Chapter 10: Ex meets Ex.
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Star and Marco were walking around town.
"So what's the story on Jackie Lynn Thomas, or Jaylynn as they call her?" asked Star.
"Basically she left because she missed her best friend Oscar," said Marco.
"And she's jealous of me," said Star, "How about that."
"Yeah," said Marco.
"I dated an Oscar once," said Star, "It didn't end well. But I don't really wanna think about that right now."
"What do you wanna think about?" asked Marco.
"How warm my heart is right now," said Star.
She kissed his lips.
"Dude how could you not bang her?" asked other Marco, "What are you, gay?"
"I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex," said Marco.
"Listen buddy," said Ed, "Just because Jaylynn is back in town doesn't make it not over."
"Double negative," said Marco.
"Just move on dude," said Other Marco.
"You're right, its time to keep this from messing with me," said Marco as he got up, "From this day on I will think of Jaylynn no more!"
(Later…)
"I have distressing news," said Marco.
"Is the news that we suck because I honestly don't think I'll be able to take it," said Kelly.
"No dude," said Marco, "Dimensional Rift is doing a secret show and Jaylynn asked us to open for them."
"That's great news!" said Alfonzo, "In fact, I told her we'd do it!"
"I hate you," said Marco.
"Dude, a gig's a gig," said Alfonzo, "I know you're still bummed about what she did to you but don't you think we should get through this and put our history aside for the band?"
"Can't you guys do your own secret shows?" asked Marco.
"All our shows are secret shows," said Kelly.
"We're doing it," said Alfonzo, "That guy who's hiring new musicians might be there!"
"What's his name again?" asked Marco.
"T-game," said Alfonzo, "We need to get up off our asses if we're gonna become #1! We need stalkers and shit!"
Janna was watching everything through the window.
Marco sat next to Star and her heart stopped.
"What would you do if your ex was in a hand and thye wanted you to open for them?"
"If my ex was in a band?" asked Star.
"Yeah," said Marco.
"It might be awkward but it would be the grown up thing to do," said Star.
"Yah, we're all adults here right?" asked Marco.
Janna was walking around the store finding some hair coloring stuff while texting her friend Hope.
"OH MY GOD!" she said, "He's dating some princess from another dimension!"
She continued ranting about how she hates Star's guts for stealing her Marco Diaz.
"And then I came up with this idea and thought I HAD TO DO IT!" she said.
"I have no idea what you're saying," said Hope.
Janna got done.
Her hair was partly blonde.
"Star Butterfly stole my Marco, but I know how to get him back!" she said.
"How?" asked Hope.
She texted someone.
Meanwhile Marco was performing with his group.
As soon as they got done, Marco quickly got off the stage.
"I just wanted to get this over with quickly," said Marco.
"I know how you feel dude," said Star.
"Speaking of getting over things quickly," said Ferguson, "Look at who Janna's hanging with."
Janna was hanging around Francis.
"Wow," said Marco, "That was fast."
"That's the girl that you briefly dated isn't it?" asked Star.
"Yeah," said Marco, "I gotta go pee."
He went to go wash his hands and saw himself in the mirror.
However it was an evil twisted version of himself.
Later, Dimensional drift went up to perform.
"And then it was time!" said the announcer.
Marco saw the guy who took his ex away; Oscar Greason.
"That guy on keys, that's Oscar," said Marco.
"I know!" said Star.
"You know?" asked Marco.
"Oh yeah?!" asked Jaylynn.
"Oh no," said Marco.
Love Bites (But so do I) by Halestorm
Jaylynn: Don't listen what your girlfriend says That bitch can eat her heart out! My lips are pale and vicious. That chick can eat her heart out! It checks you in and kicks you down, Love bites, but so do I.
She reads those magazines
That say you failed the test
You don't have what she needs
I slither like a viper
And get you by the neck
I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites!
You're foaming at the mouth.
You've suffered in the darkness.
I'll suck the pain right out.
So come and taste the reason
I'm nothing like the rest.
I kiss you in a way you'll never forget about me.
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites, but so do I, so do I, so do I!
And chews you up and spits you out.
It messes with your sanity by twisting all your thoughts around.
They say it's blind they say it waits but every time it seals your fate.
And now it's got you by the balls it won't let go until you fall.
I was down and out, got up I said "Hey love I've had enough!"
I've felt pleasure without pain.
My soul you'll never tame!
Love bites, but so do I, so do I
Love bites, but so do I, so do I, so do I!
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites!
Love bites!
The audience was in a frenzy.
"They're great live," said Francis.
"I think I'm ready to go now," said Marco.
"Yep, me too," said Star.
"Ugh!" said Brittany, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Jaylynn wants you all to come backstage."
"All of us?" asked Marco.
"Did I (Bleep) stutter!" she snapped.
"Wait, how do you guys know him?" asked Janna.
"Marco dated him," said Francis.
Janna was in shock.
