Hmmm things are really moving aren't they? Poor Ryuu seems to have been forgotten…
also i have nothing against the movie mentioned however I've never seen it, but really nothing against it :)
once again i own nothing but my insane character known as Fern :D LET THE STORY BEGIN!
(oh & i'm still having writer's block so if any of you who reads this have any ideas let me know! chances are i won't use them, but they'll give me ideas!)
The host club and Fern had spent the entire day outside and now they were all sitting together watching the sun set over the water. Everyone was tired from goofing around earlier and ready to fall asleep. Fern was wearing her white shirt again, much to the dismay of the twins, and was resting her head on her knees as she was lost in thought staring at nothing in particular.
Kyoya looked at his watch that said it was close to 8:30. "I believe we should head back to the house. The staff should have dinner prepared shortly and we all need to clean up."
Everyone nodded and got up and sluggishly made their way back to the house to shower. After they all had cleaned up they sat around the table waiting for their food. Fern's stomach growled rather loudly and Honey looked over at her.
"You must be really hungry Fern!"
She put a hand over her stomach like she was trying to shush it. "Yeah I've only been snacking today and I really want some food."
Honey became intrigued by Fern's liking of food. "Do you like eating sweets?"
"Who doesn't? I could eat cake and cookies all day if I could." Her stomach let out another growl at the mention of sweets.
"Takashi! Fern likes cake like I do!" Takashi nodded his head. "Can she eat some with us later?" Another nod.
"Sorry Honey. I do love cake, but after dinner I'm going to bed."
"Aw please Fern! Pretty please with a strawberry on top!"
"...what kind of cake?"
"YAY!" Honey started to jump up and down in his seat. "And later we should watch a movie together! With everyone!"
"You should probably ask them first Honey."
Before Honey asked the other host club members nodded their heads in agreement. Then the food was served.
True to his word Honey had gone into the kitchen and came back to the living room with a whole cart full of sweets. As everyone got settled to watch the movie Fern and Honey hovered over the cart trying to decide which cake should be eaten first. The both sat down with at least five pieces of cake all different flavors. Fern put a piece into her mouth and smiled at its taste.
With food in her mouth she began to talk. "So what movie are we watching?"
Tamaki jumped up and shoved a movie case into her face. "We are going to watch this one! It's about these two rough cowboys who are lonely and they live on a ranch and learn the power of friendship! I heard it's a very good film!"
She pushed him back and took the case and almost gaged on her fork. Fern tried not to laugh. He does know what this movie really is about right? "Tamaki are you sure you want to watch Brokeback Mountain?"
"Yes it seems like a very good movie don't you think?"
"Well if anything I'm sure Hikaru and Kaoru will like it."
"Put the movie in Tama-chan!"
Fern settled herself down with her cakes between Haruhi and Honey. This will most definitely be interesting...
And the movie started.
"Haruhi, Fern close your eyes this is inappropriate for a ladies like you!" Tamaki was chucking pillows at the screen trying to 'block' the images from the two girls.
Haruhi was rolling her eyes. "Tamaki my dad is a cross-dresser honestly seeing homosexuals does not bother me." He had finally found the remote and shut off the TV.
"Tamaki you'd think being around the twins you would be used to stuff like that." Fern had remained calm throughout the film seeing as she has seen it before and continued eating her last piece of cake.
"But Haruhi I was trying to be a good father and protect your innocence!"
"You're not my father Tamaki." With that she got up and left for her room with Tamaki running after her only to have the door slammed in his face.
Fern stacked her plates with Honey's. "So does he always overreact like that?"
"I believe it may be a chemical imbalance within his body." Kyoya had started turning off lights letting everyone know it was time to go to sleep as he left.
Takashi picked up a sleeping Honey and left to their rooms. Hikaru and Kaoru had fallen asleep on the floor so Fern walked over and poked them with her foot till they woke up.
"Get up ya dirty demons. Time for bed."
Kaoru sat up and stretched his arms above his head and Hikaru took this moment to wrap his arms around Kaoru's stomach. "I'll help you get ready for bed Kaoru."
"AH TWINCEST! IT BURNS!" Fern covered her eyes and ran to the safety of her room.
Fern laid in bed staring at the ceiling. "Okay so I have my tears and Takashi's blood, but I still need his tears and my blood and how do I get a kiss it doesn't make sense!"
