AN: oooooohhh!1111 da storu iz gettin so intens! leave god revoiws cos im trin 2 upd8 dis regulalery durin da summa! or az long az it taks 2 finnish or wateva or maybe nut coz im very bizy bein a goff n stuff anywayz,, da stORUUUU!111111111

"wat?" dey sed "wat da fuk iz da cannon universe?"

"The Canon Universe is the universe of the creators. The creators have created countless other universes which are similar to their own or completely different. They were the creators of our respective universes too. The Prep Gang want to not only destroy our school, but our universe, and then, the Canon Universe! If the Canon Universe is destroyed, then we will all cease to exist."

"holy shit dat sonds bad..." sed Drako sarkastically

"yah, itz soooo fake!" enoby shooted, "we wold no if dat shit waz in da b-i-b-e-l, lik wer nut stoopid11111"

"yeh r u callin ma gf stupid? coz ill punch ur face if u r!" sed Drucko all defensif n hottttt

"No, my children. I don't think you are stupid at all! See, the prophecy was taken out of the Bible during the final edit. In fact, the final edit changed everything in the Bible. Did you know that God doesn't hate people of the LGBT community? And that he thinks women are equal to men? And there's so much other stuff which was just changed!"

"dude we dont gif a shit aboot da b-u-b-l-e, jus tell us how we can kill deez dam perps!" eboby interuptd

"Hang on, I'm getting to it. Do you know who did the final edit of the Bible? It was an evil spirit, who resides very high up on the prep-ladder. The leader of the leader of the Prep Gang! And that is your second mission. Not only do you have to save the universes, but you have to kill the evil spirit who changed the Bible and diffuse the real pre-edit version!"

"wat, y tha fuk wold we do dat?" sed Druko

"yeh, we r stanists! y wold we help da cristinas?" enoby retartd bak

"Well, Ebony, the post-edit version is against homosexuality, therefore thinks bi-guys aren't hot. Do you really want to live in a world where such a text exists?"

she den fort long nd hard... all dose poor bi guize... deiscimminatoried aganst...

"alrite cum on Drakko!" she anonced

"wat? were?" he sed, all confussed n shit

"were gon sav dem sexxay hott bi guize! evan if it mens colabortoring wit da cristinas! lets get da otters!"