Me: Hmmm…
Erik: What is it?
Me: I've been getting reviews that Amelia is a Mary Sue.
Erik: Well she does have wings, sharp teeth, and horn…What did you expect?
Me: I expected nothing less *Hums in thought*
Erik: What else is going on up there :D
Me: People seem to think she's a self insert
Erik: WTF?
Me: You really have gotten the hang of modern language XD
Erik: Eh, what are you going to do? *Shrugs*
Me: :D Anyways… Amelia will never be a self insert I may act a little like her, but I give all my characters a little piece of me. I just tend to give them my more vulnerable aspects
Erik: I know
Me: In the next chapter you will see my best friend, Erik in the Author note :)
Erik: You have a friend named after moi?
Me: Yeah! xD
Erik: Incredible!
Romano: CAN SOMEONE OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!
Italy: *opens gate to hamster cage*
Erik: FREEDOM!
Italy: That was easy!
Romano: SHUT UP! You'll wake her up! *Pouts*
Me: XD Sam could sleep through a 6.0 earthquake …literally
Erik: *Clears throat* I have an announcement
Italy: Pasta?
Erik: No…THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR THE REVIEWS EVERY SINGLE ONE COUNTS AND IS CHERISHED! AMY LOVES YOU! *Clears throat*
Me:*Hugs Erik* Prepare to be molested in the next Authors note…
Erik: WHAT! O.O
Amelia was sitting on the floor of Germany's study, playing with a couple cans of play-doh while Germany did some paperwork. Her best friend had disappeared earlier. When she had asked Germany he simply shrugged.
"RING RING!" Amelia jumped up and flew up to ceiling, digging her nails into it.
"I got it" Germany grunted, reaching for the phone.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Hey, West!" Germany groaned.
"What? You ain't' happy that Big Bruder called?" Amelia flapped over to Germany and stood in front of him with a confused look on her face.
"What do you want, Bruder?" Prussia laughed.
"Always right to the point huh, West? Anyways I'm coming over. I ran out of beer." Germany sighed. There was no point in objecting because he would just come anyways.
"Okay" He sighed and hung up. He groaned and slumped down in his chair. Amelia tilted her head.
"My older bruder is coming over" Amelia made an 'O' face and nodded.
"I'm guessing you don't like him" She smirked.
"At times I want to kill him, but he's my bruder" Germany stood up from his desk and walked over to the spot on the floor where Amelia had previously been at before the phone startled her.
"What is that?" He asked, pointing to a red object. Amelia smiled and held it up.
"It's wurst!" She smiled and handed him the roughly made sausage.
"It's for you!" ^-^ She chirped happily. Germany handled it carefully, as if afraid it would fall apart at any moment now. Germany smiled softly at her and placed it on his desk
"Danke" He said softy.
"You're welcome!" Amelia skipped out the room with Germany by her side.
Two eyes watched them from the dark window. One pair of light blue eyes and one of purple watched them exit.
"She's getting along very well" The one with blue eyes smirked.
"Come, we must go back to the castle" The owner of the purple eyes said sternly. The one with blue eyes sighed and flipped her long curly black hair over her shoulder.
"Fine, but give me cookie, Charlie?" Purple eyes groaned at the use of the nickname, but handed her a cookie
"Now that's a good bitch"
"SHUT UP, Samika! They'll hear you" Charlette hissed. Samika chuckled darkly.
"LOLZ" The two silently walked back home to the rundown castle they called home.
~Meanwhile, with Stripes…
"Let me out!"
Germouser looked at his prisoner in boredom and continued cleaning himself. He had been ordered to watch the arachnid by his master. There was nothing he could do.
Stripes groaned. He was tied up on some type of torture device. All around him was Germany's private stash of sexual entertainment. His belly growled with hunger.
"I hate you" Stripes glared at the feline before him. Germouser grinned, showing all his sharp feline teeth.
"Thank you for the comment" He said in his usual gruff voice. Stripes gave a sugar coated smile.
"The pleasure is all mine, you fat cat" Germouser crouched low, getting ready to when…
"GERMOOOOUUSER!" Itabby yowled from outside. Germouser sent Stripes a look that said 'You scream. I kill'.
"My lips are sealed" Germouser nodded and padded out silently.
"What does mating mean?" He heard Itabby meow. Stripes chuckled silently. He could already imagine Germouser's face.
"There has to be some way to get of here" He muttered to himself. He squirmed around, but all that gave him was bruised wrists. Stripes was sweating heavily. He glared at the light above him. He noticed a lone moth fluttering above.
"Stupid moths and their obsessions" He sighed. Wait….
"PSST!" He called up to the moth. It stopped its fluttering and looked down at him under its long luscious eyelashes.
"Yes?" It called. Stripes squirmed about in his binds.
"Mind helping a guy out?" The moth looked at him and scoffed.
