Letters to America.
In response to: Brievyet Amerika,
This is Russia. I am writing so that you can tell me how Nikolai is doing. I haven't been able to visit because I have been very busy here at home, so I would like it if you could let him know why I haven't been keeping in touch. Although he did come asking for nuclear weaponry... Something about eliminating an annoying child of Prussia.
-Russia
Dear Russia,
If you have time to contact me, why don't you go contact your kid and tell him yourself! You're already spending too much time around my kid! He is part of my country so that makes me his main guardian anyway so just leave him alone! You'll turn him into a bad kid or a commie or something or give him bad ideas that the US should be communist too. And don't give him any nukes! The child of Prussia should be left alone! Think of poor Germany! His poor brother is dead; this is almost all he has left of him so let him go! Ok? So leave my kid and Prussia's kid alone or you'll have to deal with me, the world's greatest, strongest hero!
The strongest country,
America!
