Naruto and the X-men:

Previously on Naruto and the X-men:

"Oooh no your not. Your not getting off that easily mister!" She stated as he reached out and grabbed Lances soaking wet brown vest and put it on, covering herself and then grinned. "Your coming with us." She stated with a edge to her voice that said that if he didn't co-operate, it promised pain. And Much Of It. And Lance knew that he had no choice, so he nodded his head.

"Yes Ma'am."

Chapter Eleven - THE CHASE!

And so Lance joined the team that was shopping around with Kitty, being her own personal bag boy, despite his soaked figure. Of course though, the next shop that that group had stopped at, it was unanimously decided that Lance should at least get a few things and look very much less like some sort of Homeless person picked up at random to carry bags. Though the most fortunate thing that Lance got to witness, much to the Chagrin of Logan and Kurt, Both who wanted to strangle him for different reasons. They had had to return to the underwear shop for Kitty's 'Comfortable Needs'. So they had opted to once again remain outside, while Kitty, deciding to be a bit on the wild side dragged him in.

"What are the odds of us having to go in after him?" Logan asked, after a few moments and looking to a near by coffee vending island establishment.

"Pretty good, I'd say." Kurt offered, as he looked at the back of the newest video game that he had gotten.

"How long do you think we should wait?"

"As long as it takes. I have no respectable reason to set foot in zhere again any time soon." Kurt replied, and Logan nodded in agreement. Seeing the teenagers that they were now currently living together with, under the same roof and suddenly having to watch them pick out underwear. It definitely did have a awkward feeling to it. And after a moment, Logan decided to speak up once again.

"Dumb question. How'd we get stuck with this job again?" Logan asked as he slowly rose up and moving towards the coffee vendor.

"Because Ororo subtlety threatened you. And Kitty gave you a very cute look." Kurt stated, in a monotone voice as he read the back of the game that he had purchased and then opened it and began to eye it's instruction manual. And of course Logan just sighed and shook his head.

"Sounds 'bout right... Women don't play fair."

"When have they ever." Kurt responded as he flipped the page absentmindedly.


With in the current store, while Kitty, Rogue, Jean and Lance were busy looking over various pieces of clothing. A strange and sudden thought came to Kitty as she shopped. And while turning her head, she smiled towards Rogue, with a raised eyebrow. A look that said that she knew you knew something and she wanted to know right away. "So… Rogue. Logan told us that you spoke to Naruto in Japanese, filling in parts of his own story."

That statement along shocked Rogue enough that she had to narrow her eyes and then looked towards the doorway. She'd have to get back at him for that later. However, before she could stop Kitty from getting all sorts of idea's into her head, it had been to late.

"I knew it! You know something! So tell me! Right now! So what was his life like? I wanna know about him! How'd he get into that fight? How he can regenerate so quickly? How it effected you. Come on. Tell!"

And Rogue had to actually look at her, somewhat surprised that her friend would as her just to simply spill the beans on Naruto's childhood like that. She to was not to fond of hers, and while people respected that, she knew that the others didn't. There were many at the institute that didn't like their own pasts. So Rogue did the one thing that she knew to be right. "No."

"No?" Kitty repeated before the simple word brought forth what Rogue was saying and she just raised an eyebrow looking slightly put down that she wasn't going to find out about Naruto. "You know, he's not like the rest of us. He's different. And your saying that your not giong to help because…"

"Because it would be like airing your own dirty past to him. Thank that would be nice? Think ya'll like that?" She asked in return, drawing the attention of Lance and Jean who had been looking at a small number together before having heard what Kitty was talking about, and what Rogue just did. And they had to admit, Rogue did have a point, and Kitty just closed her eyes and relented, by putting up her hands in a surrender-ish manner. And that had been the last on the subject.


Yuriko, Ororo, and Naruto all entered the tall book store, looking through various books and picking out things that Naruto may need to actually get his education going. From a translation dictionary, and simple phrase books, to those of high school mathematics, and literature, American History, Basic sciences. Everything that he may need. And of course Naruto just continuously eyed the ever growing pile of books full of strange text with dismay. We're they expecting him to read them all and to know how to do things inside of them? In the blonde's mind, it was just down right spooky, and when he had brought it up to Yuriko, she took the time from the book shopping to nod and explain.

