Chapter 11: Remember Kids, Don't Do Chocolate

It was the night after Christmas day… December 26th when Haru finally decided to explore the school in secret.

He couldn't get in trouble thanks to his fail-safe escape route.

Creating a portal if he gets caught.

But this was the only way he could find out what this school had to offer.

It's a shame that he still wasn't looking for Nicolas Flamel, he could have looked it up in the restricted section of the library.

But he still didn't remember it… so he just went in to classrooms he never been in. That was when he saw went into an abandoned one. Inside was a strange mirror. He approached it and saw a strange site.

Inside of the mirror was a man who looked like him but with glasses and brown eyes with a woman, with red hair and his green eyes. They two f them were talking with the Straw Hats, particular Hancock and Luffy.

"That's weird." Said Haru, he shrugged and left, wondering what was that about… but somehow knew that was his biological parents…

When the break ended Hermione asked Haru a question.

"Have you found anything about Nicolas Flamel?" asked Hermione.

"Nicolas Flamel?" asked Haru, that's when he remember, "Oh… right… I forgot about that."

That was Nami words echoed in her mind. "Because there will be a time when he will do something so stupid that you have no choice."

Hermione shook her head, and pushed the though back, after all, Haru never knew what Christmas was, and he was excited over the new holiday that he had discovered.

Haru managed to get the other Straw Kids to go about their searches the next day.

The next day. While Haru, Hermione and Ron headed to classes they heard some music. They turned to where it came from, they saw Hina and Maya headed towards them on the Shiro Mokuba 1.

"Hey Haru I have a some good-ish news." Said Hina.

"Good-ish?" asked Haru.

"What does good-ish mean?" asked Ron.

"It means it not quite good, but good enough." Said Hina, "A 7th year Ravenclaw told me that if I want to find out who he is, I have to search though Chocolate Frogs Cards."

"Oh… really?" asked Haru.

"That's right, so me and Maya are going to Hogsmeade, and we want to know if we can get you anything." Said Hina.

"You can go to Hogsmeade?" asked Hermione.

"We're not students yet and our parents gave us permission." Said Maya.

"How much money do you have?" asked Haru.

"Oh, Nami had help transferring some of our funds into Wizarding money." Said Hina, "Thanks to the fact that they use gold as a currency we have money. And we managed to get a lot."

"You just want the chocolate… don't you?" asked Haru.

The two best friends looked at each other.

"What would make you think that?" asked Hina.

"We should get going." Said Maya.

"Later." Said Hina.

She turned the music back on.

"What' with the music?" asked Haru.

"Malfoy told me he can't me coming. So I stated playing music…" said Hina, "Like that's going to help."

The two sped away.

"There's something I've been wondering. Why don't you ever drive that?" asked Ron.

"Because I hate that evil machine! It hates me!" yelled Haru.

"Robin told me it's really hard to ride and Nami, Hina, Nojiko and Kaien are the only ones that are ones who can ride it without crashing." Explained Hermione.

"Stupid waver… I hate them all!" said Haru, "Why was Hina a natural? Why?"

"Haru, you might want to stop talking you looking crazy." Said Ron.

"Haru have you eaten all of the Chocolate Frogs you got for Christmas?" asked Hermione.

"Not yet, since you, Kaya, Mom and Franky all got me a lot." Said Haru, "But I'll look though my cards and see."

After their class the headed to the library to tell the ones looking though books, about what Hina and Maya heard.

They found Tom in an argument with a 6th year Slytherin… a argument he was winning.

"I don't care for my dad's taste in clothing, I think it's stupid that he's an open Hawaiian shirt and Speedo in this weather, but what my parents say it's nearly impossible to get him to wear pants." Said Tom, "Like mom mange dot get him to wear pants for their wedding… and a few other occasions… so don't make fun me about my dad's choice in clothes say it to my dad's face if you want to make fun of someone."

"Well your dad's freaky looking." Said the extremely baffled Slytherin.

"Um…Tom..." said Kaien.

"What is it?" asked Tom.

"My son is ashamed of me!" cried Franky who heard everything about what his son said about his choice of clothing.

"What's he doing in here?" asked Ron watching the weird scene unfold.

"Visiting Robin." Said Kaien walking towards them with Yosopp and Nojiko.

"He visits sometimes whenever Robin's helping out." Said Yosopp.

"Any news from Hina and Maya?" asked Nojiko.

"They got word that his name is on a someone's Chocolate Frog Card is now searching." Said Haru.

"So we don't' have to look around any more?" asked Nojiko.

"That's right." Said Hermione.

"Yay!" cheered Nojiko and Kaien.

"I got make a list of the books I should buy." Said Yosopp.

"He really like Uric the Oddball, doesn't he?" asked Ron.

"Hey… he's a really funny guy." Laughed Nojiko.

"Oh Robin! Why doesn't my son follow my ways!" cried Franky in the arms of his wife.

"Please leave the library right now." Said Madame Pince.

"Is that…" said Ron.

