Disclaimer: I do not own SSB or its characters.

A few things before I get started:

First, I know that many people see Nana and Popo as friends not siblings, but the two have always seemed like siblings to me, so that is how I write them.

Second, please keep in mind that Sheik and Zelda are separate characters in my stories (I know I've mentioned this before, but just a reminder).

Third, thank you everyone who has and are continuing to review. Keep it up!

Zelda

Well, here I am, frozen solid, wearing a ridiculous facial expression, being blinded by the light of a half shot Light Arrow, and stuffed into a closet. What a wonderful way to spend your morning.

It's only 9:30 in the morning and I've already woken up to see a giant hole in my room's ceiling, nearly impaled Kirby when getting my breakfast, completely destroyed 3 hallways and that large marble fish statue in the backyard (not that that's a total loss, the thing was hideous), gotten run over by a giant hunk of ice, and now, well, you know.

I wonder how long it'll take for someone to find me in here. Under normal circumstances, Link would waste no time looking for me if we were separated for more than 10 minutes, but I kinda scared him off when I ripped a hole through his favorite tunic…

Besides, even if anyone found me here, they would probably run off immediately. Curse that inattentive Popo for shoving me in here in a position where my arrow is pointing at the door.

But then, by a stroke of luck if nothing else, the door was opened by…Sheik! I saw her flinch slightly at the sight of my frozen arrow centimeters from her nose, and then she looked at me, and started laughing.

Judging by the painful contortions of my face, I suppose it would have been fairly hilarious to look at.

Sheik calmed down after about a minute and looked at me slightly more seriously. I saw her jaw move up and down but couldn't here a thing, courtesy of the ice. Now I know how Ness feels.

Sheik waited a few moments, realized I couldn't here her, and sighed. She pulled out her Light Bow, which was casually strapped to her back, and fired a Light Arrow at me.

The ice shattered instantly, which caused my Light Arrow to fire at Sheik, who simply 'caught' the arrow in her bow before shooting it harmlessly at the ground with a flick of her wrist.

"Wow your expression is really funny. Now then, as I was saying," Sheik seemed perfectly calm as she strapped her bow back on her back, "what are you doing frozen in a 4th floor lavatory closet?"

I looked around and was absolutely horrified when I realized that we were indeed in a bathroom, a boy's bathroom.

"Popo froze me and dragged me up here! I didn't want to end up in a…boy's bathroom! I couldn't see where he was dragging me!" In my hysteria, I failed to realize that I had shot another arrow at Sheik. But, once again, she casually caught it with her own bow, shot it harmlessly into the ground, and put her bow away.

"How do you have such good control over your final smash?" I was amazed to say the least.

"How do you not?" That response really caught me off guard. The fact that Sheik was being serious and not sassy or anything made it worse.

"Anyways, if this is a boy's bathroom, then what are you doing in here? Everyone in the manor knows you're a girl." I needed to change the subject.

"I overheard Popo muttering something about feeling sorry for whoever opens the closet in this bathroom and got curious. Everyone was too preoccupied with the final smash fiasco to notice."

"Thanks for getting me out of there. I would just die of embarrassment if anyone, especially Link, found me here."

"Speaking of whom, he says you owe him 17 bucks for a new tunic."

"Brilliant." I sighed and decided that the less time I spent in this bathroom, the better. But before I could leave, Sheik stopped me.

"I think it best you cover up your face." Sheik held up a roll of bandages: the kind she uses to wrap her face and arms.

"Why in the name of Nayru would I want to do that?"

Sheik chuckled a little. "It's either this," she pointed to her own masked face, "or that." She pointed at the mirror.

I looked at the mirror, gasped a little, and sighed. "Fine."

It turns out that your face can freeze into a certain expression if held that way too long, and being literally frozen certainly didn't help.

Why do I keep making the girls go into the boy's bathroom? First Peach, then Nana (implied), then Zelda, and Sheik too. Someone explain this phenomenon (seriously, 'cause I can't)!