Sonic is Ross and Sally is Rachel Chapter 11: The "Frozen Yogurt" Break

Cream (Who is Monica), Vector (Who IS joey), Shadow (who is Phoebe) nd Chandler (who is big) all sat in Monica's (Who is Cream) room playing go fish. Shadow (Who is pheobe) sighed and put his cards down. "Hold on guys I have to go finish my date." with that he pulled out an green emerald and jumped out the window.

"Oooooo" said Cream (Who is monicA). I wonder who Shadow (Who is Phobe) is dating this time she said with a saucy undertone. "I think it could be- BUT before CHandler (Who is BIG) finished his sentence they heard a large crashing sound like KAPOWWWWW or something similar to that effect.

Joey (Who is Vector) went over to the door and was about to open it when another POP or something like that was heard in the living room. It was loud enough to make the bed room door lock itself from the outside trapping them in the room.

Chandler (WHO IS BIG1) gulped "Uh-oh!"

Vector (WHO is Joey) scratched his head and hurt himself in confusion "OW!" he said scratching his head again causing him to get even more confused and injured. "Will you stop that we need to figure out how to get out of here!". Said Cream (Who is mOnica). "Uhhhh why don't we use the purple kitty" said a very confused Vector (Who is Joey). "OHHHHH NO YOU DON'T! Said Chandler (Who is Big) I will not be used as a battering ram. My Body has much more going for I-*Grumble grumble*". "Yeah a lot of good your doing with a empty stomach said Cream (Who is moNica). Knuckles (Who is the audience) mildly chuckled. "HAHAHA very funny" said a very annoyed Chandler (Who is BIG). Will you ju- but before Cream (who is monIca) could finish her sentence she could hear Sally (WHO IS RACHEL) and Sonic's (WHO IS ROSS) voices behind the locked door.

Meanwhile in the living room

Sonic (who is ROSS!1!) gummpily kicked the coffee table across the room with his arm. "Its not MMMMYYYYY fault that we never have time together anymore!" Yelled Sonic (Who is Ro$s).

Sally who is Rachel scoffed, "So you thought bringing in all the robots into my office and causing a fire would HEEELLLP!?" Throwing her arms up in frustration so hard that she caused a sharp wind to mark the ceiling. "I don't have a JOB anymore because of YOU!"

Sonic (WhO is RosS) rolled his eyes. "No it isn't! You got fired because Ursula (Who is SILVER) was staring at you!" He shouted so loud that the TV screen next to him cracked.

"OHHHH. There you go AGAIN blaming meeeeee". said Sally (WHO IS RACHEL!) in a hissing tone. "Was Monkey Khan (WHO is mark) not enough?!". OH here we go again with the Monkey Khan (who is MARK) said Sonic (Who is ROSS!) in a moody voice. "OH what's that Sonic (Who is ross) you can't handle me hanging out with GASP another HERO". Sally (who is RACHEL!) said jabbing her finger into Sonic's (WHo is Ross) neatly made coat. "I-I-I-I...Just think that he's spending a bit too much time with you is all Sal". (WHO IS Rac, which is a nickname for Rachel WHO is SALLY). "OH MY GOD SONIC (who is ROss) JUST...STOP!".

Sonic (WHo is ROSs) yelled back, "WHAT FOR!? YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!"
SALLY (WHO IS RACHEL) looked away and said back "Ugh! Let's just take a break." Sonic (Who is Ross took a deep breath five times quickly before saying, "Alright why not." he grabbed his pink coat off the floor and approached the door. "Let's just get some fresh air, maybe some chilli dogs, or oh, I know some frozen yogurt." As he opened the door Sally (WHO is RachEL) stompted her foot on the ground. "no..." She said quietly.
Sonic Who is Ross) turned his head back. "Wait what?"
"no."
Leaning back further and cupping one of his ears to hear better Sonic (Who is Ross) asked again, "What?"
"no."
" Sal (Who is Rach) I seriously can't hear you. What?"
Sally (Who is Rachel) stomped over at him and said, "No. When I said 'Let's just take a break' I meant from US."

Sonic (who is Ross) looked at Rachel dead on with a glare "What did you say again, sorry I was thinking about how fat Big is". A "Heyyyyy" from Big (WHO IS CHANDLER) could be heard from one of the walls but both ignored it. "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, SONIC (WHO IS ROSSSSSSS)". Said Sally (who is RACHELLL!) in a screech. Sonic (Who is Ross) finally processed what Sally (Who is Rachel) was going on about. His determined Glare from earlier turned into a angry one and he headed out the door slamming it behind him. Knuckles (who the audience) whispered "oh no".

Back in the bed room

"I'm not that fat am I?" Chandler (WHO is BIG) asked poking his tummy.

Monica (Who is Cream!) gasped at what she had heard from the other side of the door.

