Be My Valentine!

Part XI: Bad Bromance

Purpledolpin05: Really cheesy title based n Lady Gaga's song but thankfully Jones/Cyd are only seen as best bros than boyfriend-girlfriend material. Anyway, back to shoutouts!

To TKDP: Thanks for the review, yeah we can all conclude that Folly is OTP goals, plus Fletcher is always shy around Molly it's just too cute to deny their crushes on each other. Hope you will like this chapter.

To The Dreamer With A Passion: Thanks for the review. Yeah Jones/Cyd are BrOTP goals, we'll have to see how they spend their day. Hope you'll like this update.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from their respective DCOMs, Disney Movies, Disney Shows or Disney XD shows. Enjoy!


"Hello everyone, and we are back with a new episode/chapter for Be My Valentine!" Lou introduced herself. "My name is Lou and I will be one of the hostess for today's event."

Lou turned to her colleagues, "And these are my fellow Woodchuck fangirls- Evie Queen, and Tracy Li/Chimokuri. And our two male hosts- Jay and Carlos De Ville."

The cameras turned to see Evie and Carlos making a scrapbook filled with pictures of all the couples the camera has gotten so far. While Tracy was a bit busy trying to punch Jay for flirting with her.

"Well, we get along MOST of the time." Lou corrected.

"Ok, c'mon let's get this show started already!" Jay reminded.

"Alright," Lou rolled her eyes, before smiling over.

"So in this one, we will be doing a friendship pairing for a change. ANd this one would be...Jones and Cyd!" Evie announced as Tracy quickly choked on her water.

"Excuse me, WHAT?!" Tracy demanded. "My brother isn't interested in anyone!"

"It's a Brotherly friendship pairing," Carlos explained slowly as if he was talking to a toddler.

"I'm 19, not 1!" Tracy hissed as Carlos backed off slowly.

"I'll play the clips." Evie grinned as she hit the play button of the remote.


(Bromance) Couple: Jones Li/Chimokuri x Cyd Ripley (Best Friends Whenever)

Jones Li is your everyday teenage boy, except that he's really sarcastic, rebellious, somewhat a sadist and asexual. He's one of the guys who doesn't wanna date anyone.

Cyd "Ripley" CLayton is a VK from the Isle who is tomboyish, violent and a good friend of Jones.

Today is Valentines' Day, but for the pranking duo it's just another day they waste by playing pranks on unsuspecting people.

"Hey Jones!" Cyd hollered as she waved over. Her roommate/best friend, Shelby White (daughter of Queen of White from Alice in Wonderland) had gone off for a whittling 'date' with Logan Krane.

"Hey Cyd! Are you ready for your first Valentine Pranks with the Master of Pranks himself?" Jones smirked.

"You're darn right I am!" Cyd nodded eagerly.

"But first, we need some helping hands." Jones nodded as he whistled.

Moments later, 7 kids ran in. Jackie and his sister Chloe, along with Toby Duncan (Chloe's "special friend"), Bret and Chet the red-haired twins, along with Lewy and Beast Diaz.

"What's the orders?" Jackie chirped, despite of being 5, he was already as tall as Charlie (who was in 2nd grade by now)

"We are going to spend the day by pranking on yucky couples." Jones explained.

"This is gonna be awesome!" Cyd cheered

And so begins the Valentines Day of Pranks.


First up; is to prank the most obnoxious couple of their school. Ethan Charming and Stephanie Summers.

"Ok, so how are we gonna ruin their day?" Cyd asked.

"Soap boxes!" Lewy and Beast suggested as Jones nodded.

"Do what you're best at, boys." Jones nodded.

"I'm thinking...bees and wasps in flowers trick." Jones smirked.

Needless to say, while Ethan was buying flowers for his girlfriend, Jones stashed a beehive inside the bouquet.

"Here are some lovely flowers to my lovely girlfriend." Ethan Charming gave the flowers, that was when Jones blew a custom made whistle for animals.

That was when the swarm of bees and wasps flew out and attacked the two lovers.

"AHHHHH!" the two teens screamed as they ran, in which by ran, Ethan jumped into his girlfriend's arms in bridal style.

"That, was, so,cool!" Cyd cheered. "Let's do it again!"

"Ok you pick the unlucky lovers!" Jones nodded.

"I called dibs on pranking Aspen, she is not dating anyone but I don't like her!" Cyd suggested.