"Yes… it's normal… you should know this by now." Said Kaien.

Meanwhile in Hogsmeade, the two had gotten three cases of Chocolate Frogs.

"Why do I have the oddest feeling that at least one of us will be wrapped up in a drug allegory that will make little sense but will be very entertaining to those watching." Said Maya putting her roller blades back on.

"I don't know, must be you." Said Hina, making a backpack out of vines, "After all either us don't have an addictive personality."

"What about meat?" asked Maya.

"That doesn't count." Said Hina.

Maya rolled her eyes, everyone knew that Hina was addicted to meat. Everyone!

A few hours later Maya had eaten a few chocolate frogs, while Hina had eaten about… 20…

"Are you okay?" asked Maya.

""I'm fine! Really!" said Hina, she took out another one, and began to eat with out looking at the card.

Maya sighed, "I'll be right back." She said.

She ran as fast as she could to the Hogwarts infirmary where she needed to ask Madame Pomfrey.

"Excuse Madame Pomfrey. There's something I need to know." Said Maya.

"What is it?" asked Madame Pomfrey.

"Is Magical Chocolate more addictive than regular chocolate?" asked Maya.

"Not that I know of why?" asked Madame Pomfrey.

"Just wondering." Said Maya.

Maya left, before Chopper or Kaya could her any questions.

That night during dinner, Hina was all fidgety, she wanted her fix… but desert wasn't coming yet.

"Hey Hina, what's wrong?" asked Tom.

"Shut your moth Speedo boy!" shouted Hina.

"Hina, what's wrong?" asked Nojiko.

"Hina's been caught up in a drug allegory using chocolate." Said Maya.

"What?" asked Hermione.

"You heard me." Said Maya, "It make no sense… it's almost like someone was writing a story… and the person couldn't use a certain plot so they just slapped together a humorous drug allegory involving chocolate."

"That's weird." Said Haru.

"I know… it is…" said Maya.

At the head table, Dumbledore watched Haru talking with his friends, he wondered, what kind of life he lived. He knew that with the invisibility cloak, he would find the Mirror of Erised, and he did, however whatever he saw… was something he truly desired… but didn't felt he needed it.

He looked at Luffy and Hancock, Luffy was eating, while Hancock was poking his stomach and giggling, he looked back at Haru.

"Haru… what kind of person are you?" he thought.

That was when Hina screamed something and ran out of the room.

At the Gryffindor table, the Straw Hat kids, Hermione and Ron looked at each other.

"One thing must be done." Said Yosopp.

"Intervention." Said all of but Ron.

"What's an intervention?" asked Ron.

"You'll see." Said Haru.

The next day, in an unused classroom, The Straw Hats Kids, Ron, Hermione and for some reason Draco were all sitting around Hina.

"Why am I here?" asked Draco.

"You came on your free will." Said Haru.

"You put a sack over my head and dragged me here." Said Draco.

"Tomato, tomato." Said Haru.

"What is this about!" demeaned Hina.

"Hina, we love you, and we're all worried about what chocolate has become to you." Said Maya.

"Please lay off the chocolate." Said Haru.

That was when Hina got angry.

"You can take away my chocolate! No way!" yelled Hina.

That was when hundreds of vines grew thought the room.

"Everyone get ready! Looks like we have a fight." Said Haru.

Maya took out a bow and a quiver of arrows, Yosopp took out his slingshot, Kaien took out a staff while Nojiko and Tom threw Draco at her.

"I knew you brought me here for a reason!" shouted Draco.

Outside the students heard the commotion and stared at the door.

"Put down the idiot and face me!" they heard Haru shot.

"Super Tabasco™ Star!" they heard Yosopp shout.

"That's you brat! You're getting it!" they heard Hina shout.

"What are you doing to me! Get him!" they heard Draco shout.

They heard most of them.

"Hey Malfoy, nice undies!" they heard Haru.

"Did you mommy get them for you?" they heard Tom ask.

"Pay no attention to my unicorn underwear and call off your sister now!" they heard Draco shout.

"Don't you dare do anything like that!" they heard Hina shout.

That's when he felt the force of Hina's Haki, thankfully it wasn't that bad because it was another room.

Hours later in the 1st year boy dorm, Haru was clearing leave from his head while Ron slept.

He sat down and noticed the first chocolate frog card he ever got, that was when he noticed Nicolas Flamel's name, he hung his head low.

"This could have been all avoided if I just looked at my cards." He thought with his eye twitching.

Meanwhile in the girl's room of the Thousand Sunny, Hina was in the fetal position shaking badly.

"What's wrong with her?" asked Hancock as Chopper was examining her.

"I can't tell… but it looks like… she's going though withdrawal." Said Chopper.

"That's strange… how is that possible?" asked Hancock.

"I have no idea." Said Chopper.

And so the rather pointless event came to a close… now things are going to get interesting for sure.

Next Time: Thanks to Haru's Chocolate Frog Card and a book Hermione once checked out, they find out who he is and what the school is protecting! What is it? Find out next time!