"Naruto. these are things that are learned in the school that the others go to, and soon you as well. We will of course help you." She explained and the look that he gave her was just down right comical. He just narrowed his eyes and frowned.

"How can a bunch of books teach me things that I don't need to know on the battle field? Sounds like a waste of time to me."

"Because, Naruto, there is no such thing as useless knowledge. Just because it doesn't apply to one moment, doesn't mean that it won't apply to the next. Always remember that." Yuriko stated in a sage like voice, her black eyes holding a edge to them. And that was when he remembered their bargain. He was to trust her in everything. Even things that didn't make sense to him at all. And so Naruto conceded to her, and resigned himself to the fact that he would indeed need to actually have to study those things.

When all was said and done, they had gone outside of the book store to look at a ever growing list with Naruto. In this he also wanted training. And of course they had all compromised in some way. He was going to learn the things that they wanted him to. So he wanted to be taught things that he wanted as well. So looking down to a map, they began to plan their next location to speak with. there would be no weapons training yet. Yuriko had far to much to do in terms of Naruto's Martial arts to branch out yet. And she knew that the blacksmiths there were listened for making dull things, not what was required for warrior use. So she had been making subtle plans to contact a old friend from Japan and have things commissioned, and later on shipped. But training clothes, pads, and several other things were going to be needed to help Naruto's training improve.

And while the women were busy talking to one another, Naruto had picked up on a strangely dressed man walking forwards, his hands in his trench coat, a cigarette in his mouth, dark red hair, and sunglasses covering his fact. And of course what he was dressed in was a bit of a wonder, the man had what looked like a expensive suit, and yet with the four day unshaved look developing whiskers, did the man look every bit the part of strange wanderer. Though of course though it seemed that the man had just simply passed them by with out causing an incident, Naruto had caught the hand movement, and was already moving down another part of the hallway. Ororo's bag had been left open when they left the store, and now the purse was now missing it's wallet.

Looking up to Yuriko and Ororo as they laughed about something that kept their attention off of the stranger. And instead of informing them, he figured that it would be best that he handled the incident and return the stolen item to Ororo, and become the hero. So he branched off and went in pursuit of the strange man that was currently disappearing with the crowd.

"Oi. You! Stop!" Naruto called out and that got the man to turn his head slightly to look at them, before the man's brow raised slightly and then he quickened his pace away, pretending that he hadn't noticed Naruto. Which just got Naruto moving faster after the man, and slightly more angrier with him that he wasn't co-operating with a Ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village. But then again, this was not his land.

And of course the man turned his head slightly as though eyeing the good windows, as though shopping, had caught Naruto in hot pursuit. The odd man turned his head and looked around the area, and that was when he spotted a bit of a vegetarian stand. And that was when the continued to walk on coolly as though he didn't know how the kid was taking to, whilereaching into his pocket and produced a single card from it, and then with in his finger tips it seemed to glow. And that was when he simply tossed it against the stands side.

With Naruto's luck, he was passing by the stand when it exploded, sending Naruto sailing through the air and straight through the glass window, and into a woman's lingerie shop. The sudden event brought the curious eyes of many, while the women in the shop screamed and bolted out the back way, leaving a slightly dazed Naruto, looking up to the ceiling, wondering what the hell just happened. Then Naruto Growled as he stood up and ran to the hole that he had just made in the window and jumped through it, and looked around the area, while people gawked at him. Glass shards were pushed from his back and dropped upon the ground with the help of his healing factor. Though the new clothes that he had been wearing were currently burned and no good.

And that was when he saw the man there in the crowd, retreating, and Naruto's eyes narrowed as he began to move people to the side in hot pursuit of the man, who was taking off in full sprint and heading towards one of the frequently used employee only doors to go into the back corridors. And with a brush of the mans' head against it's electronic locks, did it short out and explode granting entrance to the area. Which Naruto just simply narrowed his eyes as he increased his own pace when he noticed what the man had been trying to do.

He couldn't believe that he had been caught. By a mere kid by no less. How the hell had that happened? He must of either been sloppy or that kid was knowing a lot more than his seemingly clueless face let on. And all this lousy trouble over a simple purse? The Man couldn't believe it, that he had been reduced to being chanced down the hallway full of people by a mere child. He needed an exit strategy and quickly. And that was when he noticed the stand. It would have to do. It'd draw enough attention to get enough people crowding around the place.

