Hi again! Man, I'm so late, I could be pregnant...
Anyway, I'm really sorry, but this chapter is really short. I kinda ran out of things to use in this one, but I swear, the next one will be much longer.
Disclaimer: Nope
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"Hey, isn't that the girl we met earlier?" Naruto nudged Kiba and pointed towards a pink-haired girl.
"...Maybe, I can't tell from here." Kiba answered, unwrapping a candy bar.
"Oh come on, how many pink-haired people have you seen here? It's definitely her." the blond whined.
"So?" the tattooed man took a bite of the chocolate.
"She's cute."
"I have Hinata."
"I know that, that's why I'm asking fot help." Naruto sighed, glancing at the pinkette.
"You. Asking for help on girls." Kiba stared at him.
"Yeah, it's been a long time since I tried to seduce somebody."
Not counting Sasuke. Naruto thought. Wait. What?
"So what do ya need my help for?" the brunet asked cautiously, not noticing the frown on his friend's face.
The blond straightened his face before replying. "I don't know, give me some tips or something. How'd you ask Hinata out?"
"Well for starters, I'd known her more than a day before I asked her out. Maybe that had something to do with her saying yes."
"...Wish me luck." Naruto grinned, not paying attention to the brunet's advice.
"Dude, you don't even know her name!"
"Well it's a good way to start a conversation." the blond shrugged.
Kiba shook his head. "You are fucking insane."
Naruto smirked. "Yep."
"Go get her."
"Definitely." the Uzumaki grinned, running a hand through his hair. Standing upright, Naruto headed towards the girl. The pinkette was sitting on a bench and reading.
"Hi!" the blond began in a cheery voice. The girl looked up from her book and nodded slightly.
"We kinda met earlier. I'm Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki."
"Sakura Haruno." The pinkette tilted her head. "Weren't you that guy that Sai hit on?"
"Yeah...Why'd you make that bet anyway?"
Sakura scoffed. "I was hoping to get an easy 20 bucks. Apprently not, 'cause Sai can act like a real faggot if he wants to." she said.
Naruto frowned slightly. "You shouldn't call people 'faggots. It's offensive to gay people."
The pinkette stared at him. "Why the hell should you care? You gay as well?"
"No, but a few of my friends are." The two older Uchihas and their partners were a nice bunch of people in his opinion. Sasuke was a jerk.
Sakura wrinkled her nose. "Gay people are disgusting. I mean, what is the point of loving someone the same gender as you? I'm kinda happy that gay marriage is illegal."
"So what you're saying is, some people shouldn't be allowed to be happy? That's just..."
"If you don't like the way I think, you can leave." Sakura dismissed him rudely, opening her book again.
Naruto huffed as the pinkette buried herself into the book. Sighing, he turned around and headed towards Kiba. The brunet had finished his candybar and was pulling another one out of his pocket. Unwrapping it, he spoke.
"So? How'd it go?"
The shorter man scowled. "She's a bit of a bitch. And I only got her name."
"Man you've gone rusty." Kiba chuckled, biting into his chocolate.
"Hell no. She's just gotta get used to the amazingness that is Naruto Uzumaki!"
She might change.
"Whatever you say dude."
"Oh fuck you." Naruto growled, glaring at the brunet. He grabbed the man's chocolate, biting off a big piece before Kiba could stop him.
"Hey!"
"Ohmigod. Hershey's is the best." the blond moaned thickly through a mouthful of chocolate.
Glowering at his friend, Kiba snatched the Hershey's bar back. "Get your own damn chocolate."
"Why should I?"
" 'Cause this is mine. You're rich enough to buy some." the tattooed man bit into the candy.
Instead of answering, Naruto flipped him off.
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"Skipping college on your first day?" Itachi asked his little brother. Normally, Sasuke was a person who always went to class, got along with his teachers and almost never got into trouble. The only one with a more perfect record was the older Uchiha. Itachi had always been the top of his class, getting full points on almost every test.
"Hn."
"Why?"
"Because Naruto had a passenger." Sasuke snapped. The day before, Kiba had pestered Naruto into promising a ride to college with his car. The blond made him swear that it would be a one-time thing, he didn't really feel like driving Kiba everyday. Besides, if the brunet hitched a ride, Sasuke wouldn't have a place to sit. So it would either be the trunk, or sitting in Kiba's or Naruto's lap. The Uchiha wouldn't fit in the trunk, so that was ruled out. Sitting in a non-spiritwatcher's lap would be strange.
And there was no way in hell that Sasuke was sitting in Naruto's lap again. Even though it hadn't been the worst of experiences, it had felt wrong.
Maybe he needs to be sitting in my lap. Sasuke's eyes widened at the thought.
"Goddammit brain. No." the raven smacked himself.
"Excuse me?"
Shit. Sasuke had forgotten that Itachi was still in the room. Turning around, he invented wildly. "I just remembered that I don't have any textbooks."
Itachi raised an eyebrow. "Use Naruto's."
"Hn. Don't you have anything else to do besides stand here?"
"Actually, yes I do. Kisame's waiting." the older Uchiha said blankly, turning towards the door. Sasuke sighed in relief as he watched his brother walk out the door.
Running a hand over his face, his thoughts returned to his blond housemate.
No matter how much he hated it, Sasuke had to admit that Naruto was good-looking. Small frame, blond hair, sun-kissed skin, shockingly blue eyes...Not many males could pull off a feminine look like that.
Too bad that his personality was a total bitch.
The Uchiha sighed lightly. He knew very well that there would be absolutely no chance of him and Naruto dating, partly because he still hated the dobe, partly because Naruto was straight.
I've still got college...
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Idk, I used a Hershey's bar 'cause I felt like it. They are the best.
And a note to one of my classmates. Qki, I based Sakura off you in this chapter. Why do you even read this fic if you hate gay people? I mean seriously.
The next chapter will be up much sooner, I promise. See ya!