Joey (Who is Vector) passed out from blood loss.

Meanwhile at a random bar

Shadow (who is Pheobe) crawled inside to get passed the security guard. Once he reached his table he stood up to see his date Fang (Who is Mike) sitting at the table.

"Your late Shadow (Who IS Phobe)." He said simply.

Pheobe (Who is Shadow) sat down. "Yeah sorry about that I kinda broke my leg on the way over."

"Again?" Mike (Who is FANG) shook his head. "Never mind... So about that murder-"

"SHHH-! Not so loud Mike!" Shadow (Who is Pheobe) screamed at the top of her lungs so that everyone in the bar could hear.

Fang +Who is Mike) slapped him across the face. "Anyways," he looked around "I kinda screwed it up."

Shadow (Who is Pheobe) paused in rubbing his face. "What?"

"She's still alive."

At the bar counter sat Sonic (Who is Ross) with several empty glasses of scotch and whisky and a plate of chili dogs. "Heyyyy your looking a bit lonely". said a voice from behind. "Ugh could you leave me alone its been a hard day for me". Said a drained Sonic (WHO is Ross) "We've all had hard days before, sugar the voice said in delight. "Do uh mind if I make a call? We can uh talk later...maybe Sonic (who IS ross) said neglecting to notice the face of the mistress's voice. Sonic (Who is Ross) Dialed the number in a rhythm knowing exactly who would be on the other line.

Back at the apartment

As soon as there was a knock on the door Sally (who is rachel) ran too it. When the door opened it was Mark(whoisMonkeyKhan)! "Hey," he said as she opened the door but then he noticed she looked as though she was crying. "Are you alright?"

Rachel (Who is Sally) nodded. "Yeah. Fine. Come on in and thanks for coming Mark (Who is Monkey Khan)." Closing the door behind him the two went over to the surprisingly okay kitchen table and sat down. "What in the world happened here?" Asked Monkey Khan (Who is Mark).

"Oh its nothing. I just-" Sally (Who is Rachel) bit back a sob.

"How about I make us some coffee and you can tell me all about it. Sound good to you?" Said Mark (who is Monkey Khan).

Sally (Whois Rachel) nodded and Monkey Khan (who is Mark stood up to make coffee. The phone then rang.

Sally (Who is RACHEL) rushed to the phone "Hello?". She said concerned. "Hey..." Said Sonic's (Who is Ross) voice coming from the phone. "OH I'm so glad you called!" She said in relief from hearing Sonic (Who is ROss) voice. "Re-really? I-I mean don't you think this is crazy like don't you think we can work all of this out? Said a cautious Sonic (Who is Ross). "Hey Coffee is ready, Sal (Who is Rach, which is a nickname for Rachel WHO is SALLY). said a content Mark behind Sally (Who is Rachel) "...Whose that?" said a now concerned Sonic (Who is Ross). ..."Nobody". said a hushed Sally (Who is RacHel) from the other line. "is it okay if I finish this chili dog since y'know...". said a Joyful Mark (Who is Monkey Khan) "Is that Mark?!". (Who is Monkey Khan) said a suspicious Sonic (WHO is Ross) from Sally's (Who is Rachel) line. "Uh...HONEY he just came ove- "YEAH GOT IT!" Said a heartbroken Sonic (Who is Ross) hanging up on Sally (Who is RACHel) before she could finish the sentence.

Back at the random bar

Ross (who is sonic) slammed the phone down hard enough to rip it off the wall somehow. That was only because the phone wasn't even plugged in. Looking over his shoulder Sonic (Who is Ross) saw a fairly average looking rabbit girl behind him. She had a mean looking arm made of metal, it had an angry faced tattoo on it, and a robotic leg. She smiled at him. Without warning Sonic (who is Ross) took hold of her nonrobot arm and said "So, you wanna talk now." "Sure thing sugar, but how about we go some place a little... quieter." Nodding Sonic (who is Ross let the rabbiter girl lead him out.

On the way out Sonic (Who IS Ross) heard a call behind him. "Hey Faker (Who is Rossy which is the nickname for Sonic who is Ross)!" Turing he saw his friend Shadow (who is Pheobe) on what looked like an odd date. Bitterly he called back, "What!?" "Don't forget to use Protection!" And with that Sonic (who is ross) left the bar with the girl.

Shadow (Who is Pheobe) sighed as he sat back down. "Man that was a close one. He could have been on to us."

"He didn't even know you were here until you called out to him!" Yelled Fang (who is Mike!1 in frustration.

"It would have been mean not to say hi to my friend."

"You guys are friends?"

"Its complicated." Pheobe (Who is Shadow) shook her head before stopping suddenly. "Anyways do you hear that?"

"Hear wha-?"

"SHHHHH! Listen."

In the distance laughing could be heard.

"Heheheheehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" it echoed

TO BE CONTINUED…!?