So reaching into his jacket, he produced a single card, and transferred his kinetic energy into it's form. And then with a expert toss, did the card sail through the air, and slid right beside the stands wall, away from the counter. And he continued on wards, but when the explosion happened, he stopped and turned his head around to look towards the area as well, and saw the hole in the glass window, and he sighed shaking his head as he moved forwards. He wanted to lose the kid, not put him into a early grave, so he joined the crowd to see if the brat had been alright.

That proved to be his mistake.

The Kid simply got up after a moment, and jumped onto the window's inner ledge and looked around the crowd, and then he saw the look of recognition in the boys eyes, and he knew that he had over stayed his welcome, and that it was now time to go, and go now.

"Merde."

And thus the chase was once again on. The Man had moved down the street as Naruto shoved his way past everyone and moved in hot pursuit. Turning the corner and moving towards a employee's only exit did things begin to get interesting. Rushing down the corridor, he could hear the foot steps following him, which he never doubted was that kid. Just what the hell was he? Turning down another hallway. He noticed something. That one had close to six exits.

Turning his back to look back towards the one that had been chasing him, he didn't see the kid coming yet. So that was when he dropped the wallet down upon the ground and then moved into the door to the left. He honestly couldn't believe that he was actually doing that, leaving behind loot. That was just against the code that he followed. But then again, the kid had been tenacious enough to follow him after he blew him through a window and keep coming. The kid was worse than a dog with a Frisbee. And thus he disappeared to the left. Never suspecting that there had been another that had been watching the whole exchange.


Yuriko and Ororo had been having a good time, and though they were sure that Naruto did not understand the English language, they were also more than sure that he wouldn't hesitate to ask what was so funny. But when a explosion had rang through out the entire mall complex, did Yuriko and Ororo finally realise something. Naruto had disappeared. That was not a good thing. And both women began to frantically look around, before Ororo saw one man in a blue security uniform running down the hallway, which she most certainly did stop.

"Excuse me sir..."

"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm kind of in a hurry." The man replied which only got Ororo to narrow her blue eyes to the man that was not really wanting to help her at that point in time.

"I'm missing a child. And your going to help me find him." She stated in a tone that left no room for argument, and the man paled at a certain thought. If that kid had been lost at the time of the explosion, it more or less mean some serious trouble.

"Of course. Sorry Ma'am. Could I get the boy's description?" The man asked and she nodded to him.

"Blue eyes, Asian skin, blonde hair, dressed in a pair of jeans, a white t-shirt and a black button up t-shirt."

"Where was the last place that you knew you saw him?"

"We were leaving the Joes Book Store, and he was right behind us."

"Joes?" The man had asked again, where his eyes had widened slightly once again, and Ororo knew that look alright. It was one that was considering the worst case scenario.

"Sir. Do you know something?" Which caused the man to look around himself before he looked towards her again, and shook his head.

"I'm afraid that I know just about as much as you do, Ma'am. I'm going to need your contact information." he asked, and of course, she gave him the cell phone number, and that was when the man took off in a hasty jog, going into his radio reporting the lost child of the line while he was on the way to inspect the incident as well. And that was when Ororo turned and regarded Yuriko.

"Where do you think he could have gotten off to?" She asked and Yuriko just shook her head slightly, the ebony locks swaying as she thought over the possibilities. She had gotten the story of how Naruto had gotten to their world. Perhaps many things were more different in there than what they had suspected.

"I do not know. Ororo, I do not know." Yuriko replied and that was when her dark eyes widened slightly before she looked towards Ororo. "But we know people that can. Logan-san and Jean." She replied and Ororo's eyes widened before she mentally hit herself for that lack of thinking. Of course, she was worried, and had done the typical thing that any woman who found their child missing... Wait... Their's? Did she actually Identify with Naruto? In such a short time? It was true that she had felt a bond with the boy... Shaking her head of such musings she reached for her purse, and began to look down into it's contents before her eyes widened and she looked back to where they had come, which caught the attention of Yuriko, which caused her to raise up a ebony brow. "Is something the wrong Ororo?"

"My purse is gone." She told her, and Yuriko nodded to her, as she began to replay the events of the last few minutes through her mind. That was when she nodded and looked towards Ororo. "The man that bumped into you." She informed, and that got Ororo's eyes to widen slightly, before she narrowed them and then shook her head once more.

