OMR! I ACTUALLY UPDATED IN A RESONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME! GASP! IT'S A MIRICAL! So yea here's the next chapter. I promised myself I wouldn't make a lot a references in the story cuz I feel like I'm stealing stuff from the abridged series but well drunk Marik is like abridged Marik to me and I couldn't help it. Also I just got the best birthday present form Layla Camille Julia. Like 2 months early. she writing me a story and posting it on here. GO READ IT! she deserves the reads! Its called Music is Truth. Read her other stuff while you're at it. I feel like a advertisement. Haha jk THANKS GIRL! YOUR AWESOME! Also the comments you guys are hilarious. They make my day. This note is really long and most of it has nothing to do with the story. I really should stop rambling. BUT I LOVE TALKING! Actually no I'm really quite. Imma shut up now. Kbye.
-Kat.
I DON'T OWN YUGIOH! *SOBS*
I DO NOT ENCOURAGE UNDERAGE DRINKING DON'T DO IT KIDDIES! THE MORNINGS ATER ARNT WORTH IT! KBYE FOR REAL!
Chapter 11
"Marik would you just come down?" I yelled at the man yelling at the sky on top of the tower in the play ground. He was sitting on the roof of the old wooden tower yelling about how Mel Gibson was trying to kill him. The bottle in his hand was almost empty. I had come back from the kitchen with coffee to see that Marik had finished the other half of the bottle from before and he was already drunk. He then stumbled into the kitchen and went straight to the cabinet I had the other one in.
"Marik don't." I had said to him. He looked at me and smiled drunkenly. "I saw you steal these you know. I don't miss e-everything. You should steal more often flu-hic-ffy. It's really useful." He slurred. He grabbed the second bottle and headed for the door. "Come on fluffy! Let's go on an adventure!" he yelled and started running towards the door. Drunk or not he's pretty fast. He ran/stumbled to this park and started climbing the play ground. I followed hi the whole way. Every time I would try to grab him and turn him around he would do one of three things, lash out, try to bite me, or he would crush his lips against mine drunkenly.
"No Kitty! I want to stay up here. You go away!" he yelled taking another swung of the alcohol.
"Marik it's almost 1 in the morning. You're being really loud. You're probably going to fall and hurt yourself. Just get you skinny ass down here!" I yelled really starting to get irritated.
"You think I'm skinny?" he yelled back.I groaned but then I was spun around and lifted from the ground by my collar.
"What the hell were you thinking giving him alcohol? I knew you were stupid Bakura but not this stupid." My captor yelled at me. I looked up to see Melvin looking pissed. I grabbed his hands and pulled them off me. I fell to the ground. I stood up.
"Look its al I could think of. And at least I called to get you guys to help me get him down. Now unless you're only here to beat the shit out of me then I suggest you figure out a way to get him down. "I said brushing the dirt off my pants Melvin pushed my aside and walked over to the bottom of the tower Marik was still yelling from. Bad idea.
"MARIK GET DOW!" I snorted. Melvin turned and glared at me. "What?" he growled at me. I opened my mouth to warn him but Marik had already hawked a lugie and spit it directly at Melvin. H laughed as Melvin had looked up at the worst moment and I landed right in his face. "You little bitch! That's it I'm coming up there!" He yelled and started to climb up the old wooden structure.
"Why am I not surprised it's you four that causing all the noise?" a voice from behind me said. Ryou and I turned to see Yami and Yugi standing behind us in their pajamas and looking tired and irritated.
"Shut it Pharaoh. We can't get him down. "I growled at him and turned back to watch Melvin climb the tower. He was about half way up. "Why are you ever here anyway?" I asked him
"We live right over there. We heard him along with the rest of the neighborhood. "He Yami answered looking up at Marik.
"How did he get up there? And is he drunk?" Yugi asked.
"Yes he is. He just started climbing. He will spit on you if you get to close."
"RA DAMNIT MARIK! IM GOING TO KICK YOUR SKINNY ASS!" Melvin yelled. We turned to see him Wiping his face again cleaning off another spit wad Marik had dropped on him. Melvin lost his balance and looked like he was going to fall.
