Author Note: READ READ READ! This story is also posted on deviantArt and all the comments in bold below are from people on deviantART who left comments on past chapters. These were going to be left out from , but I found them too funny to not be added here, even though the comments are NOT from reviewers on . I hope you all still enjoy them and expect them after every new chapter I post from now on. Thank you! Laugh and Enjoy!


Akatsuki Daze – The 3rd Comment Special

"Welcome to the third Akatsuki Daze Comment Special!" Tobi cheered hyperly. Speaking of cheers, Maru was now wearing a black cheerleader's uniform that was printed with the red clouds of the Akatsuki.

"I really hate this job..." she whined.

"Maru-kohai is cute! But Tobi liked the bunny one better!" Tobi commented. He then was smacked in the face with a pom-pom.

"Welcome to our third episode of Akatsuki Daze Comment Special. Me and Tobi shall answer to your comments and fan-mail. Your comments drive us, so thank you very much!" Maru cheered, jumping up and down as she waved her pom-poms.

"Shake your hips more!" Leader said from off screen.

"NO!" she yelled back.

"Our first comment is from a new reader named Hidanismyguy" Tobi said, reading the comment.

"WHAT?!!" Hidan yelled in the background.

lolz! Tobi is such a idiot

"Maru-kohai, what's an idiot?" the masked nin asked. Maru simply held a mirror up to him. "Tobi doesn't get it. Tobi is looking at Tobi!" he whined, really wanting to know.

"Our NEXT comment is from long-time reader and first-time commenter DiamondDecay" Maru announced.

Ewww...fugly-ass Orochimaru is her father?!?!? YUCK, MAN!!!!!!!

"HEY!! Do not call him that! He can be very handsome...if you don't stare right at him...and squint your eyes a bit...and kinda not look with your left eye..." Maru hesitated.

"Only die-hard fan-girls think he's hot, un" Deidara said, standing beside Maru in a matching cheerleader outfit.

"Deidara! What the hell are you wearing?!!" Maru yelled.

"Kakuzu made me one, too! You think it's too short, un?" he asked, fiddling with the skirt.

"Moving on..." Sasori groaned from behind the recording camera.

"Let me read one, un!!"

"NO!!" Tobi and Maru yelled.

"Let him read one, damn it!!" Leader yelled.

"Yay, un!!" Deidara cheered, leaping up and down. Everyone was grateful he was wearing boxers today. "This one is from our fan DieingCity, un"

*runs round screaming* there were so many good things in this- it is hard to say what i liked...of course i am mad you had to leave it to be continued- yet i like that you did

I enjoy the Hidan scenes there such fun- there were just so many things that happened- i love how you wrote the feeling of being tired when its gray out and lightly raining.

bravo on this all- i was half expecting Tobi to get smart and Maru to wisen up and they both realize they really do care about each other- not romantically but perhaps in a close friend way.

"I agree. I don't like cliff-hangers much myself!" Maru said, nodding in agreement. Deidara snickered. "She thinks you and Tobi have a thing for each other, un!!" he laughed. Maru stared at Tobi for a second, then began laughing along with the blonde-haired artist. Tobi, not knowing what to do, shrugged his shoulders and began to laugh too.

"Our next comment is from PuppyLover, Nyachuuu~!" Karla squealed, holding up a comment and waving it around frantically. Maru glanced over at the chibi ninja and held her nose from bleeding. Karla was in a cheerleading outfit just like her and the explosion enthusiast.

Hehe Sasori gets spanked! Tobi trying to count to infinity is funny! Great chapter

"That WASN'T funny!!!" Sasori yelled, the camera shaking in his grasp.

"That was YOU?! I'm sorry..." Kisame apologized.

"Of course it was me, you...you...YOU!!" the puppet master said angrily, not able to think of anything to call Kisame at the moment.

"Was that the last comment?" Tobi asked. "I think so. Now we have the fan-mail to answer, un"

"Being the leader and all, I'll read the first anonymous comment" Leader said, coming into camera frame with a letter in his hand.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Leader stared at the letter with a stress vein on his head. "......What the hell does LOOOOOOOL mean?!!" he shouted.

"Zetsu, do you know, un?"

"Not really. Some kid shouted it at me once...then I bit his head off and chewed it to bits. It was pretty funny afterwards, though. Well, funny for me, that is" Zetsu responded with a chuckle.

"I'll read this one" Maru said, taking another letter out of the anonymous box.

I think it would be awesome if there was a dress change and Maru wore a cheerleader outfit instead. Oh! And have Deidara and Karla dress up too!

"Well...you're welcome..." the writer said, crumpling up the letter in her hands.

"Tobi shall read the next one!"

It's cool how Orochimaru is Maru's father. He's one of the best villains! But I want to know who Maru's mother is, too!

"Yeah, un! Who is your mother? Lemme guess, she's uglier than Orochimaru, un!" Deidara said slyly.

"I rather not discuss this. My father was drunk one night and slept with one of his partners...that's all I know!"

"Was it Kabuto?" Karla asked. Everyone except Tobi fell over.

"That'd be awkward!! He's a guy! Yet it is more logical since Orochimaru is homosexual" Maru said, pondering on that.

"There's always the whole M-preg theory that fan-girls made up years ago, un"

"What's M-preg?" Tobi asked sweetly.

"NOTHING!!!" all the Akatsuki members shouted at once.

"We only have time for one more! So please let it be a good one..." Maru sighed, knowing already it wasn't going to be. Karla took a letter out of the box and read it.

For the ending of one of the comment specials, the Akatsuki should all do the Haruhi-dance!!

"PASS!!" Leader yelled.

"B-but...that sounds like fun..." Kisame said.

"The Akatsuki shall not degrade themselves by doing such a ridiculous display of fan induced foolery!!" Leader lectured.

"It's not like anyone is watching us!" Sasori added, completely forgetting HE was the one recording the whole episode.

"Forget it! Plus, the Haruhi-dance is kinda played out. It's all about the Lucky Star dance now"

"How does Leader know about that?" Maru asked skeptically. He was at of lost of words for a second or two and then reacted.

"I...I dunno!! Maru! You're demoted!!!" he yelled quickly. The busty girl then burst into tears.

"Well, that's all we have for today! Thanks for viewing the third Akatsuki Daze Comment Special! Bye-bee!" Tobi said, waving at the camera before it cut into static.

To be continued...