"This is no time to be worrying about such a thing. I will have to straighten it out later." She stated and then reached into another pocket which produced the small black razor cell phone and began to flip through the contacts, before she found Logan's number. Hitting the dial button she waited.

"Ro'? That you? We're already outside and at the car waiting for you."

"What?"

"The Guys at the mall told us we had to vamoose. Post haste. Something to do with that big boom that we all heard."

"Never mind that Logan! Naruto's missing." which had prompted some sort of coughing fit from the other side of the line, and a few choice words that were not able to be placed. When Logan returned his mouth to the phone he did not sound pleased.

"Your telling me that you lost the kid?"

"Yes. sometime after we stopped shopping at Joes books."

"Hoes... Hmmm. There was a explosion, and I'll bet even money that the kid was involved some how and it was near by where we all were shopping to boot. It's a pretty sure bet that the Mall police force isn't going to be letting us back in any time soon. Hang on... I'll ask Jean to get a line on him and then a line on you and you two will have to find him." He replied through the cell phone. And after a moment of silence did Logan speak again. "Alright. I'm leaving you in the Capable hands of Jean. Don't screw up." Logan stated before he hung up, making Ororo narrow her blue eyes towards the phone before she closed it and set it into her purse.

~Jean are you there?~ She thought out before she looked to Yuriko, who was eying her with a raised eyebrow. "Logan said that they were ushered out of the mall and they are waiting for us at the car. And he doubts that the mall security force will be willing to let them back in."

"So he cannot help."

"No. But Jean Grey can."

~That's right ladies. I can help.~ She sent to both of the women, which caused Yuriko to jump slightly and then look around to see where she had heard the voice, getting a raised white brow and a amused look from Ororo. ~I've located him. He's in the mall complex still, and he just entered the main hallway close to the explosion. Head back the way you came and take a left. There isn't to many men there aside from the investigative team.~

And of course Yuriko just looked to Ororo as they began to walk swiftly down the hallway. "Does she doe this often?"

"Yes. It's a handy trait to have in a situation such as this, Despite the feeling that you are slowly losing your mind."

And thus they walked down the hallway, a and then turned to the left to see a small crowd of people gathering around a area that was not the center of the explosion. And that was when both women noticed the crop of blonde hair.

"Naruto!" Ororo called out as she walked forwards and the men all looked up to see Ororo walking forwards towards them. Several of them had rather unique looks on their faces, but at the sight of her severally worried face they decided that whatever they had been thinking hadn't been worth interrupting the moment.

When Ororo had arrived where Naruto had been sitting, he looked more annoyed with the men than anything. For reasons only known to him for that time being. that was when Ororo took in his appearance. There were burns all over his t-shirts, there was some rather foul things coming from them as well, that could accommodate anything that had just been through an explosion, and judging from the slashed up bits upon his back did she see that he had some dried blood upon his shirt. Not exactly the most ideal reunion. and thus did Ororo bend over, reaching into her purse and producing some sanitized wipes from and small portable container and she set about cleaning his face up.

"I don't believe it, Naruto. Why did you go out and run away like that? You had us worried." She stated, but that was when She got a confused expression in response and that was when Ororo turned and looked to Yuriko. "Could I possibly ask you to translate for me?"

"Of course." Yuriko stated as she looked at the men around them and she nodded to them. "Thank you gentlemen, You've done well. Now if you would be so kind as to leave the matter to us." She stated and the men all looked around before they settled upon looking at the explosion and what to do about everything that had been damaged. It was true that there had been injuries, the most severe was one of the co-workers working at the island. Just how were they going to explain it. The island didn't have anything that could go off as an explosive. but ultimately they left the trio alone. And then when she was sure that they were out of sight did Yuriko turn and look around towards Naruto. "Naruto. You had Ororo very worried. She wants to know why you took off like you did." She explained and the look of dawning came to his face, and he nodded to both women before he reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out something, and handed it to Ororo, who was shocked by what she had just received.

"How?" But that was when Naruto chose to speak again.

"I saw someone reach into Ororo's purse while you two were talking, and I chased him." Naruto explained, as he eyed the floor in front of him, looking every bit like a child being chided for doing something foolish.

"By yourself." Yuriko finished, before she rubbed her temples and then nodded to him. "It was the man that bumped into Ororo, wasn't it?" And Naruto nodded in reply, not bothering to look up. "Well Naruto. Why did you chase him?"

