Sooo…are 50 reviews there yet? Well… ALL HAIL STAR WOLF! Sorry, I always wanted to say that. [I keep doing it :3]
(Insert legal stuff here.)
Chapter Eleven: A Clean Mansion.
"I thought this day would never come. That's why I reunited you here." Master Hand rambled back and forth in front the smashers.
"In the kitchen?" Mario asked.
"Well, that's not the point. Here it is." He then took a letter, and put it in front the smashers. They had their eyes wide open.
"No…not him!" Wario exclaimed.
"I thought we had rid of him!" Kirby added.
"But…he's back. And stronger than the first time." Master Hand sighed. "We don't have any choice." He handed the letter to Fox.
...
Mr. Master Hand,
Reviewing the results from your last revision, we're not satisfied. We'll send out
An inspector to check your Store/Fun Park/Spooky Fighting Mansion.
We'll get in there at 14:00 PM, Standard Eastern Time. July 20th.
Until then,
Nintendo Salubrity Department
...
"No…way…" Fox exclaimed.
"Certainly, some old fat man scared him the last time." Master Hand said.
Wario munched some garlic. "Huh? What?"
"We'll have…to clean this mess." Then, half smashers fainted, mostly men.
"But, if we had our ORIGINAL abilities, maybe this couldn't be so bad…" Sonic stated. "And…I'm a guest. Guests don't clean."
"But, this isn't a Fancy Five-Star Hotel. You'll have to help!"
"Or what? Mr. Almighty Glove?"
"Or this." He then opened a portal to some slow-mo dimension. "And, there's one for each of you, if you don't clean all this!" A pig was seen running in the background.
"Porky!" Kirby ran behind it.
"Ok…" Sonic mumbled. "Why did I accept coming to this crappy old mansion filled to the top with ridiculous characters? After this I'm going to hunt Chaos Emeralds for the 1000th time and go annoy Shadow and his Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! thing" He thought.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Me: Please review!
Fox: So…
Me: Shut…up.
Fox: Hey! You can't… (I run and take his reflector and blaster)
Me: Yay! Now I'm going to annoy Shadow with his Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! thing!
AFTER MONTHS COMMENTS: Well, I dunno why most people thought Tabuu was the one from the letter. Meh.