"Brilliant! Oh Cyd, if I were straight, I'd hug you!" Jones grinned.


Their second victim is that no-good snobbish vixen Aspen Summers.

The gang spotted that creepy and snobby teenager, Aspen. She was whining after being rejected by Roman.

"Ok, commence operation Drench the Wench!" Jones smirked as all the kids and Cyd all beamed.

Aspen sat under a bench and kept complaining of why didn't Roman wanted to date her. Lewy and Beast had climbed up a tree to wait for Jones' signal to dump a bucket of stinky mud mixed with anything that is smelly and rotten on the girl.

"I just don't get it! Roman is hot, I am hot. It's like we were meant to be!"

"Meant to be alright, meant to be a NoTP!"Cyd smirked as she aimed a slingshot to hit a bee's nest to fall onto Aspen's hair before cuing Lewy and Beast to dump the bucket of BO mud bath and Bret and Chet to TP Aspen.

It might sound abit cruel but Aspen is a brat to everyone so it's sort of karma.

"Now?" Cyd turned to Jones.

"Now!" Jones smirked as he whistled. Cyd grinned with mischief before she aimed the slingshot and hit the bee's nest with a rock.

With a sure shot, the bee's nest fell onto Aspen. Lewy and Beast knew it was their signal to drop the mud onto Aspen.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" Aspen exclaimed in shock and disgust.

"I guess this is our cue! Ready Chet?" Bret turned to his twin.

"Ready as you are, Bret!" Chet nodded before the ran out of their hiding spots and threw toilet paper over the princess.

"WHO DID IT?!" Aspen yelled before Jones whistled to motion everyone else to run away

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Cyd cheered, fist bumping Jones.

"Like how Aspen screamed for the hills?! That is genius!" Jones snickered.

"You're our hero, Jones!" Jackie and Chloe chirped.

"When I grow up, I wanna be like you!" Toby Duncan grinned.

"There can only be one me." Jones winked as everyone laughed. "ok let's get some drinks, my treat. mostly because I stole some of Aspen's money just now."

"You are a despicable, sneaky, shady little man!" Cyd gasped in horror as she exclaimed, before she broke into a sly grin. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!"

"YAY! FOOD!" Toby Duncan and Chloe both screamed as they ran off hand in hand to the milkshake store.

"TOBY! STOP HITTING ON CHLOE!" Jackie yelled as he followed.

"MILKSHAKES!" Bret and Chet, along with the Diaz twins grinned as they all ran off, leaving the two teens behind.

"You know how hard it is to find someone who gets me?!" Cyd exclaimed, as she grinned at Jones.

"Totally, it is not easy to find someone who understands me AND my pranks!" Jones exclaimed as Cyd giggled.

"You know the song 'Bad Romance'?" Jones asked as Cyd looked at him oddly.

"Well we have a bad bromance!" Jones broke into a grin as they both fist bumped.

~Clip Ended~


"Well I am actually glad Jones and Cyd are not a couple, because they would be the most disastrous ones ever!" Lou commented.

"Yeah it's nice to see a couple that stands out. By that I meant friendship couple." Carlos chuckled.

"So what couple will we be watching next?" Evie asked.

"I'm not sure, but I think it's ok for you to take a day off, Trace." the authoress turned to Tracy.

"Ok!" Tracy shrugged.

"Why does SHE get days off WITHOUT me?!" Jay asked.

"She has a bunch of business to attend to." the authoress shrugged.

"I'll follow her." Jay offered, gaining odd looks from everyone else.

"I need to see if she needs help!" Jay claimed as his face blushed a bit.


As soon as Tracy and Jay were gone, the authoress turned to the camera and the cast with a smirk.

"There is a reason of why I asked them to leave." The authoress said. "The next chapter, although I only update this story only on Febrauary's each year now, but I want some extra love triangle snippets of Roman/Tracy/Jay in the next chapter."

"You want us to see your one-sided love of Tracy and Roman without Trace and Jay around?" Evie frowned.

"Well yeah, because it was a deleted scene from the Valentines' Day chapter." The authoress stated.

"Oh, ok!" Carlos nodded.

"Imma ready for the feels!" Lou claimed as she got her tissue boxes ready.

"Ok that's all for today, feel free to fave, follow, review and tell us what you think of the Jyd bromance, and no while Jones and Cyd have a lot In common but they are only bros." Evie claimed.

"Thanks for reading and have a nice day!" Carlos grinned as they ended the scene