She got up and picked the card of the desk. "What do you mean! Oh wait." Fern read the card closer to see it said that to seal the spell you are to kiss the person you are using it on.
"Oh so I do everything and then when I'm finished I kiss him and that starts the spell. I guess that makes sense. Still though how do I make him cry?" She paced around her room trying to think of an answer. "Well I can figure that out later, but first I should get my blood." Fern went into the bathroom and took her shaving razor out of the shower and got ready to try to get some blood. "Okay just a quick small, super tiny cut and that's it!" She held the razor over her leg. "I can't do this...but I have to do this, but it's going to hurt!" Fern took a deep breath and put the razor on her skin, but quickly withdrew it and chucked it across the bathroom. "Nope not gonna happen! No way am I going to do that. How else can I get blood?" Then she got an idea. "A bloody nose would work! I could just get one of the guys mad and maybe they'd punch me...wait that probably isn't a good idea. Would it be weird to ask one of them to do it? Eh who cares I'm not punching myself."
Fern flopped back down onto her bed and yawned. "Tomorrow I'll figure something out." And then she fell asleep.
The next morning Fern was eating breakfast with Honey. He still annoys me to death, but he has a great taste in food. Heh taste that's a pun and I thought of it all by myself! Okay even in my thoughts that sounded stupid...
"Hey Fern!" The twins had appeared on either side of her face as she shoved a spoon full of oatmeal into her mouth.
"Get out of my bubble!"
"We are taking you shopping today Fern!"
"I think not!"
"Aw please Shokubutsu!"
"When hell freezes over."
"How do you know it hasn't already?"
"That was a stupid comeback."
The twins glared at her and Hikaru leaned in closer till his nose touched her cheek. "Come. Shopping. With. Us."
Fern put her hand on his chest and shoved him back and stood up. "Why do I need to go shopping with you two so badly anyways!"
Kaoru decided to join the conversation. "Because we looked at your clothes and they do nothing to flatter your body figure."
"You went through my clothes? That. Is. VERY CREEPY!"
The twins just shrugged. "So will you come with us?"
She thought for a moment then realized something and smiled. "I'd love to," Their faces lit up. "But I hardly have any money to spend on clothes. Sorry."
Again they shrugged. "We'll just buy everything for you."
Fern stood there shocked. "You would just spend your money on me? Why?"
"We want you to look good. Is that such a bad thing?"
"No I guess not." Now knowing she wouldn't have to pay Fern thought that maybe a shopping trip with the twins wouldn't be so bad.
"So you'll come!"
"I suppose..."
They caught Fern in a tight hug. "Yay our Shokubutsu will go shopping with us!"
"Let go of me and quit calling me that!"
/At the shopping center near the house/
"No. It's ugly. I'm not trying that on. Hahaha no. Do you think I would wear that?"
The twins were holding up different outfits and Fern kept refusing each one.
Hikaru threw the clothes he was holding onto one of the store attendants. "If we are paying for the clothes you're gonna have to try some on!"
"But can't I at least pick out some clothes!"
"If we approve."
"But you won't."
"That's the point. I mean have you seen what you wear?"
"I can't believe I thought I would actually enjoy this."
Kaoru tried to help. "How about you tell us what you like and we'll find clothes that fit that and what we think would look good on you?"
Hikaru and Fern crossed their arms. "Fine."
hehe i'm using a lot of these bar line things ^_^
"Ouch! You did that on purpose!" Fern flinched as Hikaru poked her with a pin.
"Just hold still! This dress needs to hit you just right so I got to pin it."
"Well stop stabbing me then!"
"Hikaru try being more gentle. You don't want Fern's blood on the dress."
Fern's ears perked up when she heard Kaoru talk. She began to grin and when she saw Hikaru getting ready to pin the dress again she moved causing him to poke her with the pin. Actually he practically stabbed her.
"God dammit Hikaru! That freaking hurt!"
"Well you moved!"
"Great now she's bleeding."
Fern hopped off the stool she was on and went to her bag to grab a kleenex dabbed the blood off the fabric, using spit when necessary. "There all better!" She folded the kleenex and put it back in her bag and continued getting pestered by the twins.
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okay i need help i have no clue where to go from here...seriously any ideas would be fantastic right now! :D
