"Ok Dick, I think it's time you got the…talk." Bruce said on the edge of his seat,
"Which talk, the puberty talk, or that other talk, I already got the puberty talk, so I'm guessing it's…" Dick said not attempting to finish his sentence.
"Yes, so anyway, I believe you are at that age were you should know what….that thing is" Bruce said nervously.
"Ok" Dick said getting ready to head for the door.
"Ok so, when a guy likes a girl and she likes him and they get together, they may be very attracted to each other and may decide to have…" Bruce paused, "You know, se- well you know what it is, so getting to that, when they do that the guy or girl will…"
"And that's what that thing is, so now you know." Bruce said getting up and leaving the room. Dick just sat there shuddering.
"Well that was easier than I thought" Bruce said to Alfred as he passed him.
"That was the worst 15 minutes of my life" Dick said walking past the two.
"It' funny Master Bruce, that's the same thing you said when you got the talk" Alfred said shaking his head.
Ok guys, honestly I don't like the ending much but its funny.