"Shit" I cursed and ran over to try and catch him. He did fall and instead of catching him I more or less just cushioned his fall. He land on the ground with a thump Melvin sitting on my back, my face in the dirt. "Get off me you bloody wanker." I yell at him and get gets up chuckling.
"You sound more and more British every day." I flip him off and looked up at Marik who was still drinking from the bottle.
"how the hell are we going to do this?"I asked no one in particular. Just then Marik stood up and looked down at us.
"Pharaoh! We are here for your leather pants!" he slurred down at us. I groaned.
"Not this again. You may want to cover your ears. He's about to sing. "I warned. Yami walked over to me.
"Why does he want my pants?" He said and Marik began singing very loudly and very badly.
"He thinks they're your power source. He came up with a song before battle city. There's a video and every-GAH!" u grunted as Marik tried to hit a high note and just more or less screeched. "That's it someone give me a rock. I'm going to kill this kid.
"Get in line Fluffy. I got first dibs." Melvin muttered next to me. Yami chuckled.
"You two both know that you can't kill him right? Or all of us get sent back. "He said with a slight hint of warning. I laughed.
"We won't kill him, just beat the crap out of him. "
"But 'Kura! If you beat the crap out of him he really won't forgive you!" Melvin said laughing.
"I think he already has, or maybe he was just using me. He jumped we earlier." I said starting up at the drunken teen still "singing".
"Wait, did you?" Melvin asked walking closer to me looking pissed. I held my hands up.
"We didn't do anything. I pushed him away." He glared at me then looked away.
"Good. One episode of drunken sex is enough." Yami looked at us confused.
"What about drunk sex now?" he asked.
"That's what Marik wasn't telling me. I was drunk the first night of battle city ad we slept together. I only remember bits and that's cuz I'm trying to." I explained to him not taking my eyes of Marik. I heard Yami chuckle.
"I always thought Marik was gay." I laughed.
"Oh no! He's totally straight. He just had a moment of weakness. "I said scarsticly. Yami laughed.
"How far in the closet is he?"
"He's built himself a nice little nest in there. He'll find Narnia before he finds his way out of there. "Melvin said walking up to the tower again. "Bakura walk to the other side. Yami walk to the front. I'm going to shake this and hopefully we can catch him when he falls."
"This is a bad idea." I mutter to myself but follow his instructions. Once Yami and I were in place he started shaking the tower and Marik began to lose his balance.
"EARTHQUAKE!" He slurred and he started to teeter over the edge.
"Shit, he falling towards me." I muttered and he fell. I opened my arms to catch him and he landed in them but I lost my balance and fell the ground. Marik sat up straddling my waist giggling like the drunk he was.
"Fluffy why are you on the ground? "He giggled and stared down at me. "You're look so cute fluffy! You hair is all around you and you're so tan!" he giggled and then his face changed and he held his hand over his mouth. "I'm going to throw up." I quickly shoved him off me.
"Not on me you're not. " I grunted and I lifted him up and pulled him towards a trash can. He leaned over is and spilled the contents of his stomach into the bin. I grabbed his hair and pulled it back. "Could today get any worse?" Melvin laughed.
"Careful Bakura. You may jinx us. Let's get him home before he does something else stupid." I laughed and Marik had turned from the can and looked at me.
"Carry me!" he stated and held his arms around my neck. I groaned and picked him up bridal style and headed started walking towards Ryou's car. The rest of them followed.
"We'll see you guys tomorrow. Have fun with drunken giggly Marik." Yami said smiling as he and a very tired Yugi walked back to their house. We got to Ryou's car but he didn't unlock it. I looked at him.
"Are you going to unlock it or are we just going to hope it open on its own?" I asked him.
"Oh no. you are walking. You got him drunk you shall take him home. I don't want Marik barf all over my car. Better hurry." He said and I looked at him shocked
"Are you kidding? " I asked him.
"No. you caused this. Now walk." He said getting in his car and Melvin following. Melvin grinned at me as they drove away and I groaned. Marik stirred in my arms.
"Fluffy stop making those noises." I groaned again.