"Where I'm from, in Konoha, all ninja, if seeing a theft in progress, or any crime really, with in the village, respond to it. Essentially, all Ninja are the active police force." He replied, and Yuriko raised an eyebrow at that bit of information, now understanding why he did what he had done. Things we're handled differently from where he was from. And that was when Yuriko looked up to Ororo.

"He's confirmed that your purse was stolen from your hand bag Ororo, By the man that bumped into you. We can deduce that it was intentional. And Naruto just explained why he went after him. He told you he was a ninja, Correct?" And Ororo nodded to her in response. "From the information I just gathered from our friend here, the Ninja of his village are pretty much the active police force with in his home while going away on missions, and thus he is also responsible for dealing wish such a thing as Theft when it is with in the village." Yuriko explained, causing Ororo's blue eyes widened at the information, and begin to think of the possibilities of that. But that was when clear thinking took over, and they slowly began to rise up.

"It's time for use to be going. Logan and the others have waited long enough... We'll have to begin teaching him other methods of doing things though." Ororo said and Yuriko nodded before she gestured that Naruto get up and come with them.

"Yes. Yes we will... I have to say that being with all of you. I can honestly say that you are anything but dull." She stated with a calm smile, getting a laugh out of Ororo, before turning and looking down to Naruto who walked beside them and she patted his shoulder. "Naruto. There are a lot of differences from where you come from and this place that your now in... For starters, children don't chase down criminals. They tell the adults." She explained while Naruto just looked confused.

"Why would they do such a thing? It's just a waste of time. If you can handle it, why don't you?"

"Because most children can't do what you can do, in this world. In fact those that have powers don't have manifest until they are in their teenage years, or so I've been told. And the sudden use of your abilities, powers or not, brings a lot of unwanted attention. Which in turn can do a lot more harm than good." She explained and Naruto cocked his head to the side and crossed his arms, while he thought about it.

"Right. So if I see anything happen, just tell you?"

"Yes. Let the teacher deal with it." She explained and Naruto just blew a raspberry out loud, before he laughed out loud, which elected a raised eyebrow. "Something funny, Naruto?"

"Just remembering Kakashi-sensei... He was a man that didn't treat the team equally. Lazy, late, and a pervert that kept reading the pervy sage's books rather than train us seriously." And that was when Yuriko gave him a unique look before she shook her had and smiled.

"I'm not like him." She stated to him, which Naruto nodded to. He agreed whole heartedly.


Despite Naruto's Haggard appearance when they had arrived back at the cars, most were still talking a bout the interesting day, while staying off of the fact of Naruto's little adventure. Logan had, of course, a series of important questions to ask Naruto why Naruto went ahead and pulled a dick brained stunt like that, and of course It was Ororo that had put a muzzle on Logan, while she, Yuriko and Naruto informed him of everything that was coming up.

By the time that both vehicles had returned to the mansion, the Construction crew was currently just leaving. but when they pulled up to the front of the mansion, the door opened to reveal Charles Xavier, his fingers laced with one another, and his dark eyebrow raised slightly. And the entire mansion knew that look. it was a look that said that he knew what had happened. But what was a shock for Logan, was the man that had been standing beside the Professor, a African man standing tall, in a pair of black pants, a black turtle neck sweater a long black leather trench coat, and eye patch over his face.

"Well Logan. Have to say that the trip to New York did not go as you had intended." The tall man stated as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigar and a lighter, and proceeded to light up, before looking to the man again. "Even I would have thought that you would have managed to put a bit more emphasis of restraint of powers in a public place."

"Fury. Don't start." Logan replied as he looked to the others and nodded to the others. "What are you kids looking at? Come on get those cars unloaded. We got things that need to get done here." The large Canadian replied as he walked forwards towards the two. "So I take it that things didn't go to well for cover up?"

"Oh no. the Cover up went just fine. It's just that whenever something that involves a super powered fight, a explosion, or some sort of rebellion I always think it's you. The explosion that your boy was involved in was that of a small problem with the island that the boy passed. The lingerie shop that he flew through we can't do anything about, but we can make sure that they know the Kid's injuries weren't life threatening and he was able to get up, obviously. Security footage was taken, and we've put a viral eater out on the web for anyone that has those images and posts them somewhere. Pretty standard when dealing with a anything that your involved in." Fury stated as he puffed the cigar before his eye turned and looked towards the blonde boy that was currently helping everyone with their bags. What shocked him the most was that the boy had quite a few copies of himself as well. Returning his gaze back to that of Logan and Professor Xavier did he finally point at the kid again. "He do that often?" Which prompted a chuckle from Logan, and a amused smile to grace the Professors face.

