thanks. I'll go tell Rosekit she's a scumbag, she's probably dealing drugs with the WindClan kits again."
Jaypaw purred, not with amusement but because cats actually do that when they were in pain. He had been scrunched in a crouch all day to look legendary, but it hurt so much. The purring soothed his shoulders.
Foxpaw suddenly poked his head in the den. "i have girl problems. It's about Ivykit," he began, but Jaypaw snarled at him at scratched at the apprentice, forcing his orange-furred face out of the medicine cat den.
Leafpool came in at that moment with borage in her jaws. "Why the hell would you do that?!"
"Because I'm worth it," growled Jaypaw. "I was not telling the story of unloyal, rude she-cats again!"
"Oooohhh, we got another tom chasing after a cute she-cat? Look out StarClan," she muttered.
Jaypaw turned away from her and let out a soft hiss of satisfaction. Toadkit would never get a mate. He would tell this story only to idiot kits who were dumb enough to believe that all she-cats were as bad as Silverpaw. Then ThunderClan would die out.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
See, look at Jaypaw. He's so evil! It's not just Tigerstar.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GO ALL FLIRTY WITH ALL THE PRETTIEST SHE-CATS.
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THE END