"Do expect me to fall for that? How do I know you won't eat me?" The moth narrowed its icy blue eyes at him. He shivered slightly.
"Please?" He asked. The moth huffed and fluttered over to him. The moth grudgingly began chewing through the ropes. Now that he had a better view of the moth he could tell it was a female. Her wings were silver gray with long black streak going down the sides. She was pretty. For a moth. She was biting through the last rope when Stripes heard Germouser bidding goodbye. Her antennas twitched as the door swung open. Germouser was bout to walk in when Prussia-cat pounced on him from behind. Germouser yowled and threw him off.
"Keseseses~!" Prussia-Cat laughed. They both let out the breath they didn't know they were holding, as Germouser went back outside.
"Done" The moth said tiredly. Stripes leaped up in joy.
"YES TAKE THAT, BITCHES!" The moth glared at him. His eyes widened.
"Not you!" He said quickly. The moth rolled her eyes.
"You are so lucky that-"
"You won't escape me that easily" Both insects turned around in horror to find two big glaring blue orbs.
"Crap" Stripes muttered.
"Whoa..! Kesesesese~!" Prussia-Cat chuckled darkly, looking around him at all the sex devices. Germouser swiveled around and batted his brother's nose.
"Get Out! I'm talking to my prisoners!" Stripes took this as his chance to escape.
"Lets bust this popsicle stand!" He took hold of the moth and ran out the door.
"Brother?" Prussia-Cat said, looking at the fleeing insects.
"What is it?" He was thinking of ways to keep his brothers mouth shut.
"I think your prisoners just fled" Germouser turned around in surprise. He leaped out the door. He looked around the yard for some sign.
"Oh no.." He moaned. Prussia-Cat threw his arm over Germouser's shoulder.
"The Awesome me will help find your unawesome prisoners!" Germouser nodded and they slipped silently into the grass.
(Le PHANTASTIC Time Skip)
Amelia sat upon the roof of the house. Her red eyes glowing faintly in the dark. Amelia was waiting upon the roof for Germany's older brother, Prussia. Her keen eyes picked up a tall albino man with red eyes coming towards the house merrily. Before he could throw open the door, Amelia jumped out of her hiding place and sprang into him.
"Oof!" Prussia fell back on his bottom. Amelia smiled, her fangs glistening and her five foot wings spread out about her.
"Hi!" Prussia had paled considerably and was staring at her with wide eyes. 'She looks familiar' He thought in the midst of his panic.
"Hi?" And with that he fainted dead away.
"Germany! GERMAAAAANY!" Germany came in running and gave her an O_o look when he saw her sitting on his unconscious brother. He opened his mouth to ask, but closed it. He didn't want to know. He and Amelia dragged the albino into the living room and placed him on the couch gently. He stirred a bit and opened a red eye slowly.
"Ow.." He groaned. Amelia smiled sheepishly at him.
"I'm Amelia!' She chirped happily, then looked away sheepishly "And I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make you faint" Prussia sat up and stuck his head up in the air defiantly.
"The awesome Prussia does not faint!" He crossed his arms indignantly. Amelia gave him a pointed look and Germany sighed.
"Then what do you call that?" Germany asked.
"I was resting!" He protested.
"Suuuure" Germany rolled his eyes, walking away. Amelia looked at the Albino with big puppy eyes.
"I'm really sorry though" She apologized softly, tucking in her wings self consciously. The Prussian smiled at her. Something about the woman made him feel…happy. Like he knew her.
"The Awesome Me forgives you" Amelia smiled and hugged him tightly. The Prussian was a bit taken aback, but hugged her back. 'She smells like blueberries' He thought as one curl went beneath his nose. He looked at the curl and grinned evilly. He was about to pull it when Amelia pulled back, taking her possible erogenous zone with her.
She smiled innocently at him.
"Germany has beer in the fridge!" Amelia took his hand and seated him in a chair in the kitchen. She walked back into the kitchen and returned with a glass of beer and a box of apple juice. Prussia grinned and took the glass. He felt guilty about almost pulling the curl. The girl was so sweet. It felt wrong to have even thought of pulling the curl.
"Look at this!" She shouted eagerly. He placed his cup down and looked at the girl curiously. She squeezed the juice box, making the straw fly, ricochet off a pan. It landed on the spinning fan above their heads, flew off the fan, and shot through Italy's curl (who had just entered with a tired looking Strips and moth), and into the trashcan.
"That was Awesome!" He exclaimed, throwing hands in the air. He slung his arm around the girl, who was beaming proudly.
"What was awesome?" Italy asked, pulling out some flour and oil.
"Nothing!" They piped up, feigning looks of innocence. Italy shrugged.
"Okay, ve~! I'm going to make Pasta!" Prussia and Amelia looked at each other, each one grinning. Prussia pulled the girl closer.
"I like you" Prussia exclaimed, looking down at her. Amelia beamed up and smiled at the older nation.
"I like you too!" She chirped happily.