"Got back to sleep Marik. This is going to be a long walk." I stated and started me treck to Ryou's apartment.
THE NEXT MORNING! MARIK'S HUNGOVER AS FUCK!
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
"What the hell." I groaned as I sat up in, Bakura's bed? What the fuck? I quickly took I'm my surroundings. I was in Bakura's room still in the clothes I wore yesterday. Wait what happened yesterday? I went to my apartment then a fight and Ishziu and Odeon are gone and then back here than nothing. I stood up and got out of the bed and almost fell over. "Holy Ra my head hurts." I groaned. I made my way into the kitchen and found Ryou, Bakura, and Melvin dressed and sitting at the table. They looked up as I entered. Melvin grinned
"Good morning!" He said much too loudly. My head pounded and I groaned. Bakura just laughed at me.
"With all the shit you put me through yesterday I say were even Ishtar." He said chuckling. I looked at him confused.
"What did I do?" I asked.
"Let's see. You ran drunk, to the park across school and climbed the tower. You probably scared the shit out of the people living around there. You spit on Melvin and I. You sang, and then I had to carry you home. Actually I believe you owe me Marik." he said smirking. I groaned and sat down at the table. Ryou handed me a glass of water and two pills. I reached to grab them but Melvin beat me to it.
"No, no, no. you're going to deal with this as pay back for spitting on me. Go get dressed. Were going out today." I groaned again.
"Why?" I asked taking a drink from the glass Ryou gave me.
"Because we want to torture you some more. Hurry up we want to leave at 10" Bakura said sanding up. I looked at the clock on the wall. It was 930.
"I can't get ready by then!" I yelled then I groaned as my head throbbed. Bakura smirked and patted me on the back.
"Then you better hurry your ass up Binky boy. I'm dragging you out here whether you're ready or not." I groaned and went back into Bakura's room. "By the way Marik, Ryou and Melvin went to your apartment and grabbed you some clothes and necessities. There on the desk." I looked there and there were clothes. They were my jean sleeveless jacket and kakis. I changed quickly deciding that a shower would take too long. I brushed my hair and put o my Kohl marks and brushed my teeth. The entire time I had to hold my head because it was throbbing so badly. I walked back out to the kitchen where Bakura waited. Melvin and Ryou were gone. Bakura smirked at me. He was in dark blue jeans and a red hoodie.
"Where are we going?" I asked him walking towards the door. Bakura smirked and pushed me through the door.
"Some where I know you'll love." He said and we walked down to Ryou's car were they sat waiting. We climbed into the back seat and Ryou drove off looking excited. "So Marik how much do you remember of last night?" Bakura asked. I though back to last night.
"I remember thinking I was a vampire and climbing up something. I remember falling and then throwing up. That's just about it. How much trouble did I cause?" I asked. Bakura chuckled.
"You work up the Pharaoh and his midget and ruined a perfectly good Lady Gaga song." My eyes widened.
"What did I sing? Please tell me it wasn't leather pants?" Bakura chuckled and nodded. I groaned. "Please tell me nothing else bad happened." Melvin laughed.
"Oh there's more but we feel we should tell you in doses so you don't kill yourself from embarrassment." He chuckled. I groaned again letting my face fall into my hands.
"I'm never drinking again." I said into my hands. Ryou snorted.
"Doubt it." I flipped him off and sat back in my seat head still hurting. We drove in silence for about 15 minutes till Ryou had pulled into a parking lot. I looked out the window to see were where we were. I stared at the entrance arch.
"You're kidding me." I said turning to glare at Bakura. He just smirked back.
"What's wrong Marik? Don't like zoos?"
I have too much fun with drunken scenes. And I know most of this doesn't make sense and I had a plan that Marik would go to school hungover but then I realized that they wouldn't be at school because it was Sunday. I was pissed. So I have to come up with something different. Also I thought of a much better way for the end of chapter ummmm 9 I think. Which ever was the one where Marik is almost taken back to Egypt. It would have been so much better. UGH! Stupid brain taking forever to think of good ideas. Well idk why I put this down here. Soooooo Imma go now. I got places to be and people to kill! JK! IM NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE!
KBYE!
-Kat