"Several times. we haven't had time to actually grade his powers against anything as of yet. But evidently there is some fine tuning needed." The Professor stated as the boy walked up the stairs, with a big shit eating grin.

"Yeah... Gonna have to get the kid learned up in how we Do things differently here, and why. Kid took off in the mall for Ororo's Wallet." Logan provided.

"So he actually isn't from around here?" fury asked.

"You could say that. But then again, you probably have more answers than we do."

"We're still picking up residual waves of energy from the mall area. That's true. but Shield doesn't know anything on what they are, or what they represent." Fury stated before he looked towards the door again. "So can you tell me straight up. Do we have anything to worry about from in there?" he asked which got the Professor to narrow his eyes to the giant of a man.

"I prey not Fury. With proper training, and guidance, I hope that he won't continue to use his powers in such a infantile manner. Now if you will excuse us. We have things to speak about with the others as well as unpacking to do and Pizza to order." The professor stated, before he turned and rolled away inside following the students that had filed in after Naruto and his Clones, and leaving Fury to raise an eyebrow.

"What's eating him? Something I said?"

"Nah. It ain't something that you said. I bet its everything you said Fury." Logan provided as he marched in behind the Professor, closing the door behind him, leaving a very confused General Fury behind them. However was stopped, while the General put a hand upon the Canadian's shoulder.

"Listen. I cam here to do you a favour." The man stated as Logan raised his eyebrow to him, turning back towards him, puffing his cigar, and blowing out smoke. The thought of Fury doing a favour for anyone was something that was unheard of, unless….

"What's the catch, Fury?" Logan asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I just might be calling it in, in the future."

"Not interested."

"No? And here I thought you would have wanted Naruto to have a Paper Trail and ensure himself able to go into the school, and live a normal life as a American Citizen." Fury stated as he offered the Canadian a large brown envelope. Eyeing it's contents, Logan just sighed and shook his head, before he took the envelope. If it was one thing Logan had learned, it was that unless you wanted to draw a lot of attention to yourself without the right papers, it could lead to some rather unwanted questions to be answered later.

"Alright Fury. You got a deal." He stated.


In the New York area, a man was currently sitting down at a table ontop of one of the roof tops of the city. short silver hair hidden under a old hat, his dark grey eyes looking down towards the paper, while thinking of other things. The boy that he followed that young man around the Mall. They were not human. And though he was sure that one was a mutant. The Blonde one was most certainly not. Sipping the tea again, he turned and regarded his guest, a man that was known for getting answers to questions.

"So. you understand what I am asking of you?"

"Yes. I understand. You want a investigation, that does not revolve around people getting hurt, explosions and collateral damage. But you know that sometimes that it can't be helped." Said the man with a nod of his head.

"Of course. but if they are harmed, you may find your position compromised. Am I Understood?" The silver haired man replied, his tone never leaving that cool tone with a deadly edge to it.

"Clear as Glass. The Target?"

"The Blonde in this picture." The man stated as he slid a Polaroid over to the man with a nod of his head. One of Naruto chasing a auburn haired man down the hallways of the mall of the events of that day. And thus the guest took it and nodded to him, before he pocketed the image. "I expect results. You report to me in three weeks to discuss what you've found thus far."

"Fair enough. Is there anything else."

"As a matter of fact, Yes. I'm needing information, however, should you be able to capture him or lead him into something that I have set up, you will be compensated for the extra troubles. But this is not to come at risk fo the overall objectives. If there is the chance take it. If not, remain simply watching until I say otherwise. Do you understand?"

"Of course I do. But if I manage to pay this off, you'll cover the expenses on ammo and for the extra effort? OOOOH and cheese poofs I need cheese poofs!"

"Cheese poofs?"

"Greatest snack food in the world."

"Interesting. Very well. I shall supply capital for your 'Cheese Poofs.' Anything else?"

"Yeah. did you know that a sneeze could go at two hundred miles an hour?"

"No I didn't. Thank you for adding it to my knowledge. However pointless it may be. Now be gone."

Chapter End.